Salem, Utah · 411 Sales


Salem, Utah 411 Sales On Etsy since 2011

5 out of 5 stars

Announcement   Welcome to The Cotton Floozy Collective, featuring stitchers: The Cotton Floozy, The Socially Awkward Stitcher, and various guest stitchers.

Ask us about custom orders! Click here to read about each team stitcher and to view the prices for custom orders.


Last updated on Sep 25, 2016

Welcome to The Cotton Floozy Collective, featuring stitchers: The Cotton Floozy, The Socially Awkward Stitcher, and various guest stitchers.

Ask us about custom orders! Click here to read about each team stitcher and to view the prices for custom orders.

Marie Brian

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Marie Brian

Other People Embroidery
Fitness Whole Pizza Embroidery (Orange)
FRAMED Stranger Things Print
Fitness Whole Pizza Embroidery (Blue)
Stranger Things Print of Embroidery (Friends)
Peeno Noir Mini Embroidery Magnet
SALE Pennywise Embroidery
Jack Skellington Embroidery
I like yer face embroidery
Framed Sad Happy Birthday Embroidery (original)
FRAMED Star Wars Print
Don't Be a Dick Print of Embroidery
Behold the Field Embroidery
Whorecrux Embroidery
Better Off Dead Embroidery
Expelliarmus Embroidery
Pennywise Card
Behold the Field Print of Embroidery
SALE Star Wars Print of Embroidery
Gangster Print of Embroidery
Subversive Birthday Card
Priority Mail Shipping Upgrade
Stranger Things Print of Embroidery
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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
Jessica Hippely

Jessica Hippely on Jan 26, 2017

5 out of 5 stars


Melissa Jolley

Melissa Jolley on Jan 23, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

I loved everything about this purchase! Shipping was perfect! Item was better than perfect!

Melissa Jolley

Melissa Jolley on Jan 23, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

I seriously love this shop! I bought these for gifts, and they were a complete homerun! I love finding and giving gifts that match my twisted personality! These are the gifts my family and friends always remember and we laugh often over them! I'm a forever fan of this shop! Shipping time....A1!

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Stitchers Gonna Stitch

Marie Brian learned how to stitch when she was young and fresh and idealistic. Then she forgot all about it for twenty years until she joined a local Stitch & Bitch group. Marie became The Cotton Floozy and conscripted her friends to stitch with her on consignment: The Socially Awkward Stitcher, The Vintage Stitcher, and Dame Toadstool. Each member of the group stitches in her own unique way, creating needle works that are handmade with much love and gentle swearing.

Here are the Cotton Floozy Collective's prices for Custom Orders:
You may also directly contact Stephanie at sociallyawkwardstitcher [!at]

extra word = $1 each
simple embellishment = $4
complex add-on image = $15
extra-complex image = $28 - $39 (case by case basis)

shipping not included

Mini Embroideries:
one - four words included
3" hoops = $12
2"x3" mini frames = $18 -

Small Embroideries:
one - six words included
4"-5" hoops = $15
4"x6" (or approx) frames = $21

Medium Embroideries:
one - nine words included
6"-7" hoops = $20
5"x7" frames = $25

Large Embroideries:
one - fourteen words included
8"-10" hoops = $28
8"x10" frames = $35

Extra-Large Embroideries:
one - twenty words included
12" hoops = $35
frames not available

Tea Towels and Throw Pillows
one - nine words included
see "add-ons" for more options


Around the web

Shop members

  • The Cotton Floozy

    Owner, Head Floozy

    The Cotton Floozy specializes in hand-stitched crafteriffic embroideries. Ask her about custom orders! Her needlework has been featured in The Huffington Post, .Mic, the U.K.'s Independent News, The Salt Lake Tribune, Slug Magazine, and Catalyst.

  • The Socially Awkward Stitcher

    Sassy Beyotch

    The Socially Awkward Stitcher is an elusive creature of mystery and magic. She specializes in snarky embroideries that are snarky and full of snark. Message her directly about custom orders at

  • The Vintage Stitcher

    Reality Checker

    The Vintage Stitcher knows her way around a needle and a hoop. She specializes in ALL THE CRAFTZ and prefers to use vintage materials for her stitcheries.

  • Dame Toadstool

    Wise Guru

    Dame Toadstool is the one who made all of this happen. She created the first Stitch and Bitch group for these ladies. She specializes in cross-stitch and all things geek.

Shop policies

Last updated on May 22, 2015

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

As an artist who makes everything by hand in dim lighting without the aid of sweatshop workers or elves, I retain the rights to the patterns I create for custom orders. I reserve the right to reuse my patterns and to post photographs of my finished (hand-stitched-in-dim-lighting) embroideries. Like other fan artists, I allege that my embroidery work is transformative and permissible under the fair use principles of U.S. copyright laws. I do not sell enough embroidery commissions to warrant any freaking out from the owners of any copyrighted materials, whereas I only make enough money to buy an occasional McDonald's Breakfast Combo #9 with a super-sized Diet Coke to-go. If you have a beef with anything I have made or do not feel properly attributed, please email me directly at thecottonfloozy [!at] and I will consult that cold dark stone that is my heart after I make a phone call to my kickass big sister lawyer.

If you would like to buy an embroidery pattern that I create, for exclusive rights, to be used only by you or your very own equestrian dressage society, then you must agree to pay the full price of $250. Which would make me very happy indeed, because then I would be able to afford the medication I will need to unclot the McDonald's Breakfast Combo #9 from my cold dark heart.

I will assume that you agree to my terms unless you write me an email in caps-locked comic sans font stating that you do not agree to my terms. In which case, I will politely decline doing business with you.

If you are the awesome person whom I believe you to be, and have made it through this delightful sales agreement without falling asleep, thank you for commissioning a custom order from me. Let's be friends. Want to meet for McBrunch?

Ridiculously yours,
The Cotton Floozy
Please be aware that custom orders take anywhere from 6-8 weeks to complete, plus shipping time. Made-to-Order embroideries, for example, the Behold The Field embroidery takes about 8-9 weeks. Everything we do here is hand-stitched. We have a long custom order queue of the best customers! We appreciate your patience.

Floozy and Co.
Refunds and Exchanges
Everything is 100% guaranteed. We will do our best to stitch and deliver our embroideries. Refunds will be considered on a case by case basis.