TheCraftyHedonist
Buyers are raving!
This shop got multiple 5-star reviews in the past 7 days.
Announcement
Hello my geeky monster lovers!
We've had a big of a rough day here at The Crafty Hedonist, my cat Tribble severely broke his leg and is now needing emergency amputation at the tune of $4,800. If you have the ability to donate to or share my GoFundMe or purchase my wares, I would beyond appreciate it. Thank you
https://www.gofundme.com/f/tribble-is-in-trouble?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1
Announcement
Hello my geeky monster lovers!
We've had a big of a rough day here at The Crafty Hedonist, my cat Tribble severely broke his leg and is now needing emergency amputation at the tune of $4,800. If you have the ability to donate to or share my GoFundMe or purchase my wares, I would beyond appreciate it. Thank you
https://www.gofundme.com/f/tribble-is-in-trouble?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1
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Grimoire on Nov 26, 2021
5 out of 5 starsI was worried it might be a bit too big, but it was just the right size, and the colors I received are very pretty!
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Grimoire on Nov 26, 2021
5 out of 5 starsgood quality, and the feel is very nice. Not too heavy or bulky, and looks great!
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Indigo on Nov 26, 2021
5 out of 5 starsThis exceeded my expectations! It's even more wonderful in person than I could have imagined and I cannot thank TheCraftyHedonist enough for the workmanship they poured into it.
About TheCraftyHedonist
I am a artist, a cosplayer, and a geek! After playing a couple of "the most overly complicated dating sims", I found myself fantasizing about relationships with aliens and other non-humans and got inspired to create adult toys based off of favorite characters! I do everything, from the concept of the design, the sculpting, molding, casting and cleanup, and I've been having a blast! This has been a amazing experience and I hope I can share my fantasies with you!
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I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Custom and personalized orders
I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.
Care instructions
Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.
Gift wrapping and packaging
All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a heat sealed bag for the sake of sanitation with a card detailing care instructions