TheCottonFloozy is taking a short break
Cait on Aug 6, 20215 out of 5 stars
Absolutely perfect! Once I put it into a frame it looked even lovelier.
Actually my mom came to visit later in the week, fell in love with it, and asked to have it. It's currently in her guest bedroom. So, I guess it's also mom approved!
Aimee on Jun 2, 20205 out of 5 stars
I am in love! I saw someone else had one of these on Facebook and she left a link to this shop! I looked and at first did not see any in stock, but I messaged the owner and she was making a fresh batch! As soon as she was finished, I picked my favorite and paid! Shipping was super fast and the customer service was beyond excellent! We are in love with our bathroom birds!
Stitchers Gonna Stitch
Marie Brian learned how to stitch when she was young and fresh and idealistic. Then she forgot all about it for twenty years until she joined a local Stitch & Bitch group. Marie became The Cotton Floozy and conscripted her friends to stitch with her on consignment: The Socially Awkward Stitcher, The Vintage Stitcher, and Dame Toadstool. Each member of the group stitches in her own unique way, creating needle works that are handmade with much love and enjoyable swearing.
The Cotton Floozy
Owner, Head Floozy
The Cotton Floozy specializes in hand-stitched crafteriffic embroideries. Ask her about custom orders! Her needlework has been featured in The Huffington Post, .Mic, the U.K.'s Independent News, The Salt Lake Tribune, Slug Magazine, and Catalyst.
The Socially Awkward Stitcher
The Socially Awkward Stitcher is an elusive creature of mystery and magic. She specializes in snarky embroideries that are snarky and full of snark. Message her directly about custom orders at SociallyAwkwardStitcher@gmail.com
The Vintage Stitcher
The Vintage Stitcher knows her way around a needle and a hoop. She specializes in ALL THE CRAFTZ and prefers to use vintage materials for her stitcheries.
Dame Toadstool is the one who made all of this happen. She created the first Stitch and Bitch group for these ladies. She specializes in cross-stitch and all things geek.
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As an artist who makes everything by hand in dim lighting without the aid of sweatshop workers or elves, I retain the rights to the patterns I create for custom orders. I reserve the right to reuse my patterns and to post photographs of my finished (hand-stitched-in-dim-lighting) embroideries. Like other fan artists, I allege that my embroidery work is transformative and permissible under the fair use principles of U.S. copyright laws. I do not sell enough embroidery commissions to warrant any freaking out from the owners of any copyrighted materials, whereas I only make enough money to buy an occasional McDonald's Breakfast Combo #9 with a super-sized Diet Coke to-go. If you have a beef with anything I have made or do not feel properly attributed, please email me directly at thecottonfloozy [!at] gmail.com and I will consult that cold dark stone that is my heart after I make a phone call to my kickass big sister lawyer.
If you would like to buy an embroidery pattern that I create, for exclusive rights, to be used only by you or your very own equestrian dressage society, then you must agree to pay the full price of $250. Which would make me very happy indeed, because then I would be able to afford the medication I will need to unclot the McDonald's Breakfast Combo #9 from my cold dark heart.
I will assume that you agree to my terms unless you write me an email in caps-locked comic sans font stating that you do not agree to my terms. In which case, I will politely decline doing business with you.
If you are the awesome person whom I believe you to be, and have made it through this delightful sales agreement without falling asleep, thank you for commissioning a custom order from me. Let's be friends. Want to meet for McBrunch?
The Cotton Floozy
Floozy and Co.