TheCraftyHedonist
Announcement
Hello my geeky monster lovers!
As I'm sure most of you know by now, Etsy is raising it's fees and such, and so I'm going to have to raise the prices on most of my listings to counter it. It won't be anything too great, but I wanted to let you know that if you're on the fence about making a order, now's the time to get it before the prices go up, which I'll be raising the prices at the end of April. If you're working with me on a commission, don't worry, this doesn't affect it. Thank you everyone for your kindness and understanding. With your support, this store is able to sustain me as a full time job, so I can continue to make sexy art for all of you wonderful monster lovers <3
Announcement
Hello my geeky monster lovers!
As I'm sure most of you know by now, Etsy is raising it's fees and such, and so I'm going to have to raise the prices on most of my listings to counter it. It won't be anything too great, but I wanted to let you know that if you're on the fence about making a order, now's the time to get it before the prices go up, which I'll be raising the prices at the end of April. If you're working with me on a commission, don't worry, this doesn't affect it. Thank you everyone for your kindness and understanding. With your support, this store is able to sustain me as a full time job, so I can continue to make sexy art for all of you wonderful monster lovers <3
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Nick on Aug 8, 2022
5 out of 5 starsAwesome! I ordered both the Rosebud and Mermaid Purse eggs and asked the creator to surprise me with something "gothic and spooky." Both came in as a solid, glittery black. I honestly wasn't a huge fan of the glitter at first, but they've grown on me. Gives them sort of an alien feel. The sculpting is beautiful, and they seem like they'll hold up well to "use." The Mermaid Purse is definitely my favorite with its sheer size and texture. Feels good, man.
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Fiachra on Jul 30, 2022
4 out of 5 starsPour turned out considerably darker than I expected, but that's okay. Wish there were clearer color swatches up on the listings. I also got a lot less glitter than I expected from the glitter add-on. The packer itself is good quality, I like the design even more than I did from the listing, and it does work as a (large) everyday packer if you pack it down. The base is a little thick to fit in my packing underwear's o-ring but I can make it work.
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Justice on Jul 20, 2022
5 out of 5 starshonestly, who doesn't want a glow-in-the-dark dildo? it's always resulted in a very bright glow, too!
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Justice on Jul 20, 2022
5 out of 5 starsthe add-on no one can really go without, in my opinion. easily the best upgrade you can buy :D
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sarah on Aug 13, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThe product is amazing packed was sealed very well and delivered in a plain box nice and discreet. The colors I asked for came out amazing shipping was delayed but the seller kept me updated haven't used it yet but have taken it out of the package and the quality and feel of the silicone is amazing would totally buy again will update my review later once I've used the product
About TheCraftyHedonist
I am a artist, a cosplayer, and a geek! After playing a couple of "the most overly complicated dating sims", I found myself fantasizing about relationships with aliens and other non-humans and got inspired to create adult toys based off of favorite characters! I do everything, from the concept of the design, the sculpting, molding, casting and cleanup, and I've been having a blast! This has been a amazing experience and I hope I can share my fantasies with you!
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I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Custom and personalized orders
I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.
Care instructions
Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.
Gift wrapping and packaging
All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a heat sealed bag for the sake of sanitation with a card detailing care instructions