TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California

Buyers are raving!

This shop got multiple 5-star reviews in the past 7 days.

Announcement    Hello my geeky monster lovers!
We've had a big of a rough day here at The Crafty Hedonist, my cat Tribble severely broke his leg and is now needing emergency amputation at the tune of $4,800. If you have the ability to donate to or share my GoFundMe or purchase my wares, I would beyond appreciate it. Thank you
https://www.gofundme.com/f/tribble-is-in-trouble?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1

Announcement

Last updated on Nov 9, 2021

Hello my geeky monster lovers!
We've had a big of a rough day here at The Crafty Hedonist, my cat Tribble severely broke his leg and is now needing emergency amputation at the tune of $4,800. If you have the ability to donate to or share my GoFundMe or purchase my wares, I would beyond appreciate it. Thank you
https://www.gofundme.com/f/tribble-is-in-trouble?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1

Items

 

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Taoshay

$85.00

Jella

$85.00

Archangel Packer

$65.00

Elias

$85.00

Zompeen

$75.00

Drake Packer

$65.00

Alicorn

$75.00

Helix Pin

$10.00

Harbinger

$95.00

Primordial

$85.00

Hellboy

$90.00

Keelah

$85.00

Duel Ru'Shan

$160.00

The Crafty Hedonist

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The Crafty Hedonist

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(820)
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Quality 100 Shipping 62 Customer service 77
  • m1blue on Dec 5, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    Love it! The customization I requested looks amazing.

  • Katelyn on Dec 3, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    Exactly as pictured. Ordered two more from this shop ☺️Excited to see how they stack up and which will be my favorite

  • Elle on Dec 3, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    The seller is absolutely fantastic!!!! Her products are wicked high quality and they're shipped out pretty quick!! One of the best shops across all platforms I dare say!!

  • Destiny on Nov 30, 2021

    4 out of 5 stars

    Love the look and size! Seller customized the color for me and it turned out beautifully. Only curiosity is the mermaid egg is heavily textured and I was not expecting that!

  • gradualinfinity on Nov 18, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    Quick ship, great colors, many thanks

  • Omegami on Nov 12, 2021

    4 out of 5 stars

    Strong suction, despite the size of what I bought.

  • Grimoire on Nov 26, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    I was worried it might be a bit too big, but it was just the right size, and the colors I received are very pretty!

  • Grimoire on Nov 26, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    good quality, and the feel is very nice. Not too heavy or bulky, and looks great!

  • Indigo on Nov 26, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    This exceeded my expectations! It's even more wonderful in person than I could have imagined and I cannot thank TheCraftyHedonist enough for the workmanship they poured into it.

  • Thomas on Nov 24, 2021

    5 out of 5 stars

    The texture is perfect. It isn't too firm. My new favorite toy!

About TheCraftyHedonist

Sales 3,030
On Etsy since 2017

I am a artist, a cosplayer, and a geek! After playing a couple of "the most overly complicated dating sims", I found myself fantasizing about relationships with aliens and other non-humans and got inspired to create adult toys based off of favorite characters! I do everything, from the concept of the design, the sculpting, molding, casting and cleanup, and I've been having a blast! This has been a amazing experience and I hope I can share my fantasies with you!

Shop policies

More information

Last updated on Mar 11, 2020
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders

I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.

Care instructions

Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a heat sealed bag for the sake of sanitation with a card detailing care instructions