Pirates Rock Apparel

Oregon, United States · 715 Sales


Pirates Rock Apparel

Oregon, United States 715 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Announcement   Sailors of old ran up the Death's Head flag to show they were pirates. Ye can do the same: strike fear & look striking in our pirate clothing.


Sailors of old ran up the Death's Head flag to show they were pirates. Ye can do the same: strike fear & look striking in our pirate clothing.

Jeff Baker

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Jeff Baker

Men's Boxer Brief - Squid / Kracken
Mens Pirate T-Shirt - Skull and Bones #2
Men's Boxer Brief - Shipswheel Pistols
Kids Pirate Shirt - Jolly Roger 2
Mens Pirate T-Shirt - Olde Skull and Bones
Mens Pirate T-Shirt - Classic Jolly Roger
Kids Pirate Shirt - I Heart Pirates
Mens Pirate T-Shirt - 3 Skulls
Ladies Thong - Shipswheel Pistols
Ladies Boy Brief - Got Rum
Infant One Piece - Surrender the Boobies
Unisex Hoodie - Surrender the Booty
Pirate Apron - Shiver Me Timbers
Pirate Apron - Olde Skull and Bones
Ladies Tank Top - Surrender the Booty
Ladies Tank Top - Bury Me At Sea
Men's Boxer Brief - Jack Rackham
Mens Pirate T-Shirt - Surrender the Booty
Kids Pirate Shirt - Yarrr! Jack Rackham
Ladies Booty Shorts - Jack Rackham
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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars

fapurdie on Oct 20, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

great quality and fast delivery. very pleased!


sunandfuninva on Oct 14, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Great shirt fast shipping thanks so much

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You need more pirate in your life.

It's the truth.

Don't believe me, believe science.

Studies show that just a once-a-week increase in wearing pirate apparel will:
- Increase your desire to sail by 10%
- Add +2 to your map skills
- Buff up your 18th century maritime history
- Make you look goooood

We had some pie charts to back this up, but we ate them.

We love pirates, and we love pirate clothing. We're located in Portland, Oregon, and we're dedicated to bringing you the best pirate fashions we can come up with.

You can reach real live actual crewmen at 503-329-5278 during our store hours, 9-5:30 Pacific Time, Monday-Friday. You can also email us at info [!at] piratesrock.com.

Shop members
  • Jeff Baker

    Owner, Ship's Pilot

    We make fearsome faces, but we're very friendly over the phone. I wouldn't recommend Skyping us though.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 18, 2013

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
We generally ship everything via USPS First Class Mail. If you need something faster, contact us and we'll do it if we can!
Refunds and Exchanges
We will happily refund your money within 30 days if the product does not show any signs of being worn. We cannot refund shipping costs.

Undergarments cannot be returned unless there is a manufacturer's defect.

There is a 10% restocking fee for all returns and exchanges. For exchanges, there will be a shipping cost (the same as the original shipping cost), which can be paid via Paypal or via credit/debit card over the phone. If a product is damaged or defective, we'll waive the restocking and shipping fee.
Additional policies and FAQs
Size charts:

Men's t-shirt:
Size: Width x Height
Small: 18" x 27.5"
Medium: 20" x 28.5"
Large: 22" x 29.5"
XL: 24" x 30.5"
2XL: 26" x 31.5"
3XL: 28" x 32.5"
4XL: 30" x 33.5"
5XL: 32" x 34.5"

Ladies t-shirt & tank top:
Size: Fits sizes, Chest to fit
S: 2-4, 33-35"
M: 6-8, ,34.5-36.5"
L: 10-12, 36.5-38.5"
XL: 14-16, 38.5-40.5"
2XL: 18-20, 40.5-42.5"

Kids t-shirt:
Size: Width x Height
X-Small: 14" x 18"
Small: 16" x 20.5"
Medium: 17" x 22"
Large: 18" x 23.5"

One piece:
Size: Weight (lbs), Chest x Length
3-6 m: 7-15, 14 x 17-24
6-12 m: 16-22, 16 x 25-28
12-18 m: 23-27, 18 x 29-31
18-24 m: 28-30, 20 x 32-34

Size: Width x Length
Small: 20 x 27
Medium: 22 x 28
Large: 24 x 29
XL: 26 x 30
2XL: 28 x 31
3XL: 30 x 32

Ladies thong or booty short:
Size: Fits sizes, Waist to fit
Small: 0-4, 24-26"
Medium: 4-6, 26-28"
Large: 8-10, 28-30"
XL: 10-12, 30-32"

Ladies boy shorts:
Size: Fits sizes, Waist to fit
Small: 0-2, 25-26"
Medium: 4-6, 27-29"
Large: 8-10, 30-32"
XL: 10-12, 33-35"

Men's boxer briefs:
Size, Fits sizes
Small: 30-32
Medium: 32-34
Large: 34-36
XL: 36-38