Announcement Welcome to Sarcastic Stitches Cross Stitch and Knitting Patterns- Modern Sentiments with Traditional Charm!
Welcome to Sarcastic Stitches Cross Stitch and Knitting Patterns- Modern Sentiments with Traditional Charm!
Jennifer Koczera on Aug 12, 2016
My husband (a Captain in the Army) saw this while I was looking for another pattern for him and immediately asked me to get it and make it. A Sergeant he works with uses this phrase quite often and he would like to give it as a gift.
A Passion for Needlework
I learned to knit in 2001 while recovering from an illness and was immediately smitten. However, I was unable to knit a single pattern without modifying it and was quickly designing my own patterns. My knitting patterns have since been published in several international print and online publications.
When my hobby became a business, I needed a new hobby and I learned to cross stitch. I began designing cross-stitch patterns in 2010 when I couldn't find patterns that were the right mix of sarcastic and charming. I hope that you find my patterns endearing - but empowering - as well!
Owner, Maker, Designer
Knitter and designer.
Accepted payment methods
- Accepts Etsy gift cards
All knitted items will be sent by Canada Post as a Regular Parcel within Canada, and as a Small Air Packet to the US and all other countries. Estimated shipping times are as follows:
Within Ontario, Canada: 5 business days
Within Canada, all other provinces: 7 business days
Within the USA: 8 business days
All Other Countries: 7-14 business days
Please note: Canada Post does not operate on Saturday or Sunday.
Refunds and Exchanges
For knitted items, if you are not satisfied with your item, please contact me as soon as possible. I will accept returns within 7 days of purchase. The item must be unworn and unused. I will refund the full purchase price, minus the original shipping cost, and you are responsible for the cost of the return shipping.