Announcement Greetings, yo! Sweet Mayhem Zinery offers artisanal humor, unusual adventures, and miscellaneous and random. Experience the delectable chaos of Sweet Mayhem Zinery!
Greetings, yo! Sweet Mayhem Zinery offers artisanal humor, unusual adventures, and miscellaneous and random. Experience the delectable chaos of Sweet Mayhem Zinery!
Delectable Yeti Chaos at Sweet Mayhem Zinery!
The story of Sweet Mayhem Zinery is fascinating and unique: I figured it would be easy and secure for people to buy my zines on Etsy. Nobody ever believes me when I explain this. They're like, "You're just looking for attention with that cockamamie yarn you keep spitting. Everyone knows the real reason you opened Sweet Mayhem Zinery is that you were forced to by a zine-loving yeti, who kept threatening you with his sweaty running shorts until you did it." But, no, really: I was just looking for convenience.
Plus I like opportunities to fill out these little bio boxes. Etsy makes you do like a hundred of them.
I suppose you also want to know the origin of my store's name, you cruel interrogatress. It came from a Facebook post I wrote in 2010 about a music festival. Something like, "Three days of amazing music, pretty lights, and sweet mayhem" (I'm looking at you, Electric Daisy Carnival Vegas!). It was just an accurate description of things, but I thought, hrm, I like how that sounds, sweet mayhem. I'ma hang onto that for something. So I hung on to it until I dropped. . .(low twangy bass noise with space noise undertones). . .(more of that). . .(even more, until you just want to go wild). . .the BASS! BOOM BOOM BOOM! NEENER! NEENER! (ascending squeak noise, confetti shower) SCHLOCKA SCHLOCKA SCHLOCKA! WHOMP WHOMP! of Sweet Mayhem Zinery. There you go. You can blame electronic dance music for this mess, just like they were right about Elvis.
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Please note that these are hand-made items. Please allow for small variations in paper sizes, cut edges, staple placement, or paper color.