DoNotWearShoes

The Best in Basement Memories.

Ohio, United States · 2881 Sales

DoNotWearShoes

The Best in Basement Memories.

Ohio, United States 2881 Sales On Etsy since 2011

5 out of 5 stars
(808)

Announcement   *DoNotWearShoes is a reference to the warning on the top of the Nintendo Power Pad and it’s the only rule I could ever see following.

My name is Dave Ralph, I live in Cleveland, Ohio, have a wife, daughter, and a mortgage. I love collecting video games and am a firm believer that Iron Man is better than Batman. The Back To The Future movies are my favorite but Pump Up The Volume did more for me than any other single piece of art. I’ll watch Newsies at any time and Saved By The Bell is the best tv show in existence. (Breaking Bad and The Wire are a close second) Amityville Horror is the scariest movie of all time but Rosemary’s Baby is perfect. My favorite video game is Super Mario Brothers; I dig Lemmings, Sunset Riders, and Zombies Ate My Neighbors too.

I spend my time playing with the perfect child. She’s three and full of insanity. That’s where this is all coming from. I am doing all this to sustain my income with the hope to make money with things I love and to be able to play with my daughter all day and all night.

Check out any of the social media apps for my ramblings:
@DoNotWearShoes
or look into 


www.DoNotWearShoes.com

Announcement
Last updated on May 1, 2016

*DoNotWearShoes is a reference to the warning on the top of the Nintendo Power Pad and it’s the only rule I could ever see following.

My name is Dave Ralph, I live in Cleveland, Ohio, have a wife, daughter, and a mortgage. I love collecting video games and am a firm believer that Iron Man is better than Batman. The Back To The Future movies are my favorite but Pump Up The Volume did more for me than any other single piece of art. I’ll watch Newsies at any time and Saved By The Bell is the best tv show in existence. (Breaking Bad and The Wire are a close second) Amityville Horror is the scariest movie of all time but Rosemary’s Baby is perfect. My favorite video game is Super Mario Brothers; I dig Lemmings, Sunset Riders, and Zombies Ate My Neighbors too.

I spend my time playing with the perfect child. She’s three and full of insanity. That’s where this is all coming from. I am doing all this to sustain my income with the hope to make money with things I love and to be able to play with my daughter all day and all night.

Check out any of the social media apps for my ramblings:
@DoNotWearShoes
or look into 


www.DoNotWearShoes.com

Dave Ralph

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Dave Ralph

The "I Love My VCR" Tee Shirt
US$16.00
Empire Records "Damn the Man" Tee Shirt
US$16.00
Airheads' Quote "Woo Who" Tee Shirt
US$16.00
Back in Time
US$8.00
Snick Set
US$6.00
The Coolest in 80s Skateboarding
US$7.50
Stop Trump Button or Bottle Opener
US$2.25
Bernie Sanders Glasses Button or Bottle Opener
US$2.25
Fair is Fair Button or Bottle Opener
US$1.25
7 Brand New 1" "Carl Sagan" Button Set Cosmos
US$5.00
8 Brand New 1" "Black Panthers" Button Set
US$5.00
6 Brand New 1" "Bernie Sanders" Buttons
US$5.00
Superman Romance
US$4.00
Batman Birthday
US$4.00
Super Birthday
US$4.00
8 Brand New 1" "Beavis and Butthead" Button Set
US$5.00
8 Brand New 1" "Captain N" Button Set
US$5.00
8 Brand New 1" "Doug" Button Set
US$5.00
Bill & Ted Trading Cards
US$2.00
Nintendo Game Pack Trading Cards
US$3.00
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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(808)
fredie beau

fredie beau on May 29, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Great seller, thank you for the surprise, made me smile. Keep spreading awesome weird love

Taylor DeBlase

Taylor DeBlase on May 25, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Adorable & came with a lot of cute little extras that I loved! Will def. frequent the shop again, great & unique seller.

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About

The Best in Basement Memories.

My story?

Through my travels I comes across many cool toys that I just can't keep. If you follow my Instagram (@DoNotWearShoes) you'll see everything that comes and goes. It's a wild ride even if you're not interested in buying; the flashbacks are a blast.
I do offer up my finds and personal pieces along with trading cards, buttons, retro video games, and classic iron on transfers.

All in all I guess I'm just a guy trying to make enough money selling and buying toys that I can play with my kid all day.

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  • Dave Ralph

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    I'm a Professional Player of Toys & Amateur Television Watcher. Collector of Retro Video Games, Seller of Nonsense, and BTTF enthusiast. The #WendyLady Groomer.

Shop policies

Last updated on April 5, 2016
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Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
I prefer PayPal, Gift Cards, or Credit Cards for payment.
Shipping
Everything is mailed right away from Cleveland, OH. It will be shipped to you by the fine men & ladies at my neighborhood United States Post Office branch with First Class Post unless you buy so much I have to pick a different (fast) option. I really try to keep the shipping costs down so I will always combine orders and I go to the Post Office almost daily.
Refunds and Exchanges
Any retro transfer shirt or vintage toy is a one of a kind item and I can't offer a return or exchange. The shirt will be brand new & I always express the sizing. Please feel confident that these shirts are perfect.
Additional policies and FAQs
I put a lot of effort into social media so if you like anything from my shop; look me up. Everything is @DoNotWearShoes