TheImpatientSnail's Shop Announcement

All of our items are handmade, environmentally friendly, unique and inspired artwork created by us!
For more info and variety check out, or find The Impatient Snail on facebook.
Cheers mates!

TheImpatientSnail's Shop Policies


Welcome to The Impatient Snail! All of our items are handmade, all natural and good for you!
Crucify the Ego is our line of handmade, one of a kind, upcycled clothing and accessories...we sell in markets during the summer and via the interweb during the off season!
Check out for the full extent of our awesomeness! More different kinds of soap, wider variety of artwork, and we welcome custom orders!


You pay us via paypal, immediately thereafter we ship you your lovely product!


All items will be shipped within 48 hours of receiving your payment.

Refunds and Exchanges

Private message me if you are not satisfied for any reason at all, we will come to a reasonable agreement for compensation.

Additional Policies and FAQs has all of our wonderful products!

Last Updated September 14, 2011