TheChopsShop

Artisanal Chops cut from premium natural rubber

Portland, Oregon · 3 Sales

TheChopsShop

Artisanal Chops cut from premium natural rubber

Portland, Oregon 3 Sales On Etsy since 2013

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Announcement   Free shipping on all items.

Items are priced per jar unless otherwise noted.

With the exception of Golden Deluxe, Chops may be packaged in a jar different than (but similar to) the one pictured in the item listing.

When ordering a "Blend" of colors, please specify the desired blend in the order form -- e.g. "60/40 blue/green."

Photos art directed and styled by Anne Parker of www.citycountrycity.wordpress.com.

Announcement

Free shipping on all items.

Items are priced per jar unless otherwise noted.

With the exception of Golden Deluxe, Chops may be packaged in a jar different than (but similar to) the one pictured in the item listing.

When ordering a "Blend" of colors, please specify the desired blend in the order form -- e.g. "60/40 blue/green."

Photos art directed and styled by Anne Parker of www.citycountrycity.wordpress.com.

William Foster

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William Foster

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Anonymous on Mar 11, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

It was a blustery, gray February afternoon when I received my Classic Chops. From a distance I saw the postman approach my foyer, where I had been camped out for days awaiting the coveted item. I used junk mail for kindling to keep myself warm, and to cook the Omaha Steaks I borrowed from a neighbor's mailbox without telling them. n nI tore open the padded mailer in which William Foster had carefully ensconced the Chops. My hands shook with anticipation, so much so that I dropped the envelope. Thankfully, in an act of great foresight and intelligence, the Mr. Foster had further protected the goods with an additional layer of bubble wrap. Now, some might say that bubble wrap inside a padded mailer is redundant – even foolish – and to them I say, you wouldn’t understand, you’ll never understand, and your mind is feeble, so step off. n nInside were my rubbery gems, my roughly 0.5-0.8cm talismans – my Chops. For a moment, the dead grass outside my door became a verdant glen, the wind-whipped litter a million fluffy dandelion seeds, the honking of an angry bus driver a chorus of sparrows. n nTHANKS!! A+++ WOULD PURCHASE THESE AGAIN n

Shop policies

Last updated on February 3, 2013

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Shipping
Chops will be shipped via USPS First-Class Mail.
Refunds and Exchanges
The Chops Shop does not offer refunds, but if your item is damaged in transit, contact me and we'll work something out.