Custom and unique BDSM implements, toys and tools!

Paducah, Kentucky
| 4,456 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars

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About SharpPointedThings

Sales 4,456
On Etsy since 2016

Unique and custom sharp toys at reasonable prices!

Sharp Pointed Things is my brainchild. I work in metal fabrication and design. I saw that the BDSM and kink toys that I wanted to play with were not something that people were building. I started out into leather and modifying existing products but my background in design and metal fab led me to want to make unique stuff that appealed to the evil in us all.

All of my products were designed by me. I picked the best material possible. You won't find copies in a shop. Because no one has the designs, access to equipment and the expertise needed. You are truly getting a limited edition product that will last generations.

My shop utilizes green practices whenever possible. I recycle a lot of scrap steel which keeps energy use down and I recycle packaging whenever possible.

All of the toys go through my hands at least once...and sometimes several times. I only ship toys that are sharp, pretty and functionally right. Quality is important to me.

Thanks for visiting and I hope you choose to play with some Sharp Pointed Things in the future!

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Production partners

  • BraveTigerCo

    Kansas City, MO

    My slave makes these rings lovingly by hand.

  • offsite

    Las Vegas, NV


  • RedBackPorch

    Portland, OR

    Paddlemaker extraordinaire!

  • worxofwes

    Merritt Island, FL

    Wes makes Paddles of all sorts!

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Last updated on Jul 10, 2022


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