Perfect for a good laugh with my hubby :)

Perfect for a good laugh with my hubby :)

My mom loves the mother day gift. She's been in the bath washing her cooter with it all day!!!!

This is 100% hilarious. I'm adding it to my mom's Mother's Day gift (I'm seeing her this evening to celebrate). She is going to die. She has such a crude and vulgar sense of humor. Penises make us laugh, I'm not even sure why. And let me just say, these are legit. They're perfect. I seriously want to buy a few to keep in random inappropriate places in my home, so when people are being nosy and find a penis, they either laugh or are horrified. haha. You won't be disappointed if you purchase one or many of these! Like I said before, perfect. Also, the shop owner shipped this at lightening speed. I don't even know how it got here as fast as it did. Maybe she has aliens working for her. ;) Thank you so much for your awesome customer service!

Super pretty, good price, and just the right amount of scent! Five star experience every single time with this shop.

These colors are just the perfect amount of tint, and super fast shipping besides!

Just a fantastic color, and super fast shipping!

Awesome and totally cute. Great customer service and quick delivery. Very satisfied with my purchase. Thanks!

Awesome and totally cute. Great customer service and quick delivery. Very satisfied with my purchase. Thanks!

My cousin was THRILLED with her random package I sent her! This was such a well made and high quality member, though it is scented to be much more pleasant than the real thing. Thank you so much for such a fabulous product!

Soft, well made and the right size. Actually does keep things warm and cozy on cold nights and mornings. Thank you for my custom order!