The Card Aisle - Inappropriately Appropriate Cards

Denver, Colorado · 862 Sales


The Card Aisle - Inappropriately Appropriate Cards

Denver, Colorado 862 Sales On Etsy since 2012

5 out of 5 stars
Megan Brown

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Megan Brown

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The Card Aisle was an accident

I took a Business Management class in college. Our final assignment was to write a business plan. Have you ever written a business plan? Not fun. However, I imagine if you were writing it for a real business you planned on starting, the feeling would be different. Anyway, I'm not really sure why I chose a greeting card company. I had always liked picking them out at the store. Like, really liked it. But once I got past the cash register, I didn't give it much more thought.

After I wrote and designed a handful of solid cards, I then posted them on Etsy and got a decent amount of orders. The orders kept coming in, as did the words of encouragement from friends and family. My cards are really random. I think that's what makes them successful, one might be a perfect, not-so-serious sympathy card, and the next might be the most offensive thing you've ever read. That's what makes this so much fun :)...for me.

I'm happy to say that writing greeting cards is a hobby that will never get old for me.

Megan Brown

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  • Megan Brown

    Owner, Designer

    Hello. I am a graphic designer based out of Denver. I like to make funny cards. I get super happy when people like them.

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  • A print shop

    Reno, NV

    Printed the bags

Shop policies

Last updated on June 16, 2017

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase
I don't accept returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
All sales are final. If your order arrives incorrect (custom work), I'm happy to give you a full refund or send a revised product! If your order arrives damaged, please contact me immediately and I'll do my best to resolve the issue. No one likes a crumpled up greeting card :(
Most orders are shipped out within 3-5 business days. All items are shipped via US Postal Service First Class (3-8 business days) or Priority Mail (1-3 business days). Unfortunately, USPS isn't always reliable with their transit time quotes so if you need something by a specific day, please message me about upgrading your shipping to UPS or FedEx. Both are much more reliable shipping methods and typically cost an extra $5-$25 depending on the requested service (Ground, 2-Day, Overnight, etc.).

Cards are shipped in EcoEnclose cardboard packaging to prevent from bending. Each card is paired with a kraft brown envelope and placed in a cellophane bag.

I like to ship my prints in tubes so they arrive in the best condition possible. However, some people don't end up framing them (which helps with the flattening of the rolled print) so I'm happy to ship it with some extra cardboard and padding to ship flat. There is an extra fee for the extra materials used in the packaging of your print.

These are packaged with lots of padding to prevent from chipping/damage in transit.

If your order is a gift for someone, I’d be happy to include a small card with your message to them and leave out the purchase invoice. Just leave a message to seller during checkout.

****The shipping carrier is liable for loss of or damage to the goods, as well as for delay in delivery****
Additional policies and FAQs
I am ALWAYS doing custom artwork/cards for friends and family, and you're no different!! Contact me with ANY commission work as I'm always taking on new challenges.