TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California On Etsy since 2017

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TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California | 1,177 Sales

Announcement    Hello my geeky monster lovers! Come shop with me on Sept 4-6 to get 15% off any order over $50!

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Last updated on Aug 24, 2020

Hello my geeky monster lovers! Come shop with me on Sept 4-6 to get 15% off any order over $50!

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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(274)
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  • Jen on Nov 12, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Great, thanks so much! Excellent and true to description.

  • Jeissa on Nov 12, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    I like the design over all, and how it’s not to squishy or firm, just right.

  • Michael on Nov 6, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    It feels fantastic, I will definitely enjoy this whenever I can.

  • julia on Oct 12, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    The colors are fantastic, just as I requested! My first thought was that it was soft but hefty! His reach is just right for me. I requested a suction cup at the base as well, but I have yet to try it. I was very specific about my order, and the seller was so accommodating and patient with me! I'm nitpicky, so this might just be me, but I only wish that the paint job (not sure what you call it) was a tad bit cleaner or precise, I guess (I requested for the cloaca to be pink, the base/plates to be silver; there were a few splotches)? Nevertheless, I'm satisfied with my order, and the seller was a pleasure to work with!

    Additionally, I was worried about the shipping since I live in Southeast Asia (delivery time + customs), but it only took around a month to arrive!

  • BLUEmedusa on Oct 9, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Beautiful! Very satisfied with my purchase.

  • Kira on Sep 29, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Arrived on time, and was perfect! Thank you so much! Husband and I had fun with this.

  • Morgan on Nov 28, 2020

    4 out of 5 stars

    Take it slow and use lube. a lot of it, very textured.

  • Aerowen on Nov 28, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Great product. It arrived very quickly and was packaged very well. I really like the firmness. it is a great addition to my collection. Thank you so much.

  • Luke on Nov 17, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    It's softer then I expected but I like soft toys so that's a big pulse.
    It's not crazy big as I thot but it's a good size. Love the color an the look all around bet buy

  • philalethia on Nov 12, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Love it! It looks great and arrived so much more quickly than I expected. Thank you!

About TheCraftyHedonist

Sales 1,177
On Etsy since 2017

I am a artist, a cosplayer, and a geek! After playing a couple of "the most overly complicated dating sims", I found myself fantasizing about relationships with aliens and other non-humans and got inspired to create adult toys based off of favorite characters! I do everything, from the concept of the design, the sculpting, molding, casting and cleanup, and I've been having a blast! This has been a amazing experience and I hope I can share my fantasies with you!

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Last updated on Mar 11, 2020
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders

I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.

Care instructions

Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a heat sealed bag for the sake of sanitation with a card detailing care instructions