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PattersonPaper

Florida, United States

31k
 Sales

12 years
on Etsy

31k
 sales

12 years
on Etsy

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31k
 Sales

12 years
on Etsy

31k
 sales

12 years
on Etsy

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Reviews

4.7 (4879)

Average item review

We calculate this number using a recency-weighted average of all ratings, with a rating's value decreasing by half each year to best reflect the current experience.

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Kayla on 22 Jan, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Such a fun, creative card.

Funny Baby Shower Card, New Mom Greeting Card Adult Greeting Card, New Born, Girl, Boy, Congrats on being 9 months sober, Pink, Blue, New

Funny Baby Shower Card, New Mom Greeting Card Adult Greeting Card, New Born, Girl, Boy, Congrats on being 9 months sober, Pink, Blue, New
Sue on 23 Dec, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Can’t wait till my friend has her baby to give her this!

Funny New Baby Card, Funny Congrats Card, Funny Congratulations Card, Newborn Card, New Baby Card, Congrats on being 9 months sober

Funny New Baby Card, Funny Congrats Card, Funny Congratulations Card, Newborn Card, New Baby Card, Congrats on being 9 months sober
Elisa on 21 Dec, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Funny cards. I order one for every occasion

Happy Birthday, Funny Birthday Card, Birthday Card Funny Asshole, Happy Birthday to my Favorite Asshole, Birthday card adult Cheeky, Adult

Happy Birthday, Funny Birthday Card, Birthday Card Funny Asshole, Happy Birthday to my Favorite Asshole, Birthday card adult Cheeky, Adult
Etsy buyer on 26 Nov, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Excellent card, great quality, MOH loved it

Thank you Bridesmaid Cheeky, Thank you Brides maid Funny, Thanks for putting up with the wedding Bullshit, Maid of Honor, Matron, Groomsman

Thank you Bridesmaid Cheeky, Thank you Brides maid Funny, Thanks for putting up with the wedding Bullshit, Maid of Honor, Matron, Groomsman
Angie on 02 Nov, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

I got it!! Thank you!!

Funny Baby Shower Card, New Mom Greeting Card Adult Greeting Card, New Born, Girl, Boy, Congrats on being 9 months sober, Pink, Blue, New

Funny Baby Shower Card, New Mom Greeting Card Adult Greeting Card, New Born, Girl, Boy, Congrats on being 9 months sober, Pink, Blue, New
Alexandra on 03 Jan, 2023

3 out of 5 stars

The card is adorable but it took a month for it to ship out after I purchased it and by that time I didn’t even need it.

Funny Baby Shower Card, New Mom Greeting Card Adult Greeting Card, New Born, Girl, Boy, Congrats on being 9 months sober, Pink, Blue, New

Funny Baby Shower Card, New Mom Greeting Card Adult Greeting Card, New Born, Girl, Boy, Congrats on being 9 months sober, Pink, Blue, New
Paige on 08 Dec, 2022

1 out of 5 stars

Never got my products, even after being very patient and begging to have the product still shipped I just got a refund with no reply

Will you Be My Maid Of Honor Card, I Can't Say I Do Without you in a God Awful Dress, MOH Proposal, Gift, Ugly Dress, Bridesmaid Box, Maid

Will you Be My Maid Of Honor Card, I Can't Say I Do Without you in a God Awful Dress, MOH Proposal, Gift, Ugly Dress, Bridesmaid Box, Maid
sarah on 04 Dec, 2022

1 out of 5 stars

Never received item. I sent seller a message each day 3 days in a row for tracking and/or replacement with no response. Etsy provided me with a refund.

Thank you Bridesmaid Cheeky, Thank you Brides maid Funny, Thanks for putting up with the wedding Bullshit, Maid of Honor, Matron, Groomsman

Thank you Bridesmaid Cheeky, Thank you Brides maid Funny, Thanks for putting up with the wedding Bullshit, Maid of Honor, Matron, Groomsman
Melissa on 12 Feb, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Funny New Baby Card, Funny Congrats Card, Funny Congratulations Card, Newborn Card, New Baby Card, Congrats on being 9 months sober

Funny New Baby Card, Funny Congrats Card, Funny Congratulations Card, Newborn Card, New Baby Card, Congrats on being 9 months sober
Melissa on 12 Feb, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Wedding Photographer Thank You Card, Thanks Wedding photographer, Capturing our wedding, Photographer Card, Photographer, Cheeky, Funny

Wedding Photographer Thank You Card, Thanks Wedding photographer, Capturing our wedding, Photographer Card, Photographer, Cheeky, Funny

About PattersonPaper

Patterson Paper

Sales 30,983

On Etsy since 2014

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Patterson Paper

Patterson Paper

Shop members

Jennifer Patterson

Owner

Thanks for visiting my shop! To take a behind the scenes look at my journey follow me on Instagram: PattersonPaper :)

Shop policies

Last updated on 17 December, 2025

Accepted payment methods

Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

Returns & exchanges

See item details for return and exchange eligibility.

Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

Please contact the seller if you have any problems with your order.

More information

Last updated on 17 Dec, 2025

Frequently asked questions

Wholesale availability

Yes, PattersonPaper does offer wholesale! Please contact Jennifer@PattersonPaper.com to inquire.

What size are your cards?

All cards are size A2 cards measuring 4.25" x5.5".

Are your cards blank inside?

Yes! Cards are blank inside for you to add our own personal message!

I am interested in multiple cards. How do I make sure my cards are all shipped in one package?

Please add everything you need to cart, and proceed to checkout all together. This will ensure your cards are shipped all at once and you pay only additional incremental shipping cost.

Do you have an instagram?

Yes! Its @PattersonPaper
Follow me to get to know a more about my work and life! :)