The Hipsterys Emporium Of Curiosities

Berlin, Germany · 320 Sales


The Hipsterys Emporium Of Curiosities

Berlin, Germany 320 Sales On Etsy since 2011

0 out of 5 stars

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nancy aloigi on Sep 10, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

Ok ok ok ok ok

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Jade on Jun 28, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

A must have for lovers of the German language!


Jade on Jun 28, 2014

5 out of 5 stars

absolutely hilarious! my friend loved it :)

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Last updated on December 7, 2011

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Highly generous combined shipping rebates on our offer at this establishment. Buy more, bitches.

We ship via Deutsche Post. We ship fast, usually same day, sometimes next day if we're afternoon napping again. But not later. Shipping times are as follows, although dependent on the whims of the postal gods:

Germany - Next Day
EU - 4-10 days
US & Further Exotic Lands - 7-15 days

We do not offer tracking, but in our experience its not necessary, people are trustworthy, assuming their eyebrows don't meet in the middle.

You package may be subject to customs, but it's unlikely unless you buy us out. Please check local limits for your municipality.
Refunds and Exchanges
If you don’t like your Hipstery wares you are clearly a fool. Look at it again, properly this time, lift it up, up higher, up to the light, open your tiny eyes and look at it! Model it in an impromptu fashion show for your loved ones. Like it now, simpleton?

No? Well we would rather you a happy fool, than a sad fool so as long as it’s in perfect condition we will allow you to return it back to our secret bunker within 28 days or purchase. But know we will put your face on our "Dartboard of Shame" and throw projectiles at you.

Return shipping costs for refunds will need to be paid by you, unless the item was damaged/faulty on arrival or we did some other kind of real howler and feel the need to make it up to you. We're nice people, try us.
Additional policies and FAQs
Want to feature our products? See review samples? Require bribery for press attention? - Get in contact, we are amenable to your whims.

Wholesale is encouraged, get in touch, we'll assist you cordially.