ThePaperCicada

funny cards, unbeatable paper quality.

Scotch Plains, New Jersey | 1397 Sales

5 out of 5 stars
(314)

ThePaperCicada

funny cards, unbeatable paper quality.

Scotch Plains, New Jersey 1397 Sales On Etsy since 2016

5 out of 5 stars
(314)

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    Use code TWELVE to receive any 3 cards for $12.

    Use code TWENTY and receive any 5 cards for $20.

    Use code THIRTYONE and receive any 8 cards for $31.

    Use code THIRTYEIGHT and receive any 10 cards for $38.

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    • cards in the wild!
    • picture from the trenton punk rock flea market, trenton, nj
    Video summary: After drawing and digitalizing my cards, I score them with a bone tool.

    Greeting cards that don't suck

    Tired of cards that suck?
    I was too.

    Shopping for cards was the worst.

    I had seen my mother go through it countless times: rush to the nearest purveyor of paper goods at the very last minute, rifle through millions of impersonal and mass-produced cards in search of one that fits, only to have the receiver's eyes gloss over once they tore open the envelope. Cards, for both the giver and the receiver, are almost always a chore. An obstacle in the way to the real prize.

    I wanted to make cards that people were as excited to open as their gifts.

    I've been making personal, pun-inspired cards for friends and family since I could hold a crayon.

    All my cards are:

    - Guaranteed to thrill both giver and receiver
    - My own original artwork, thoughts and general silliness
    - Made with a specific person in mind, so they feel intimate, as if made just for the person you’re intending it for
    - Printed on sustainably sourced, luxuriously thick card stock with a satin coating that makes drawings pop
    - Blank inside and easy to personalize for any and all occasions
    - Individually scored with a seamless fold


    My aim is to create the best cards you'll ever send.

    Most of all, I hope to make you laugh.


    Check out some of my best-selling cards below:

    1. http://etsy.me/2rKQJOu --- 1 MILLION PIZZA LOVERS CAN'T BE WRONG!
    2. http://etsy.me/2jiAkAw --- because we all have a sushi-eating partner :)
    3. http://etsy.me/2qMGZ9x --- it rhymes ;)
    4. http://etsy.me/2rKXOPm --- the cheesier, the better!

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    • Gabbie

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      Gabbie loves to draw and be as corny as humanely possible.

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    Last updated on Nov 16, 2018
    Frequently asked questions
    Can you mail this card on my behalf?

    Yes! Normally, we ship the card to you and you would give it to the person of your choice. We can, however, mail it directly to the person of your choice. Please tell us at check out what you would like the inside of the card to say/how you would like it to be signed, and we will mail the card for you!

    How come I can't order more than one of a design?

    If you're having trouble purchasing more than one of a design, please message us. We don't always list our entire inventory.

    How fast do these ship?

    We usually get our orders out the day of purchase.


    DOMESTIC:
    If you purchased standard shipping, you can expect your card to arrive in 3-7 business days.

    If you purchased added protection and tracking, you can expect your card to arrive in 2-5 business days.

    If you purchased EXPRESS added protection and tracking, you can expect your card to arrive in 1-3 business days.


    INTERNATIONAL:

    If you purchased standard shipping:
    Canada, United Kingdom : 1-3 weeks
    Everywhere else : up to 6 weeks


    If you purchased added protection + tracking in CANADA: 1-2 weeks


    If you purchased added protection + tracking EVERYWHERE ELSE: 2-3 weeks