ThePaperCicada

share a smile. funny cards, unbeatable paper quality.

Scotch Plains, New Jersey

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Christine on Jul 30, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Purchased this card for my sons to send to their pizza loving sister. Cute design/message and quality card stock. Fast shipping too!

Funny Happy Birthday Home Slice Pizza Pun Card - gift for pizza lover, card for best friend, coworker, brother, sister, dad - cards for him

Funny Happy Birthday Home Slice Pizza Pun Card - gift for pizza lover, card for best friend, coworker, brother, sister, dad - cards for him
Kristen on Sep 10, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

The card was absolutely perfect

Funny Love Gummy Bear Valentine's Anniversary Card - cute romantic card - girlfriend boyfriend card - love you card - birthday card

Funny Love Gummy Bear Valentine's Anniversary Card - cute romantic card - girlfriend boyfriend card - love you card - birthday card
Wendy on Aug 11, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Absolutely adorable and well-made card - thank you!!

Funny Artichoke Pun Thanks for Having a Heart Thank You Appreciation Card - vegetable illustration - vegan vegetarian card -card for teacher

Funny Artichoke Pun Thanks for Having a Heart Thank You Appreciation Card - vegetable illustration - vegan vegetarian card -card for teacher
Kelcie on Aug 11, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Cute card for my hubs on our anniversary!

Funny Love Gummy Bear Valentine's Anniversary Card - cute romantic card - girlfriend boyfriend card - love you card - birthday card

Funny Love Gummy Bear Valentine's Anniversary Card - cute romantic card - girlfriend boyfriend card - love you card - birthday card
Patricia on Aug 10, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

husband loved it. good quality and unique

Funny Papaya Papa You're the Best Food Pun Father's Day Card - card for dad - birthday, just because, thinking of you, thank you, new dad

Funny Papaya Papa You're the Best Food Pun Father's Day Card - card for dad - birthday, just because, thinking of you, thank you, new dad
Christine on Jul 30, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Great card design! Sent to my old New York friend who still loves pigeons like I do! Quality card stock, design and sentiment! Fast shipping!

Funny New York pigeon card, you're cool, just Because, Thinking of You, Birthday, friendship card, thank you

Funny New York pigeon card, you're cool, just Because, Thinking of You, Birthday, friendship card, thank you
Christine on Jul 30, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Cute card my kids got for their Dad. Quality card stock and fast shipping!

Funny Dad You're the Flippin' Best Grilling Father's Day BBQ Card for dad -from son - dad birthday

Funny Dad You're the Flippin' Best Grilling Father's Day BBQ Card for dad -from son - dad birthday
chromaticsmike on Jul 14, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Cute well done card. Granddaughter will love it. A+

Cute Axolotl Mexican Salamander Love You Birthday card for friend - friendship card - you're one of the kind

Cute Axolotl Mexican Salamander Love You Birthday card for friend - friendship card - you're one of the kind
tonywalker21 on Jul 5, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Seller was amazing ! Would 100% recommend and purchase again

funny father's day card- funny dad card - rude dad card- dad sperm card- funny dad card- sperm father's day-card from wife- sperm joke

funny father's day card- funny dad card - rude dad card- dad sperm card- funny dad card- sperm father's day-card from wife- sperm joke
marisen on May 6, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Beautiful card. Great quality. Thank you!

Funny Thank You Kitchen Food Pun Card - thanksgiving gift, friendship, appreciation, hostess, you're great, thanks a lot

Funny Thank You Kitchen Food Pun Card - thanksgiving gift, friendship, appreciation, hostess, you're great, thanks a lot

About ThePaperCicada

Sales 9,527

On Etsy since 2016

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picture from the trenton punk rock flea market, trenton, nj

Video summary: After drawing and digitalizing my cards, I score them with a bone tool.

Greeting cards that don't suck

Tired of cards that suck?
I was too.

Shopping for cards was the worst.

I had seen my mother go through it countless times: rush to the nearest purveyor of paper goods at the very last minute, rifle through millions of impersonal and mass-produced cards in search of one that fits, only to have the receiver's eyes gloss over once they tore open the envelope. Cards, for both the giver and the receiver, are almost always a chore. An obstacle in the way to the real prize.

I wanted to make cards that people were as excited to open as their gifts.

I've been making personal, pun-inspired cards for friends and family since I could hold a crayon.

All my cards are:

- Guaranteed to thrill both giver and receiver
- My own original artwork, thoughts and general silliness
- Made with a specific person in mind, so they feel intimate, as if made just for the person you’re intending it for
- Printed on sustainably sourced, luxuriously thick card stock with a satin coating that makes drawings pop
- Blank inside and easy to personalize for any and all occasions
- Individually scored with a seamless fold

My aim is to create the best cards you'll ever send.

Most of all, I hope to make you laugh.

Check out some of my best-selling cards below:

1. http://etsy.me/2rKQJOu --- 1 MILLION PIZZA LOVERS CAN'T BE WRONG!
2. http://etsy.me/2jiAkAw --- because we all have a sushi-eating partner :)
3. http://etsy.me/2qMGZ9x --- it rhymes ;)
4. http://etsy.me/2rKXOPm --- the cheesier, the better!

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Gabbie loves to draw and be as corny as humanely possible.

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Last updated on Sep 11, 2017

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Last updated on May 11, 2022

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Can you mail this card on my behalf?

Yes! Normally, we ship the card to you and you would give it to the person of your choice. We can, however, mail it directly to the person of your choice. Please tell us at check out what you would like the inside of the card to say/how you would like it to be signed, and we will mail the card for you!

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If you're having trouble purchasing more than one of a design, please message us. We don't always list our entire inventory.

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We usually get our orders out the day of purchase.

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If you purchased standard shipping, you can expect your card to arrive in 3-7 business days.

If you purchased added protection and tracking, you can expect your card to arrive in 2-5 business days.

If you purchased EXPRESS added protection and tracking, you can expect your card to arrive in 1-3 business days.

INTERNATIONAL:

If you purchased standard shipping:
Canada, United Kingdom : 2-5 weeks
Everywhere else : up to 8-10 weeks

If you purchased added protection + tracking in CANADA: 1-2 weeks

If you purchased added protection + tracking EVERYWHERE ELSE: 2-3 weeks

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