TheCraftyHedonist
Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!
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Announcement
Hello my geeky monster lovers!
For those who don't know, Etsy updated their policy changes over the weekend to include sex toys of all types. I woke up this morning with most of my store deactivated. I'm still processing all of this, but I will be figuring out what my next step will be. I also have a store open at https://spicerack.market/thecraftyhedonist/
Thank you all for your continued support and I hope to continue making geeky adult toys for you beloved degenerates for years to come!
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Elliott Clark on Nov 5, 2024
5 out of 5 starsreally cool gag! makes for a great chew toy without the straps too.
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Lexifer on Oct 18, 2024
5 out of 5 starsExactly what I wanted. Once again, the best seller on Etsy. <3
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Rachel on Sep 26, 2024
5 out of 5 starsFantastic items, excellent help from seller. A unique piece that brings shock and hilarity to every conversation I have now, because ohmygosh I cannot stop talking about them.
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Jessi on Sep 11, 2024
5 out of 5 starsThis was an extremely high quality sculpture. 10/10 would order again
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Ghost on Aug 25, 2024
5 out of 5 stars10/10 would buy again. Not my first item from this shop and I can promise you it won't be the last.
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Kristina on Aug 13, 2024
5 out of 5 starsLove how the colours turned out! Amazing product and came quickly and well packaged! Highly recommend!
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Kristina on Aug 13, 2024
5 out of 5 starsAmazing product! Arrived quickly and well packaged! Would highly recommend.
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Nic on Aug 12, 2024
5 out of 5 starsExcellent seller I would definitely recommend for custom projects
About TheCraftyHedonist
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Cancellations: not accepted
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Custom and personalized orders
I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.
Care instructions
Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.
Gift wrapping and packaging
All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a heat sealed bag for the sake of sanitation with a card detailing care instructions