DISCONTINUED PRETTY GIRL Postcard! "Having A Weird Mother Builds Character." Sassy, Brassy, and a Little Smart-Ass-y!

DISCONTINUED FRIDGE MAGNETS! "Things Just Haven't Been The Same Since That House Fell On My Sister." Sarcastic Magnet, Funny Magnet,

DISCONTINUED PRETTY GIRL Postcard! "Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery."

DISCONTINUED PRETTY GIRL Postcard! "Doesn't Counting To Ten Make It Premeditated?"

FUNNY JOGGING POSTCARD! "I Wasn't Planning On Going For A Run Today But Those Cops Came Out Of Nowhere!"

DISCONTINUED PRETTY GIRL Postcard! "Ta-Da!

DISCONTINUED PRETTY GIRL Postcard! "Doesn't Counting To Ten Make It Premeditated?"

DISCONTINUED Pretty Girl Postcard! "To Quote HAMLET, Act 3, Scene 3, Line 87... "NO!"

DISCONTINUED PRETTY GIRL Postcard! "Another Day Has Passed and Still I Didn't Use Algebra Once." Sassy, Brassy, and a Little Smart-Ass-y!

DISCONTINUED PRETTY GIRL Postcard! "Dieting Doesn't Work For Me. No Matter What I Do I Can't Get Down To My Original Weight - 8 lbs. 7 oz."

DISCONTINUED PRETTY GIRL Postcard! "When I Get A Headache, I Take Two Aspirin and Keep Away From Children, Just Like The Bottle Says."

DISCONTINUED PRETTY GIRL Postcard! "I Meant To Behave But There Were Too Many Other Options."

DISCONTINUED PRETTY GIRL Postcard! "Have The Courage To Be A Little Crazy."

DISCONTINUED PRETTY GIRL Postcard! "I'm Just Waiting To See If My Coffee Chooses To Use Its Powers For Good Or Evil Today."