PlanetDork

Planet Dork Sculptures

1147 Sales

PlanetDork

Planet Dork Sculptures

1147 Sales On Etsy since 2012

5 out of 5 stars
(257)

Announcement   Welcome to Planet Dork, where the atmosphere has an unusual quality. Where all is not as it is in your world. Watched over by our great self-appointed leader, Jonny Zchivago, the economy is run by creating amusing creatures and utilitarian sculptures for the amusement of your planet. Everything here is designed and handmade by our citizens under the guidance of our great leader. You of Earth can now purchase these products directly from Planet Dork via this communication facility of Etsy.

Announcement

Welcome to Planet Dork, where the atmosphere has an unusual quality. Where all is not as it is in your world. Watched over by our great self-appointed leader, Jonny Zchivago, the economy is run by creating amusing creatures and utilitarian sculptures for the amusement of your planet. Everything here is designed and handmade by our citizens under the guidance of our great leader. You of Earth can now purchase these products directly from Planet Dork via this communication facility of Etsy.

Jonny Zchivago

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Jonny Zchivago

Mouse Tour de France Cycle Race Sculpture
$74.99
Rocking Horse Guitarist made from Recycled Steel
$39.99
Mouse Reading Newspaper On Toilet Paper Holder
$49.99
Rat On Drugs Sculpture "Speedfreak Gonzales"
$34.99
Mouse Cuckoo Clock with Mouse Pendulum
$69.00
Mouse Wine Bottle Holder
$49.99
Mouse Light Pull
$29.99
Mouse Caught by Mousetrap Comedy Sculpture
$29.99
Footwarming Mouse Candle / nightlight Holder
$35.99
Mouse Candle Holder
$35.99
Bottom Warming Mouse Nitelight / Candle Holder
$35.99
Wine Bottle Stopper with Recycled Steel Mouse
$34.99
Mouse Towel Rack
$49.99
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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(257)
Jennifer Plotkin

Jennifer Plotkin on Feb 16, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Such a funny, cute idea! Great turn around time - I live in the USA and received it less than a month after ordering it. Came just as pictured/described. I can't wait to put this up in my bathroom!

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Shop policies

Last updated on February 26, 2013
Welcome to all customers, Listed below are my shop policies! If you have any queries or would like anything clarifying in order to make your shopping experience with 'Planet Dork' more tailored to your wishes please do not hesitate to contact me.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
I accept PAYPAL only at the moment.
Shipping
All items will be shipped out within 2-3 days of received payment. Shipping costs are listed with each item. If you purchase more than one item at a time shipping cost will be discounted. All items will be carefully packed using as much recycled packaging where possible to ensure it arrives intact on its journey to you!
Please note, that the delivery method INCLUDED in the price will be an ECONOMY tariff postage. Therefore the delivery time cannot be guaranteed, and usually takes between 7 and 28 days to the USA/rest of the world, and between 4 and 14 days for Europe.
If you require a quicker method of postage you will have to pay more. Ask me for a quote.
Refunds and Exchanges
If you are not completely happy with your item please contact me within 7 working days and ill do everything i can to make amends. Full refunds for item plus shipping will be made, depending on the problem.
Additional policies and FAQs
PLEASE NOTE: Please allow for slight variances once you have received your 'HANDMADE' item. All pieces are created by hand,so no two items are identical and that is the nature and beauty of the product.