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We are a team of two, a graphic artist and a comedian, that makes greeting cards for lovers of dogs, cats, and clever, relatable humor.
***Satisfaction always guaranteed.***
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Announcement
🙌 ❖ FREE SHIPPING ON EVERYTHING ❖ 👏
We are a team of two, a graphic artist and a comedian, that makes greeting cards for lovers of dogs, cats, and clever, relatable humor.
***Satisfaction always guaranteed.***
🤗 Never hesitate to contact us!
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Mackenzie on Mar 20, 2022
5 out of 5 starsBeautiful cards that made my husband and I laugh when reading. I can't wait to send these to my vet med friends for their birthdays!! I can't wait to order more!
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Michael on Feb 12, 2022
5 out of 5 starsUnique and well made card. Nice artwork and quality printing. Will be a return customer.
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cacx on Jan 3, 2022
5 out of 5 starsLove this! It captures a friend so perfectly. The card was shipped immediately and it arrived quickly during the holiday mail season. Thank you.
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Katherine on Oct 10, 2021
5 out of 5 starsLove this card. Great quality and came just as described!
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kerriemchilds on Apr 26, 2021
5 out of 5 starsI am still giggling about the "sex talk" card. It's funny and cute. The quality of the card is great! It shipped incredibly fast too.
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Debbie on Jun 22, 2018
5 out of 5 starsI cannot wait to give this to my daughter! The card is humorous and beautiful at the same time.
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About SassypantsDesignUSA
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Our high standards are, in part, due to our Accountability Expert, Ziggy. Especially when food is involved.
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Where the art happens. With canine assistance.
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I create the art using a Wacom tablet.
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Got friends with a great sense of humor? We have the perfect card for them. Giggles guaranteed.
We are a team of two – a graphic artist and a comedian – that makes greeting cards for lovers of dogs, cats, and clever, relatable humor.
Stacy and I met while working for a cutting-edge computer graphics company back in the 80’s, when everyone had bad perms, especially me.
When work didn’t get in the way, much fun and hilarity ensued, thus forming the deep bond of friendship that has held us together ever since. We share many of the same values related to family, friends, humor, fun, pets, art, wine, and coffee.
And we are serious dog lovers.
Back then, whenever we saw anything remotely artistic, in unison we’d turn to each other and enthusiastically proclaim, “We could make that!” even if it involved something ridiculous, like a sewing machine (which at the time neither of us owned), or a blowtorch (which neither of us EVER owned).
For example, there was our painted cardboard jewelry phase. That folly sprung to life after we ogled over some cool earrings and pins in a trendy shop. As if the wheels in our brains spun in unison, it was with great confidence that we (yet again) turned to one another on cue and confidently announced, “We could MAKE that!” Only after gathering up the cardboard, paints, blades for cutting, hot glue gun, hardware for the backs of pins and earring posts, and making a giant mess in my living room, did we abandon that ill-conceived idea in favor of trotting off to ballroom dancing lessons and magic class. Because, you know, those were much better ideas.
So of course it was inevitable that we would eventually channel this artistic drive and energy into something we could actually do successfully, and maybe even finish.
Let’s face it. The odds were in our favor after so many practice runs.
Stacy went on to wear 83 or so different career hats. They ranged from owner of a successful technical consulting firm, to standup comedian, to comedy writer, movie screenwriter & producer, successful writer of books, self-publishing consultant, and mother of two boys. In her own words she fully admits, any more than that and she’ll spontaneously combust.
As for me, after I left work to raise my two sons, having nurtured my creative urges by working in a computer graphics environment, I began an informal study of graphic design in my spare time…which took me about a hundred years to complete because I have so much spare time.
I eventually moved on to a more formal education in graphic art & design.
Stacy’s career has taken many fascinating twists and turns along the way, but two consistent tracks for her have been comedy and writing, both of which are part of her DNA.
So, one day, when we were discussing my art and Stacy’s comedy, the subject of funny greeting cards came up. We promptly exclaimed in unison, “We can make those!”
But this time, we really could.
Thus was born Sassypants Design.
So when you buy one of our cards, you’re not just getting a funny picture and a witty caption. You’re getting the culmination of a lifetime of friendship aged to perfection by wit, wisdom, experience, and love. (And if that’s not enough, be happy we didn’t try to hot glue anything on the darn things.)
Shop members
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Amy Chin
Owner, Graphic Artist
Owner and Creative Director of Sassypants Design, Amy Chin, graphic artist, creates the colorful and wacky artwork depicted on our products.
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Stacy Dymalski
Comedian
The creamy nugget of hilarity contained inside each Sassypants Design card spawns from the sassy wit of comedian Stacy Dymalski, who also happens to be Amy’s life-long friend.
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Ziggy
Accountability Expert
Ziggy, Mini Aussiedoodle, is our Accountability Expert who makes sure meetings start on time, the cards are up to his high standards, and that the employee break room never runs out of kibble.
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Chico
Vice President Of Operations
Half miniature pincher, half Chihuahua, Chico (aka Cheeky), is our Vice President of Operations, which means he loves to answer the phone and tell everybody what to do. (And we do it.)
Production partners
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Zuza Printing
Carlsbad, CA
I looked at quite a few printing partners before settling on them. They have high standards of service (and an ISO901:2015 certification). They treat a small client like us with the same respect as a large one and I appreciate that. The quality of their prints makes us look good, too!
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Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Wholesale availability
You bet! Please find our shop on Tundra. https://www.tundra.com/shop/sassypants-design
Or contact us directly and we will help you out.
Custom and personalized orders
We do custom work on a large scale for businesses who wish to bundle our cards into their product collection. Please contact us for more information.
Unfortunately, we do not do custom work on an individual basis.