SarcasticStitches

Cross Stitch Patterns and Knitting Patterns

193 Sales

SarcasticStitches

Cross Stitch Patterns and Knitting Patterns

193 Sales On Etsy since 2012

5 out of 5 stars
(34)

Announcement   Welcome to Sarcastic Stitches Cross Stitch and Knitting Patterns- Modern Sentiments with Traditional Charm!

Announcement

Welcome to Sarcastic Stitches Cross Stitch and Knitting Patterns- Modern Sentiments with Traditional Charm!

Josie Mercier

Contact shop owner

Josie Mercier

PATTERN - Suck It Up Buttercup Cross-Stitch PDF
US$3.15
Good Without God Cross-Stich Pattern
US$3.15
Marxist Cross-Stitch PDF Pattern
US$3.15
Home Sweet Home
US$3.15
PATTERN - Eschew Obfuscation Cross Stitch Chart
US$3.15
PATTERN - Pent-Up Frustration Cross Stitch PDF
US$3.94
PATTERN - Piss Off Cross Stitch PDF
US$3.15
PATTERN "Cutie Pi" Cross Stitch Chart
US$2.47
Beorn - Cabled Sweater Pattern PDF
US$4.73
PATTERN - Pocketses - Knitted Vest Pattern PDF
US$3.55
PATTERN - Axial Tilt Cross Stitch Pattern
US$3.15

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(34)
Jennifer Koczera

Jennifer Koczera on Aug 12, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

My husband (a Captain in the Army) saw this while I was looking for another pattern for him and immediately asked me to get it and make it. A Sergeant he works with uses this phrase quite often and he would like to give it as a gift.

noleahcole

noleahcole on Jun 7, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Excellent pattern delivered instantly, Thanks!

View all 34 reviews

About

A Passion for Needlework

I learned to knit in 2001 while recovering from an illness and was immediately smitten. However, I was unable to knit a single pattern without modifying it and was quickly designing my own patterns. My knitting patterns have since been published in several international print and online publications.

When my hobby became a business, I needed a new hobby and I learned to cross stitch. I began designing cross-stitch patterns in 2010 when I couldn't find patterns that were the right mix of sarcastic and charming. I hope that you find my patterns endearing - but empowering - as well!

Tweet
Shop members
  • Josie

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    Knitter and designer.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 29, 2013
Welcome to Sarcastic Stitches - Modern sentiments with traditional charm.

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
I accept PayPal, Credit Cards, and Etsy Gift Cards!
Shipping
As all PDFs are delivered automatically to your email inbox; there is no charge for shipping.

All knitted items will be sent by Canada Post as a Regular Parcel within Canada, and as a Small Air Packet to the US and all other countries. Estimated shipping times are as follows:

Within Ontario, Canada: 5 business days
Within Canada, all other provinces: 7 business days
Within the USA: 8 business days
All Other Countries: 7-14 business days

Please note: Canada Post does not operate on Saturday or Sunday.
Refunds and Exchanges
There is no refund on digital purchases. However, PLEASE contact me if you are not satisfied with your purchase and I will make every effort to come to a satisfactory arrangement with you.

For knitted items, if you are not satisfied with your item, please contact me as soon as possible. I will accept returns within 7 days of purchase. The item must be unworn and unused. I will refund the full purchase price, minus the original shipping cost, and you are responsible for the cost of the return shipping.