A Humble Dickmonger

Portland, Oregon

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Wildo's Dildos

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Wildo's Dildos


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5 out of 5 stars
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  • Ari on Oct 21, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    Truly a 10/10 experience! I contacted the seller for a custom toy and they kept me updated throughout the whole process. They were even kind enough to do a repour when the first pour was not quite what I had in mind. As for the toy itself: it’s beautiful, smooth, and the suction cup works very well. Can’t wait to shop here again 🥰

  • Ben on Oct 20, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    I really had no idea what to expect when I bought this, but it feels amazing! It feels so much like a tongue, it's impressive! Well worth the money!

  • Ashton on Jun 10, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    very good quality and exactly the color i wanted

  • Makelle on Oct 9, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    wonderful service, came quickly and was packaged discreetly! love this toy!

  • keir on Sep 25, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    absolutely great quality, my expectations for coloration and quality were blown off the roof. the pour looks insanely pretty, and I cant wait to make this a regular toy. heads up though, i got the suction cup base and it feels really large for this toy. the regular base is probably a better idea, though i have no clue!

  • Dianna Valdez on Sep 1, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    Very pleased with the product! It has become one of my favorite toys and the quality really shows the care the creator put into the design. Definitely recommending to friends!

  • Donivan on Jun 27, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    This product is gorgeous! I don’t think I’ll be able to enjoy it fully any time soon because it’s still rather thick (😢) but the look alone is pleasing! I ordered this in a shimmery red and was blown away by just how beautiful this is. Great craftsmanship!

  • Julia on Jun 22, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    It's exactly what I wanted. The seller is not joking when he says to be as specific as you want when making a color selection. I asked for an off-white, slightly sparkly pour and got just that. It looks like it was cut from white granite, which makes it a stunning piece. The suction cup is a bit wider than I realized it would be (about 5 inches in diameter) but it works well. The firmness is perfect as well. It bends easily and has a little give to it, but holds it's shape without drooping even at an angle.

  • Kyle Adams on Sep 29, 2021

    1 out of 5 stars

    it was smaller than anticipated however was great otherwisev

  • Stephanie svehlak on Jul 21, 2021

    1 out of 5 stars

    I saw the sample photo of the item I wanted and asked for pink, he made it hot pink and said it’s my fault for not asking for flesh colored. I just wanted an exchange for the correct item. The overall look isn’t accurate to the picture either, really disappointed. This was an important prop needed for a film and even tho he admitted he did the wrong shade of pink I feel he was kind of rude, even stating he isn’t a mind reader. I understand there are so many shades of pink but why would you assume hot pink when the photo you provided is a lighter pink?

About WildosDildos

Sales 308
On Etsy since 2016

This shop started, in its infancy, as a joke idea. I was brainstorming what to do with my tax returns, and chuckled to myself as I thought about making dildos. But the more I thought about it, the more I was interested in the idea!

A few Google searches and a trip to the art store later, and I was hard at working making dildos! It has been a very fulfilling hobby for me, and I would love to share it with you!

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