TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California 245 Sales On Etsy since 2017

5 out of 5 stars (55)

TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California | 245 Sales

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The Crafty Hedonist

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The Crafty Hedonist

Announcement    Hello my geeky monster lovers! Thank you for all your care and support! With your help, I was able to get a new (used) car! I'm self employed, and to suddenly have no means of getting my supplies, shipping orders, or generally getting around was incredibly devastating. I couldn't have done this without you! Thanks again! <3

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Last updated on Aug 15, 2019

Hello my geeky monster lovers! Thank you for all your care and support! With your help, I was able to get a new (used) car! I'm self employed, and to suddenly have no means of getting my supplies, shipping orders, or generally getting around was incredibly devastating. I couldn't have done this without you! Thanks again! <3

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5 out of 5 stars
(55)
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  • Curtis Cain on Jul 31, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars
  • Jade on Jul 31, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    This toy feels amazing.

  • Blake McCall on Jul 27, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    it looks great and i thought it might be a little small but its the perfect size and really nice. it's a fairly soft material too which is nice

  • Millina Morales on Jul 25, 2019

    4 out of 5 stars

    Beautifully done, it looks and feels great!

  • Kelly Maset on Jul 23, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    I put in a custom request for blue and purple with iridescent powder and regret nothing. The powder gives it a nice shimmer that works perfectly with this color combination. The seller was very helpful when I came in with several questions and the result is exactly what I was hoping for. No complaints about the fast shipping either.

    Also the perfect way to blow off steam. Definitely recommend.

About

I am a artist, a cosplayer, and a geek! After playing a couple of "the most overly complicated dating sims", I found myself fantasizing about relationships with aliens and other non-humans and got inspired to create adult toys based off of favorite characters! I do everything, from the concept of the design, the sculpting, molding, casting and cleanup, and I've been having a blast! This has been a amazing experience and I hope I can share my fantasies with you!

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Last updated on Oct 6, 2017
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders

I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.

Care instructions

Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a satin bag, compliments from the shop