Planet Calamari Has Moved!

Washington, D.C. · 145 Sales


Planet Calamari Has Moved!

Washington, D.C. 145 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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Announcement   We MOVED our exclusive line of artisan jewelry and Happy Hysterectomy cards to the Planet Calamari Boutique. Please visit us at

Thanks for stopping by!


We MOVED our exclusive line of artisan jewelry and Happy Hysterectomy cards to the Planet Calamari Boutique. Please visit us at

Thanks for stopping by!

jeanie marie mossa

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jeanie marie mossa


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angelaswank on May 7, 2014

1 out of 5 stars

I never received my card. When I contacted the seller, there was no response. Overall, really disappointed.


sevendustbunny on Oct 13, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

just as pictured; smooth transaction - great communication and prompt shipping :)) Thank you!


erika39 on Sep 13, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

Great card. Nice to add a little humor to a stressful event. Thanks

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My Nonna Annie has been the biggest influence in my life. Thanks to her many talents, she taught me how to crochet, sew, embroider, and the appreciation of nature and plants. Most of all she showed me how to believe in magic.

Over the years collecting baubles, feathers, sea shells and shiny trinkets i began to make jewelry. In the late eighties i found myself working as a glass artist. Sandblasting glass eventually took a toll on my health and thanks to acupuncture i was once again able to breath. I was so enamored with Chinese Medicine that i decided to become an acupuncturist. I believed that my days as an artist were behind me as i pursued building a practice.

In the beginning Planet Calamari was created as a self publishing company. During my years of acupuncture school i wrote a few books on herbal medicine and eventually more on alternative medicine.

And as fate would have it, my love of creating returned. Inspired by nature, the wooie wooie, and a touch of whimsy a new line of jewelry and mixed media art has evolved. Coming full circle, art has been a healing force in my life.

Visit the Planet Calamari website for more art and alternative medicine books.

Shop members

  • Zevo hussein Calamari

    CEO, Feline Celebrity, Fashion Consultant

  • jeanie marie mossa

    Owner, Designer, Artist, Imagineer, Bead Keeper, She Who Wields The Crochet Hook.

    Born into a strict Italian family i escaped a monochromatic life and 12 years of wearing plaid uniforms by taking refuge in my imagination. I was fortunate to have a Nonna who taught me how to sew, crochet and a little Strega magic.

  • Norman Kraft

    Official Photographer And Keeper Of The Web

Shop policies

Last updated on July 12, 2013
Welcome to the Planet Calamari Art Galleria. All my work is one of a kind art. I take care in what i make, how it is shipped and packaged. If you would like something changed on your item such as a different color ear wire, etc please do not hesitate to convo me.

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
  • Other Method
Returns and exchanges
I am happy to repair any pieces damaged in mailing or and normal wear and tear. Please convo me immediately if your item arrives damaged so that we can remedy the situation.
No refunds as all pieces are one of a kind art. Please contact me if you have questions about the art before the sale!
Planet Calamari accepts Paypal and Etsy Gift Cards, and now direct payment.
I do my best to ship all items out within 2-3 business days. If you are in a hurry please contact me and i will do my best to ship sooner than that. First class unless specified. All one of a kind fragile pieces are shipped priority mail with insurance. I do my best to bubblewrap or use precautions to protect your precious item.

Free shipping on all orders $25 or more with coupon FREESHIPPING

I will assume full responsibility for mailed packages until packages are delivered or a first delivery attempt is made by the Postal Carrier. After USPS tracking indicates that the package has been delivered or a delivery attempt has been made, the package becomes the responsibility of the buyer.
Additional policies and FAQs
i like to keep things simple and easy!