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Note from shop owner Hey you.

Sconnie Life is on vacation for a few days. We'll hit you up when we return.


Note from shop owner

Last updated on Oct 4, 2020

Hey you.

Sconnie Life is on vacation for a few days. We'll hit you up when we return.


Sconnie Life

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Sconnie Life


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About SconnieLife

Sales 392
On Etsy since 2015

We made these things. (You should buy the things. Don't hold back. YOLO an' shit, right? Buy LOTS of things. Buy ALL THE THINGS. We believe in you.)

We just live in the best state in the history of any state, anywhere...Wisconsin. We're pretty proud of that, so if you disagree we'll just pretend we didn't hear you. (That, or we'll fight you to the pain over it.) In addition to being residents of the best state EVAR, we pride ourselves (along with our family) on being hardy midwesterners. We build things. We grow things. We make our own beer. Our children build things, grow things, and help us make beer. (You should try the Child Labor Lager, it's crisp and refreshing with just a hint of stellar parenting.) Living in WI, and specifically in a community made up of makers, artisans, and crazy people, whenever we decide we like something or think other people might like something, we make it. So, one fine day we decided that we should start making the stuff we like, making stuff YOU would like, and hawking that shit on Etsy. Woo!

We also hope you'll buy some of it. And tell your friends to buy some of it. And they'll tell two friends, and they'll tell two friends...ok, I'll stop. (For now.)

So, in this little shop, you'll find a lot of different stuff and it'll likely change with the seasons and as various materials are available. Whatever it is, it'll be dope. Like us.

Come back often and look for stuff like:

Hand painted mugs
Screen printed totes & tees
Original Art and Prints
Jewelry (Including the Original #CTFD Prayer Beads)
Cards / Stationery / Posters
Up-cycled Awesomery
Things we haven't even thought of yet.

Basically, if we really like it, and decide to make it, we'll make it available here.


So, that's that. Take a look. Come back and check out our new stuff often. Tell your friends. Tell your co-workers. Tell your mom. (Just kidding, we already told your mom.)

Later Gators,

Sara & Jenifer

Shop members

  • Sara


    Painter. Maker. Writer. Travels with a direwolf named Genevieve. The night is dark and full of seizures.

Shop policies

Last updated on June 4, 2019
We'd like to sell you some cool, handmade stuff. We're thrilled that you want to buy it. Let's not be jerks to each other. Ever.

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
Item must be returned in its original condition within 14 days of shipping for a full refund minus shipping cost.

Your refund will be issued when we receive the returned item.
We accept PayPal, Credit Card, and Debit payment.
* All our items are shipped via United States Postal Service (USPS).

* Delivery time is 2-5 days to most US addresses.