TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California 267 Sales On Etsy since 2017

5 out of 5 stars (61)

TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California | 267 Sales

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The Crafty Hedonist

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The Crafty Hedonist

Announcement    Hello my geeky monster lovers! Thank you for all your care and support! With your help, I was able to get a new (used) car! I'm self employed, and to suddenly have no means of getting my supplies, shipping orders, or generally getting around was incredibly devastating. I couldn't have done this without you! Thanks again! <3

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Last updated on Aug 15, 2019

Hello my geeky monster lovers! Thank you for all your care and support! With your help, I was able to get a new (used) car! I'm self employed, and to suddenly have no means of getting my supplies, shipping orders, or generally getting around was incredibly devastating. I couldn't have done this without you! Thanks again! <3

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5 out of 5 stars
(61)
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  • Cliff Merrill on Sep 16, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    This is the second time I have purchased an item from this shop. Excellent customer service and craftsmanship.

  • Blue Boi on Sep 11, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    Absolutely perfect!! Every detail is exactly how I had hoped it would be and the seller, TheCraftyHedonist, is incredibly polite and friendly. I will absolutely be purchasing more from this shop in the future!

  • Phillip on Sep 11, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    Arrived early and is great quality!

  • Gina Listello on Sep 6, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    Beautiful pour, excellent quality, so much detail! Will definitely purchase from again.

  • beelzebub on Sep 6, 2019

    4 out of 5 stars

    I really like it! But here are a few things to consider:

    The sculpting is a bit spotty. Some of the suction cups are missing half where either air bubbles were in the mold or they were not removed properly from the mold and have been torn.

    (Vaginally speaking) the suction cups do rub a bit roughly. If this isn't your thing I suggest either a condom over top of it. (Have not tried anally yet)

    The size is something akin to a medium Bad Dragon.

    It is very fun and gorgeous to look at! The colors are so pretty (I chose pink and gold) and I'm personally not having any issues with the item falling apart or deteriorating. It is a very solid structure and I'm excited to play more with it! And hopefully get to conquer the knot soon :)

About TheCraftyHedonist

Sales 267
On Etsy since 2017

I am a artist, a cosplayer, and a geek! After playing a couple of "the most overly complicated dating sims", I found myself fantasizing about relationships with aliens and other non-humans and got inspired to create adult toys based off of favorite characters! I do everything, from the concept of the design, the sculpting, molding, casting and cleanup, and I've been having a blast! This has been a amazing experience and I hope I can share my fantasies with you!

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Last updated on Oct 6, 2017
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders

I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.

Care instructions

Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a satin bag, compliments from the shop