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CrumpleAndToss

Made with paper. And Love. Paper and Love. And Awesome.

Boston, Massachusetts · 1265 Sales

CrumpleAndToss

Made with paper. And Love. Paper and Love. And Awesome.

Boston, Massachusetts 1265 Sales On Etsy since 2010

5 out of 5 stars
(324)

Announcement   Welcome to Crumple + Toss!

I make cards. Sometimes sweet, sometimes snarky but always super fun.
I hope you lurrrrve them.

HEADS UP! Shipments are going to be a little slow going while I move into MY NEW BRICK AND MORTAR LOCATION opening June 11th in Natick, MA. Email me with any questions BEFORE you order!

For more stationery and assorted knick-knackery that is awesome, visit my online shop: www.crumpleandtoss.com!

LOCAL TO BOSTON?

You can find my cards creeping on you at:

Gifted, South Boston
KuDeTa, South Boston and Chestnut Hill
as well as my own shop, Calliope Paperie, opening in June.

You can also find me at the South End Open Market at Ink Block every Sunday until October. PHEW.


If you have any questions about shipping or customization, please see my policies.

Announcement

Last updated on May 31, 2016

Welcome to Crumple + Toss!

I make cards. Sometimes sweet, sometimes snarky but always super fun.
I hope you lurrrrve them.

HEADS UP! Shipments are going to be a little slow going while I move into MY NEW BRICK AND MORTAR LOCATION opening June 11th in Natick, MA. Email me with any questions BEFORE you order!

For more stationery and assorted knick-knackery that is awesome, visit my online shop: www.crumpleandtoss.com!

LOCAL TO BOSTON?

You can find my cards creeping on you at:

Gifted, South Boston
KuDeTa, South Boston and Chestnut Hill
as well as my own shop, Calliope Paperie, opening in June.

You can also find me at the South End Open Market at Ink Block every Sunday until October. PHEW.


If you have any questions about shipping or customization, please see my policies.

Kristina Burkey

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Kristina Burkey

Office Space Birthday Card
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Anchorman Funny Love Card
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Hey Bestie Big Bang Theory Card
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Mix and match! Any 3 cards for 12 bucks!
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You're Awesome Funny Congratulations card
$5.00
Funny Thank You Card Without Cookies. Sorry.
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Many Thanks Funny Thank You Card
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Happy Rex Manning Day Card
$5.00
I Suck Belated Birthday Card
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Fresh to Death Fancy AF Blank Card
$5.00
Sixteen Candles Funny Love Card
$5.00
Thank You's for Youse Thank You Card
$5.00
Apple of My Eye Funny Birthday Card
$5.00
Funny Friend Card
$5.00
OH HAI friend card
$5.00
Thanks for Nothing Funny Thank You Card
$5.00
3 Little Words Coffee Love card
$5.00
Funny Wedding or Engagement Card
$5.00
Funny Blank card with Squirrel
$5.00
Terrified of Babies Funny New Baby Card
$5.00
Guac Funny Love Card
$5.00
Grassy Ass Funny Thank You Card
$5.00
Funny Miss You Card
$5.00
Saying Hi Miss You Friend card
$5.00
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5 out of 5 stars
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About

I have always loved paper. Now it loves me back.

I have been in love with paper for as long as I can remember. I even remember trying to sell things I made from paper from a card table by the road near my house growing up.

I have had a love for typography and words for as long as I can remember so that's what I focus on. I have way more message tees than one person should.

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  • KB

    Owner

    Stationer, blogger, crazy-pants Instagrammer and recent addict to Project Life. If you like edgy humor and cards you're not sure the recipient will like but YOU'RE laughing? You'll love it here. Come hang out!

Shop policies

Last updated on February 17, 2015
Hello there!
I like to make whatever feasible out of paper. In my shop you can send paper, put your drink on paper, and obv, write on paper. So I like paper. I also like to make people smile. With paper.
See all the things paper can do?

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
PayPal please and thank you!
Shipping
I will usually ship the next day business day unless that day is a holi-day or a SNOW day.

You may notice I do not have international postage on my coasters, etc. I will ship to you but I will need to get a quote for the shipping and then make a listing for you. Please don't hesitate to ask! I WILL ship internationally.

If you would like some extra fancy shipping with confirmations and whatnot please ask and I will absolutely help you quote it out and set you up a reserved listing for the shipping price.

I use USPS despite what people say. Shipping time within the US is pretty speedy but international, not so much. Example....Australia has been known to take about 2 weeks so please take that into consideration if you live there or some other faraway place.

If you need something quickly ALWAYS ALWAYS ask first! I have had too many people purchase a card and THEN ask if it will be there when they want and usually IT WON'T BE and then they are upset. If you have time constraints let's talk!
Refunds and Exchanges
I cannot be held responsible for any dastardly transgressions performed by mail carriers. If your item shows up damaged or not at all...trust me, I will be more mad than you. Let me know and we can work something out before you get on your angry-pants and write something will both regret in Feedback.

In the case of a no-show, I cannot send replacement cards until the first one comes back. I have had too many "insufficient addresses" and won't beat a dead horse and keep sending cards to an address the post office thinks isn't there.
Sorry kids.

Custom orders must be paid in full before I ship.
Additional policies and FAQs
I welcome wholesale and custom requests!

In the case of changing the text of one of my current cards (inside or outside) a $5 change fee will be incurred. If you want a card to be blank, there is no charge.