Announcement Sassy Sasha, the wiener dog, is here. Our shop is all about spreading dachshund happiness to others. We aim to please, and all orders come with a little surprise from us.
Sassy Sasha, the wiener dog, is here. Our shop is all about spreading dachshund happiness to others. We aim to please, and all orders come with a little surprise from us.
Sue Ann on Jun 17, 2016
Outstanding t-shirt!!! I Love artwork that makes you Smile :-). Best shop on Esty!!!
Sue Ann on Apr 30, 2016
PERFECT!!! I Love it so much!!!
Sue Ann on Feb 18, 2016
My FAVORITE Esty Artist!!! Sassysasha's artwork will make anyone Smile :-). She is so talented and creative. SassySasha also listens to her lovable black/tan dachshund that rules an empire. tee hee :-)
Taking Over The World
I guess my story is simple. We dachshunds are trying to take over the world. We use humans whenever we can to accomplish our goals in life. My mommy creates all these cute doxie items that are inspired by me. Well, you really needs to knows that I puts all the ideas in her head with my mind control powers. I would do the art myself, but I don't have thumbs. So it is much easier to give all the manual labor jobs to the humans.
Another thing you must knows about us dachshunds is we love "Bobo" stuffed toys and pretty much any toy we can de-stuff. Thus, there are many "Bobos" in my Mommy's art.
Finally, no matter what you hears out in the world, squirrels are not cute critters with fuzzy tails! They is really evil. They is the enemy to all dachshundkind! The humans think they created us wiener dogs to hunt badgers, but really the badgers are just really grumpy critters that prefer to be left alone. The squirrels are smarter than they looks. They is trying to rule the world, too. If the squirrels gain power, then we are all doomed. People wills be off searching for lost nuts forever.
So that’s my story ands I is sticking to it. Oh, and if you thinks my mommy is making this all up, then, you better watch out. There are squirrels out there using their mind control on you at this very minute.
Owner, Dachshund In Charge
I am Sasha, the sassy little wiener dog. I owns my human mommy, Athena. I is smarter than your average dog and tend to use my doxie mind control to dog-nipp-u-late the humans in my life. Some say I is a spoiled rotten dachshund, but really I just knows what I wants and knows hows to get it.
Also, we do tend to give free gifts and/or samples of products from our store with purchases. This is not meant to pressure you to buy new items, but as a thank you for supporting our store in these troubled economic times. If you do not wish to recieve free items just give us a note in the message to buyer section when ordering.
Happy tails to all of you.
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