TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California
| 4,289 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars 5 out of 5 stars

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Announcement    Hello my geeky monster lovers!
As I'm sure most of you know by now, Etsy is raising it's fees and such, and so I'm going to have to raise the prices on most of my listings to counter it. It won't be anything too great, but I wanted to let you know that if you're on the fence about making a order, now's the time to get it before the prices go up, which I'll be raising the prices at the end of April. If you're working with me on a commission, don't worry, this doesn't affect it. Thank you everyone for your kindness and understanding. With your support, this store is able to sustain me as a full time job, so I can continue to make sexy art for all of you wonderful monster lovers <3

Announcement

Last updated on Apr 18, 2022

Hello my geeky monster lovers!
As I'm sure most of you know by now, Etsy is raising it's fees and such, and so I'm going to have to raise the prices on most of my listings to counter it. It won't be anything too great, but I wanted to let you know that if you're on the fence about making a order, now's the time to get it before the prices go up, which I'll be raising the prices at the end of April. If you're working with me on a commission, don't worry, this doesn't affect it. Thank you everyone for your kindness and understanding. With your support, this store is able to sustain me as a full time job, so I can continue to make sexy art for all of you wonderful monster lovers <3

Items

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Spyro

Spyro

$95.00

Mordin

Mordin

$80.00

Hellboy XL

Hellboy XL

$115.00

Tentipeen Packer

Tentipeen Packer

$65.00

Vizier Staff

Vizier Staff

$100.00

Ru'Shan

Ru'Shan

$90.00

Enkindled

Enkindled

$65.00

Iron Bull

Iron Bull

$115.00

Hellboy

Hellboy

$95.00

Zompeen

Zompeen

$80.00

Martingale

Martingale

$65.00

Archangel Packer

Archangel Packer

$65.00

Ancient Torment

Ancient Torment

$165.00

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The Crafty Hedonist

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Reviews

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  • vcifer4 on Aug 9, 2022

    5 out of 5 stars

    Sticks perfectly to most surfaces

  • vcifer4 on Aug 9, 2022

    5 out of 5 stars

    Quality was great, love it

  • Heavens on Aug 8, 2022

    5 out of 5 stars

    The colors were nice since I didn't specify, Good size and indeed squishy.

  • Nick on Aug 8, 2022

    5 out of 5 stars

    Awesome! I ordered both the Rosebud and Mermaid Purse eggs and asked the creator to surprise me with something "gothic and spooky." Both came in as a solid, glittery black. I honestly wasn't a huge fan of the glitter at first, but they've grown on me. Gives them sort of an alien feel. The sculpting is beautiful, and they seem like they'll hold up well to "use." The Mermaid Purse is definitely my favorite with its sheer size and texture. Feels good, man.

  • Fiachra on Jul 30, 2022

    4 out of 5 stars

    Pour turned out considerably darker than I expected, but that's okay. Wish there were clearer color swatches up on the listings. I also got a lot less glitter than I expected from the glitter add-on. The packer itself is good quality, I like the design even more than I did from the listing, and it does work as a (large) everyday packer if you pack it down. The base is a little thick to fit in my packing underwear's o-ring but I can make it work.

  • Justice on Jul 20, 2022

    5 out of 5 stars

    honestly, who doesn't want a glow-in-the-dark dildo? it's always resulted in a very bright glow, too!

  • Justice on Jul 20, 2022

    5 out of 5 stars

    the add-on no one can really go without, in my opinion. easily the best upgrade you can buy :D

  • Ky on Aug 14, 2022

    5 out of 5 stars

    It is really nice and good quality

  • Katie on Aug 14, 2022

    5 out of 5 stars

    It's beautiful, the colors are amazing. It's a little big for me but nothing I can't work up to. :)

  • sarah on Aug 13, 2022

    5 out of 5 stars

    The product is amazing packed was sealed very well and delivered in a plain box nice and discreet. The colors I asked for came out amazing shipping was delayed but the seller kept me updated haven't used it yet but have taken it out of the package and the quality and feel of the silicone is amazing would totally buy again will update my review later once I've used the product

About TheCraftyHedonist

Sales 4,289
On Etsy since 2017

I am a artist, a cosplayer, and a geek! After playing a couple of "the most overly complicated dating sims", I found myself fantasizing about relationships with aliens and other non-humans and got inspired to create adult toys based off of favorite characters! I do everything, from the concept of the design, the sculpting, molding, casting and cleanup, and I've been having a blast! This has been a amazing experience and I hope I can share my fantasies with you!

Shop policies

More information

Last updated on May 11, 2022
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders

I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.

Care instructions

Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a heat sealed bag for the sake of sanitation with a card detailing care instructions