TheCraftyHedonist
Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!
Announcement
Hello my geeky monster lovers!
As I'm sure most of you know by now, Etsy is raising it's fees and such, and so I'm going to have to raise the prices on most of my listings to counter it. It won't be anything too great, but I wanted to let you know that if you're on the fence about making a order, now's the time to get it before the prices go up, which I'll be raising the prices at the end of April. If you're working with me on a commission, don't worry, this doesn't affect it. Thank you everyone for your kindness and understanding. With your support, this store is able to sustain me as a full time job, so I can continue to make sexy art for all of you wonderful monster lovers <3
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ash on Mar 28, 2024
5 out of 5 starsHighly recommended, exactly matched the description. And it’s beginner friendly.
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asonnetfororpheus on Feb 16, 2024
5 out of 5 starsTossed it at the tile for shits and giggles, and it stuck like a champ. Also produced a very satisfying thud.
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asonnetfororpheus on Feb 15, 2024
5 out of 5 starsJust arrived today, and I'm very happy with my purchase. The seller is also very responsive to messages. Would definitely purchase from this shop again in the future!
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Jessica on Dec 18, 2023
5 out of 5 starsGetting glitter added to the order really just personalized the toy even more!
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Hannah on Oct 25, 2023
5 out of 5 starstbh i was gonna joke review but the suction cup on here is superb
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ash on Mar 28, 2024
5 out of 5 starsHighly recommended, exactly matched the description. And it’s beginner friendly.
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About TheCraftyHedonist
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Cancellations: not accepted
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Custom and personalized orders
I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.
Care instructions
Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.
Gift wrapping and packaging
All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a heat sealed bag for the sake of sanitation with a card detailing care instructions