Announcement   Sailors of old ran up the Death's Head flag to show they were pirates. Ye can do the same: strike fear & look striking in our pirate clothing.


Sailors of old ran up the Death's Head flag to show they were pirates. Ye can do the same: strike fear & look striking in our pirate clothing.

Jeff Baker

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You need more pirate in your life.

It's the truth.

Don't believe me, believe science.

Studies show that just a once-a-week increase in wearing pirate apparel will:
- Increase your desire to sail by 10%
- Add +2 to your map skills
- Buff up your 18th century maritime history
- Make you look goooood

We had some pie charts to back this up, but we ate them.

We love pirates, and we love pirate clothing. We're located in Portland, Oregon, and we're dedicated to bringing you the best pirate fashions we can come up with.

You can reach real live actual crewmen at 503-329-5278 during our store hours, 9-5:30 Pacific Time, Monday-Friday. You can also email us at info [!at]

Shop members

  • Jeff Baker

    Owner, Ship's Pilot

    We make fearsome faces, but we're very friendly over the phone. I wouldn't recommend Skyping us though.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 18, 2013

Accepted payment methods

  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Discover
  • Apple Pay
  • Klarna
  • Sofort
  • Ideal
  • Paypal
  • GiftcardAccepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
We will happily refund your money within 30 days if the product does not show any signs of being worn. We cannot refund shipping costs.

Undergarments cannot be returned unless there is a manufacturer's defect.

There is a 10% restocking fee for all returns and exchanges. For exchanges, there will be a shipping cost (the same as the original shipping cost), which can be paid via Paypal or via credit/debit card over the phone. If a product is damaged or defective, we'll waive the restocking and shipping fee.
We generally ship everything via USPS First Class Mail. If you need something faster, contact us and we'll do it if we can!
Additional policies and FAQs
Size charts:

Men's t-shirt:
Size: Width x Height
Small: 18" x 27.5"
Medium: 20" x 28.5"
Large: 22" x 29.5"
XL: 24" x 30.5"
2XL: 26" x 31.5"
3XL: 28" x 32.5"
4XL: 30" x 33.5"
5XL: 32" x 34.5"

Ladies t-shirt & tank top:
Size: Fits sizes, Chest to fit
S: 2-4, 33-35"
M: 6-8, ,34.5-36.5"
L: 10-12, 36.5-38.5"
XL: 14-16, 38.5-40.5"
2XL: 18-20, 40.5-42.5"

Kids t-shirt:
Size: Width x Height
X-Small: 14" x 18"
Small: 16" x 20.5"
Medium: 17" x 22"
Large: 18" x 23.5"

One piece:
Size: Weight (lbs), Chest x Length
3-6 m: 7-15, 14 x 17-24
6-12 m: 16-22, 16 x 25-28
12-18 m: 23-27, 18 x 29-31
18-24 m: 28-30, 20 x 32-34

Size: Width x Length
Small: 20 x 27
Medium: 22 x 28
Large: 24 x 29
XL: 26 x 30
2XL: 28 x 31
3XL: 30 x 32

Ladies thong or booty short:
Size: Fits sizes, Waist to fit
Small: 0-4, 24-26"
Medium: 4-6, 26-28"
Large: 8-10, 28-30"
XL: 10-12, 30-32"

Ladies boy shorts:
Size: Fits sizes, Waist to fit
Small: 0-2, 25-26"
Medium: 4-6, 27-29"
Large: 8-10, 30-32"
XL: 10-12, 33-35"

Men's boxer briefs:
Size, Fits sizes
Small: 30-32
Medium: 32-34
Large: 34-36
XL: 36-38