SlimeLifeLadies

Cheap Price, High Quality, Fun, Stress Relief Slime

31 Sales

SlimeLifeLadies

Cheap Price, High Quality, Fun, Stress Relief Slime

31 Sales On Etsy since 2018

5 out of 5 stars (14)

Announcement   Thank you for all purchases (online and at shows). We're now taking time to develop brand new slimes! Slimes will be added a little at a time to our shop while we continue to develop and create our new inventory and attend events throughout September/October/November!

Please contact us directly at slimelifeladies [!at] gmail.com or on Instagram (www.instagram.com/slimelifeladies) or Facebook (www.facebook.com/slimelifeladies) if you want to order custom slimes, party favors, or to book a party/appearance!
We will see you all soon!
xoxox -
The Slime Life Ladies

Overview
* Slime is a squishy, squeezable, clickable, bubble-poppable substance that you can use for fun and stress relief. Why stress relief? Because of the clicks, squishes, pops, stretches, and overall intoxicating sensory experience slime provides!!
**** Slime is ABSOLUTELY NOT EDIBLE. Do Not Eat. ****
* We strive to create fun and unique slimes that are DIFFERENT from our competitors. We have no desire to produce or re-produce popular slimes (i.e. Cap'n Crunch, etc.) since you can buy those, literally, from anyone and everyone selling slime.
* We also have no plans of re-creating our own slimes! We want you to have a new slime experience every time we add new inventory!
* This shop is updated for available inventory DAILY. Keep in mind that we make sales IN PERSON as well as through this shop. So if you see we have 6 of one item today and 4 of it tomorrow without showing a "sale" through Etsy, this is why. Make sure to get the slimes while they're here because once that slime is gone, its gone!
* Our prices are cheaper than major Insta-Competitors & we also have more jar sizes available!
SHIPPING INFO:
* We are only shipping domestically at the moment, but we will update our shop announcements if/when we start international shipping!
* We strive to ship orders within 1-2 business days of when you placed your order. * * Standard shipping is First-Class mail via USPS. Expedited shipping option is sent Priority Mail 1-3 day shipping via USPS for an additional cost. If you need your package sooner, please contact us prior to placing your order.
Thanks for visiting us and happy shopping! -- The Slime Life Ladies

Announcement

Last updated on Sep 26, 2018

Thank you for all purchases (online and at shows). We're now taking time to develop brand new slimes! Slimes will be added a little at a time to our shop while we continue to develop and create our new inventory and attend events throughout September/October/November!

Please contact us directly at slimelifeladies [!at] gmail.com or on Instagram (www.instagram.com/slimelifeladies) or Facebook (www.facebook.com/slimelifeladies) if you want to order custom slimes, party favors, or to book a party/appearance!
We will see you all soon!
xoxox -
The Slime Life Ladies

Overview
* Slime is a squishy, squeezable, clickable, bubble-poppable substance that you can use for fun and stress relief. Why stress relief? Because of the clicks, squishes, pops, stretches, and overall intoxicating sensory experience slime provides!!
**** Slime is ABSOLUTELY NOT EDIBLE. Do Not Eat. ****
* We strive to create fun and unique slimes that are DIFFERENT from our competitors. We have no desire to produce or re-produce popular slimes (i.e. Cap'n Crunch, etc.) since you can buy those, literally, from anyone and everyone selling slime.
* We also have no plans of re-creating our own slimes! We want you to have a new slime experience every time we add new inventory!
* This shop is updated for available inventory DAILY. Keep in mind that we make sales IN PERSON as well as through this shop. So if you see we have 6 of one item today and 4 of it tomorrow without showing a "sale" through Etsy, this is why. Make sure to get the slimes while they're here because once that slime is gone, its gone!
* Our prices are cheaper than major Insta-Competitors & we also have more jar sizes available!
SHIPPING INFO:
* We are only shipping domestically at the moment, but we will update our shop announcements if/when we start international shipping!
* We strive to ship orders within 1-2 business days of when you placed your order. * * Standard shipping is First-Class mail via USPS. Expedited shipping option is sent Priority Mail 1-3 day shipping via USPS for an additional cost. If you need your package sooner, please contact us prior to placing your order.
Thanks for visiting us and happy shopping! -- The Slime Life Ladies

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About

Welcome to the Slime Life Ladies official shop!

~~ Who are we? ~~
The Slime Life Ladies are just a couple of cousins who fell into this whirlwind obsession of slime. Even though we are cousins, we grew up sisters at heart. Brooklyn, NY transplants to NJ. Both college educated with advanced degrees & both career women. Adult slimers.

~~ So... SLIME?! ~~
YAAASSSSS!! Our slime obsession began several months back when we started watching slime videos on IG and got sucked into the ASMR that slime squishin' produces. Mesmerized, hypnotized & stupefied, we gave in and said "HEY, WHY NOT?". So here we are, with our very own Etsy slime shop! Check it out!!!! SlimeLifeLadies (Follow us on IG and FB @SlimeLifeLadies)

*** ~~ Why is your slime different? ~~ ***
1. Unlike most major slime shops, our main goal is to create different slimes every time. We have been seeing {{So. Many.}} slime shops producing & reproducing the same slimes over and over (lookin' at you Cap'n Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, Cereal Milk, etc!!!), so we wanted our slimes to always be different. The goal is no repeats!

2. ALSO- we really wanted our slimes to pull in... uhm... "our" generations *blushing* (cough cough Gen X & Y cough cough) who want to enjoy slime as a stress relief technique rather than a social media fad. We both keep 2 oz slimes in our purse and will play with them throughout the day to ease the tension, take our mind off things... kinda like chewing gum, but for your hands. Throw those stress balls away, pick up a slime and feel the difference!!!

~~ Why "Valerie"? ~~
Growing up so close our parents would always mix up our names. It was an endless garble of "Ste..Je..Ste...Je..." Perpetually getting it wrong, J's dad finally stopped the madness and thew out "Valerie!" pointing at one of us to indicate who.... and from that day on, we are now collectively called "Valerie".

~~ How old are we? ~~
... Hmmm... weren't you taught never to ask a lady her age?? LOL!
Let's see... we were 29 last year, and 29 this year... and, oddly enough, we will be 29 next year too! :)

Do you have questions for us? Please send us a message and we'd be happy to talk with you!

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Last updated on Aug 14, 2018
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders

We would LOVE to help you with custom orders! Please contact us for information on how to make that happen!

Care instructions

Each order will come with slime activator and instructions for slime care. If you have further questions on how to care for your slime, please contact us.
*NOTE* Slimes may arrive sticky in hot weather. THIS IS NOT A DEFECT. You can simply follow the care instructions on how to create the perfect consistency.

If for some reason your order does not come with a Care Card, please contact us IMMEDIATELY and we will send one to you right away!

Gift wrapping and packaging

We do not gift wrap :( - sorry- but the package it is shipped in is SUPER CUTE! If this is a gift for someone, please include it in the message to seller so we do not add and pricing information inside your package. Also, if you'd like a personalized note in the package because it is being shipped to someone else, please include that message in the notes to seller section.

Returns / Exchanges / Issues

For health & sanitary reasons, we not do returns or accept exchanges.

If there is an issue with your slime, please contact us so we can help rectify the problem.

*Please remember if slime arrives sticky, this is not a defect. Refer to your Care Instructions included with your shipment.

Is slime Edible?

Slime is ABSOLUTELY NOT EDIBLE.
DO NOT EAT!
DO NOT EAT!
DO NOT EAT!
DO NOT EAT!
DO NOT EAT!

Other things to Note:

Please keep slime away from clothing and furniture. Slime is made from glue and other substances that might cause staining (i.e. paint and food coloring).

Always supervise young children with slime. Not recommended for children under 6.

Please keep slime away from pets! Keep your fur-friends safe!

Shipping

We strive to ship orders within 1-2 business days of when you placed your order. In an effort to make the shipping costs as low as possible for you, our standard shipping is First-Class mail via USPS. If you need expedited shipping, Priority Mail 1-3 day shipping via USPS is also available for an additional charge. ** If you need your package sooner than what we offer, please contact us PRIOR to placing your order so we can work out a better option for you!