"Why THEPIGFOOT?" you might rightly ask. I was at London Zoo some time ago when I made a surprising discovery. It involved the humblest part of some pig-like creature’s anatomy, and had I not happened to glance down I might never have discovered it at all. Pigs feet look remarkably like glamorous high heels. And that humanity’s inspiration for its most uncomfortable mode of footwear may be tracked back to the humble pig’s hoof, I think is rather fabulous.

Other fabulous things I enjoy include rhinestones, pom poms and original illustrations, so you will find a bit of each amid the strutting pigs.