Mixed-Media Greeting Cards for the Odd & Slightly Bent

Muskogee, Oklahoma

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About SandySueAltered

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"Wow, that is SO weird!"

This would be the best compliment someone could give one of my cards or collages. I aim for uncomfortable, and if I can't hit that mark, I'll settle for someone laughing milk out of their nose.

I love to dig through magazines and old books to find phrases that take on a new life out of context. I try to match them with the perfect vintage photo (often of my own family) or magazine image, throw in some flea market and garage sale finds, add color, texture and more junk until the piece sings to me.

Art heals. And art that inspires belly laughs transforms.

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  • Sandy Sue

    Owner, Artist, Magician, Bad-Ass

    Okay, I don't really look like Linda Hamilton. But, I am bipolar, and because of that I've learned to be a bad-ass. I manage my illness by making art and poking fun at the vast weirdness of the human condition.

  • Emmett


    Emmett came home with me as an adult in 2005, so he is chock full of Senior Feline Wisdom, though his basic feral nature keeps it hidden under blankets and hides-holes.

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Last updated on May 12, 2020
I live with bipolar disorder, so madness and the workings of the brain are my speciality. I don't mean to offend others who suffer from mental illness. I just have to keep a sense of humor about the hand I was dealt, so I tend to be a little irreverent.

I always give attribution to photos when I know the source. Many of my vintage photos come from anonymous sources or from my grandmas' photo albums.

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If an order arrives damaged, send me a photo and I'll issue a refund.
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Items ship by USPS First Class. All cards will be sent in padded envelopes for protection. All orders totaling over $35 receive free shipping.
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I love making custom cards! Contact me.

Come visit my blog where I talk about art, consciousness and living with bipolar disorder at The link is above under the heading "Around the Web."