TailsandPortholes

Maker of quality nautical adult toys.

Pueblo, Colorado On Etsy since 2015

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TailsandPortholes

Maker of quality nautical adult toys.

Pueblo, Colorado | 723 Sales

Announcement    I will be posting toys as the mood strikes.

My F.A.Q. can be found here: http://tailsnportholes.tumblr.com/post/135393634940/faq

Thank you all so much for your patronage. I don't often get on the computer so if you message me and I don't reply right away, it's because the Etsy app doesn't alert me for all messages.

I run this shop while working nights at a vet clinic, between that and how long it takes for silicone to cure it may take a few days for orders to be made and shipped. Thank you for understanding.

Announcement

Last updated on Jun 10, 2017

I will be posting toys as the mood strikes.

My F.A.Q. can be found here: http://tailsnportholes.tumblr.com/post/135393634940/faq

Thank you all so much for your patronage. I don't often get on the computer so if you message me and I don't reply right away, it's because the Etsy app doesn't alert me for all messages.

I run this shop while working nights at a vet clinic, between that and how long it takes for silicone to cure it may take a few days for orders to be made and shipped. Thank you for understanding.

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    Brandie Lee

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    About TailsandPortholes

    Sales 723
    On Etsy since 2015

    I make mermaid themed dildos. No. Really.

    I got the idea for this shop after working at an adult toy store. I had been a part of the mermaid community for a while and wanted to practice with silicone so that i could eventually make myself a silicone mermaid tail. What better way to practice then by making dildos?

    Shop members

    • Brandie Lee

      Owner, Creator, Designer

      I'm a mermaid enthusiast living in Colorado! I make silicone dildos with a mermaid theme to them.

    • David Lee

      Shipper

      David is the husband to shopowner, Brandie. He takes almost all the packages to the post office for me as I don't always have the time and ability to.

    Shop policies

    Last updated on September 10, 2020
    Hello everyone! This shop has been on vacation for a while. During that time I took a break from making things, and tried out having my own website. It's easier for me to come back to Etsy so I'm back! I've been making adult toys since 2015.

    Accepted payment methods

    Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Giftcard
    Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
    Returns and exchanges
    I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
    Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
    Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
    Request a cancellation within: 1 hour of purchase
    The following items can't be returned or exchanged
    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
    • Custom or personalized orders
    • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
    • Digital downloads
    • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
    • Items on sale
    Questions about your order?
    Please if you have any problems with your order.
    Returns and exchange details
    If you get a product you're not satisfied with, please let me know! I stand by my products and will do whatever necessary to fix the issue!
    Payment
    Payment is expected upon checkout.
    In the event that you need to cancel a payment, message me and I'll do everything I can to get it sorted!
    Shipping
    I use USPS for all my shipping. Standard times are 3 to 5 days. If you'd like that expedited just message me upon checkout and I'll happily accomodate. Out of country shipping will take two to three weeks. DUE TO COVID 19 THESE SHIPPING TIMES COULD BE LONGER.
    Additional policies and FAQs
    Can you make custom orders?

    When I have custom orders available, I will make a special listing for these. They will be posted on my Twitter and Instagram when I’m open for these, and will be in limited supply. Custom orders only means custom colors.



    Do you ship discreetly?

    Yes. All items are shipped in a plain brown box, the label has my name on it, as well as T&P instead of the full name. If the toy is being shipped internationally, the description will state “Silicone Art Sculpture”.



    How long does it take for a package to ship?

    I take orders to the post office once a week, typically fridays. Though depending on the amount of orders or life plans that may change.

    Do you sell items wholesale?
    Not currently, but as my capabilities and space grow I would love to be able to do that in the future.

    How should I take care of squishies or adult toys?

    You can boil your toys for 10 minutes to fully sterilize them, you can also use a bleach water blend (DO NOT BOIL WATER WITH BLEACH IN IT), or you can use a toy cleaner from your local adult boutique. Pat dry or allow to air dry before putting away.

    Toys can be stored next to other platinum silicone, but recommended you store all items in individual bags to keep dust off. Do not store with other toys made of PVC/Jelly etc as the pvc and jelly toys can leach and may stain your silicone (those toys are unsafe for use, please don’t buy those).



    Can you teach me to make toys?

    I have a series available here (insert link: https://sextoycollective.com/dildo-diy). I also advise you check out Smooth-On’s tutorials on their youtube channel as they can show you everything you need.



    What shore firmness do you use and what is a shore firmness?

    I used Dragonskin 10A, which is my firm toys, and Eco-Flex 00-30, which is my soft firmness. Shore firmness just tells you how soft or squishy the toy will be. The 10A firmness is flexible but will make textures more intense, whereas the 00-30 firmness is easily squished and while textures are still palpable they are not as intense.

    Do you accept returns?

    Only if the toy in question is still in the sealed package. Once it’s opened, it’s yours. Custom orders cannot be returned or refunded. If you buy a toy and discover its not your thing, sterilize it and you might be able to resell it online. There are plenty of places to buy body safe used toys that have the ability to be fully sterilized.

    How do I cancel an order?

    Orders can only be canceled within an hour after purchase.