DoNotWearShoes

The Best in Basement Memories.

Ohio, United States · 3153 Sales

DoNotWearShoes

The Best in Basement Memories.

Ohio, United States 3153 Sales On Etsy since 2011

5 out of 5 stars
(888)

Announcement   *DoNotWearShoes is a reference to the warning on the top of the Nintendo Power Pad and it’s the only rule I could ever see following.

My name is Dave Ralph, I live in Cleveland, Ohio, have a wife, daughter, and a mortgage. I love collecting video games and am a firm believer that Iron Man is better than Batman. The Back To The Future movies are my favorite but Pump Up The Volume did more for me than any other single piece of art. I’ll watch Newsies at any time and Saved By The Bell is the best tv show in existence. (Breaking Bad and The Wire are a close second) Amityville Horror is the scariest movie of all time but Rosemary’s Baby is perfect. My favorite video game is Super Mario Brothers; I dig Lemmings, Sunset Riders, and Zombies Ate My Neighbors too.

I spend my time playing with the perfect child. She’s three and full of insanity. That’s where this is all coming from. I am doing all this to sustain my income with the hope to make money with things I love and to be able to play with my daughter all day and all night.

Check out any of the social media apps for my ramblings:
@DoNotWearShoes
or look into 


www.DoNotWearShoes.com

Announcement
Last updated on Jul 24, 2016

*DoNotWearShoes is a reference to the warning on the top of the Nintendo Power Pad and it’s the only rule I could ever see following.

My name is Dave Ralph, I live in Cleveland, Ohio, have a wife, daughter, and a mortgage. I love collecting video games and am a firm believer that Iron Man is better than Batman. The Back To The Future movies are my favorite but Pump Up The Volume did more for me than any other single piece of art. I’ll watch Newsies at any time and Saved By The Bell is the best tv show in existence. (Breaking Bad and The Wire are a close second) Amityville Horror is the scariest movie of all time but Rosemary’s Baby is perfect. My favorite video game is Super Mario Brothers; I dig Lemmings, Sunset Riders, and Zombies Ate My Neighbors too.

I spend my time playing with the perfect child. She’s three and full of insanity. That’s where this is all coming from. I am doing all this to sustain my income with the hope to make money with things I love and to be able to play with my daughter all day and all night.

Check out any of the social media apps for my ramblings:
@DoNotWearShoes
or look into 


www.DoNotWearShoes.com

Dave Ralph

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Dave Ralph

AAAHH!! Real Monsters Plush
US$150.00
Water World Figure - Power Bow Mariner
US$10.00
Saved By The Bell Zack & Kelly Dolls
US$25.00
McDonald's McTreasure Island
US$6.00
North
US$5.00
Hot Picks Preview VHS: We're Back
US$8.00
Batman Birthday
US$4.00
Super Birthday
US$4.00
Superman Romance
US$4.00
Snowboard Kids 2 for N64
US$42.00
Resident Evil 2 for Playstation
US$22.00
Dawson's Creek Book Set
US$10.00
Goosebumps: Bad Hare Day #41
US$4.00
Babysitter's Club: Number 1
US$4.00
The "I Love My VCR" Tee Shirt
US$16.00
Empire Records "Damn the Man" Tee Shirt
US$16.00
Airheads' Quote "Woo Who" Tee Shirt
US$16.00
8 Brand New 1" "Scary Stories" Button Set
US$5.00
Snick Set
US$6.00
Back in Time
US$8.00
Saved by the Bell Trading Cards
US$2.75
Return to Oz Trading Cards
US$2.00
Ghostbusters 2 Trading Cards
US$2.00
Stop Trump Button or Bottle Opener
US$2.25
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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(888)
Kenzie Masterson

Kenzie Masterson on Sep 19, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Ordered these for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party - they are perfect! Very good quality and shipped quick.

Kenzie Masterson

Kenzie Masterson on Sep 19, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Ordered these for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party - they are perfect! Very good quality and shipped quick.

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About

The Best in Basement Memories.

*DoNotWearShoes is a reference to the warning on the top of the Nintendo Power Pad and it’s the only rule I could ever see following.

My name is Dave Ralph, I live in Cleveland, Ohio, have a wife, daughter, and a mortgage. I love collecting video games and am a firm believer that Iron Man is better than Batman. The Back To The Future movies are my favorite but Pump Up The Volume did more for me than any other single piece of art. I’ll watch Newsies at any time and Saved By The Bell is the best tv show in existence. (Breaking Bad and The Wire are a close second) Amityville Horror is the scariest movie of all time but Rosemary’s Baby is perfect. My favorite video game is Super Mario Brothers; I dig Lemmings, Sunset Riders, and Zombies Ate My Neighbors too.

I spend my time playing with the perfect child. She’s three and full of insanity. That’s where this is all coming from. I am doing all this to sustain my income with the hope to make money with things I love and to be able to play with my daughter all day and all night.

Through my travels I comes across many cool toys that I just can't keep. If you follow my Instagram (@DoNotWearShoes) you'll see everything that comes and goes. It's a wild ride even if you're not interested in buying; the flashbacks are a blast. I offer up my finds and personal pieces along with trading cards, buttons, movies, retro video games, and classic iron on transfers.

Check out any of the social media apps for my ramblings:
@DoNotWearShoes

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  • Dave Ralph

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    I'm a Professional Player of Toys & Amateur Television Watcher. Collector of Retro Video Games, Seller of Nonsense, and BTTF enthusiast. I'm full of #DadStuff

Shop policies

Last updated on September 12, 2016
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Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
I prefer PayPal, Gift Cards, or Credit Cards for payment.
Shipping
Everything is mailed right away from Cleveland, OH. It will be shipped to you by the fine men & ladies at my neighborhood United States Post Office branch with First Class Post unless you buy so much I have to pick a different (fast) option. I really try to keep the shipping costs down so I will always combine orders and I go to the Post Office daily.
Refunds and Exchanges
I'm sorry but I can not offer a refund unless the item is wrong or broken. With the nature of my beast I can't allow you to get something, play with it, and return it.
Additional policies and FAQs
I put a lot of effort into social media so if you like anything from my shop; look me up. Everything is @DoNotWearShoes