TailsandPortholes

I make mermaid themed adult toys and accessories!

Westminster, Colorado · 596 Sales

TailsandPortholes

I make mermaid themed adult toys and accessories!

Westminster, Colorado 596 Sales On Etsy since 2015

5 out of 5 stars
(191)

Announcement   My F.A.Q. can be found here: http://tailsnportholes.tumblr.com/post/135393634940/faq

I run this shop while working part time at a vet clinic, between that and how long it takes for silicone to cure it may take a few days for orders to be made and shipped. Thank you for understanding.

Announcement

Last updated on Sep 21, 2016

My F.A.Q. can be found here: http://tailsnportholes.tumblr.com/post/135393634940/faq

I run this shop while working part time at a vet clinic, between that and how long it takes for silicone to cure it may take a few days for orders to be made and shipped. Thank you for understanding.

Brandie Harris

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Brandie Harris

Poseidon
$40.00
Large Abyssal King
$95.00
Silicone eggs - kegal exercisers - mature
$10.00
The Merman
$55.00
The Nereid
$55.00
The Leviathan
$75.00
Glow in the Dark ADD ON
$10.00
Merman - Dual Density
$55.00
MEDIUM Abyssal King
$75.00
Mini Leviathan - Solid Soft - MATURE
$40.00
MINI Abyssal King
$40.00
The MINI Poseidon
$25.00
MINI Leviathan - SOLID FIRM - Mature
$38.00
Mermaid Scale Necklace
$7.00
MEDIUM Abyssal King - Solid Soft - MATURE
$75.00
Leviathan - Solid Firm - UV Reactive - MATURE
$75.00
MINI Leviathan
$40.00

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(191)
Alex Maybrier

Alex Maybrier on Jan 15, 2017

5 out of 5 stars
wisemetis

wisemetis on Jan 6, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

I love how pretty it is. Super fast shipping and great quality. Thanks!

Cecil Night

Cecil Night on Jan 4, 2017

4 out of 5 stars

softer than expected (dual density) and the colors aren't quite as expected, but over all a very good toy.

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About

I make mermaid themed dildos. No. Really.

I got the idea for this shop after working at an adult toy store. I had been a part of the mermaid community for a while and wanted to practice with silicone so that i could eventually make myself a silicone mermaid tail. What better way to practice then by making dildos?

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  • Brandie Harris

    Owner, Creator, Designer

    I'm a mermaid enthusiast living in Colorado! I make silicone dildos with a mermaid theme to them.

Shop policies

Last updated on June 20, 2016
Hello everyone! My name is Brandie, but some of you might know me by my nickname, CoyoteWalker! I'm focusing mostly on silicone adult toys.

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Payment
Payment is expected upon checkout through paypal.
In the event that you need to cancel a payment, message me and I'll do everything I can to get it sorted!
Shipping
I use USPS for all my shipping. Standard times are 3 to 5 days. If you'd like that expedited just message me upon checkout and I'll happily accomodate.
Refunds and Exchanges
If you get a product you're not satisfied with, please let me know! I stand by my products and will do whatever necessary to fix the issue!
Additional policies and FAQs
I will happily do custom orders! Just message me!

F.A.Q.

1. Will you ever ship to ____?
YES. Well, more than likely. I make shipping profiles as they are requested, so if I don’t ship to wherever you are yet it’s because you’re the first to ask! Congrats! Haha. THAT BEING SAID, the only place I’m extremely hesitant to ship to is China. For the sole reason that, everytime I have tried to mail something there is either gets lost once it hits china or the box makes it, but the stuff inside the box doesn’t. :( I don’t know why this is but I’ve never had an item going to china make it to it’s destination.

2. Can you make THIS color?
Yes, probably. I use Jacquard Pearl-Ex pigments. I’m pretty sure EE do as well. They have a ton of colors, but I’m pretty adept at mixing them to make custom colors. I adore custom colors and challenges. Do keep in mind, though, that silicone is a liquid medium before it cures. I would give it the general consistency of honey, so if you’re wondering if a certain thing can be done. (Give me gold stripes and purple polka dots on a blue base!) Know that getting that design will be rather like pouring different colored honeys in a glass in a certian order then freezing it. It can be done….sorta, but you will get blending and it won’t be crisp.

3. What silicone to you use?
I use Smooth-On brand Platinum Dragon Skin 10 and Eco-Flex 30. Why two? Because my dildos are dual-density. I make a firm inner core out of the Dragon Skin, and then insert the core in the Eco-Flex while the Eco-Flex is still liquid. If you’re wondering how this makes them feel, I’ve been compared to Vixen brand toys fairly often. They’re commonly sold in most higher end toy boutiques, so you should be able to go give one a squeeze!

4. How do I clean my toy?
Personally on my own toys I either boil them if I have a lot to clean and have time or I use System Jo’s Foaming Toy Cleaner. I know a lot of people use a 10% bleach solution. I’ve never done that, personally. In general I don’t recommend soaps as some of them are too harsh for silicone and can cause it to degrade.
5. You’re colors look similar to ___’s colors, is that on purpose?
No. Probably 90% of my toys pictured here are custom made for the person ordering. They give me the colors, or a reference picture (usually a stone, a color chart, an animal picture or a colored picture of a drawn penis), and I make it accordingly. Any resemblance to another maker’s color combos are strictly coincidental. The other non custom colored toys I make are generally top seller colors (like opal, koi fish, or glow in the dark combos).
6. I noticed there are strange marks on my toy that look like fingernail imprints or something, what are those?
Fingernail imprints I didn’t notice while the toy was still clay. Some colors bring these minor issues out, some don’t. My toys are hand sculpted on top of a live cast (for size) using Monster Maker clay. There will be little details that show this.

7. The head of my Nereid has an indent, why?
Unfortunately, when I recast the Nereid and made the new, nicer mold, there was a small issue at the head. I’ve done what I can to make this less noticeable but sadly I can’t completely remove it. It isn’t noticeable in use. I’m sure I will eventually have to recast the Nereid again. I will fix the issue then.

8. Will you ever make different sizes?
Yes. I started with the current size because, during my time of working at a Sex Toy Boutique, I realized that size was the one most commonly sold. I plan on making smaller versions of each model, since that has been requested the most, and possibly larger ones as well.

9. How do I let you know what colors I want?

When you check out, put the colors you want in the “notes to seller”. EVEN IF WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THE COLORS IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. This makes it easier for me to keep everything straight and make sure you get the colors you want. I can’t promise the colors will be correct if I have to dig through conversations, ESPECIALLY if our conversation is longer than “I want these colors on my order”. A lot of people talk to me, and not everyone has the same username everywhere and its super super hard to keep conversations straight, so just put them in the notes to seller please!

10. I found an issue with my order! Can you fix it?
Depend on the issue! Sometimes when I up the cores in, the outer squishy silicone doesn’t fully adhere. I look for these issues, but don’t always catch them. If you’ve discovered a hole in your toy where it’s come undone from the core, let me know! I can fix this if it’s boiled and sent back orI can tell you how to fix it and send you the supplies needed and offer you a discount on the next toy you buy.
If your issue is its color (see rule 9 on colors to make sure colors are submitted right), then message me before using it and we’ll work it out. The option with either be for you to send it back so I can remake it, or a discount on the next toy.

11. Do you offer suction cups?
I used to, but they're very hard to get right and I not longer off this. I'm sorry.

12. Do you ship discretely?
Yes. I ship in a plain brown box with a plain Etsy shipping label on it.