Derek Sanchez-Hoeksema

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Derek Sanchez-Hoeksema

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    Started in a basement apartment in 2012 - and going meagerly ever since.

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    Last updated on July 1, 2014
    Welcome to Oh Sew Nerdy! The goal is to make you laugh, or at least give a half hearted shrug of approval. Yay!!!

    I'm making new patterns even as you read this. If you have an idea for a cross stitch I can do custom orders as well. Just message me and we will start the process!

    Stitches have been featured at Gallery 1988, The Hive Gallery, Derek Erdman's International House of Paintings, Buzzfeed, Slashfilm and other cool places (real and Internet).

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    If an item arrives damaged please email me and let me know. I will do my best to fix the situation! No refunds on PDF patterns.
    Once payment has cleared, the items you have purchased will be shipped! It's that simple dingus!
    All stitches are made to order. Please allow 1-2 weeks for shipment. If you need it quicker - send me a message.
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    Please don't take any of the patterns sold here and try to sell them anywhere else. Please play nice. Thanks!