TheSnarkyWitches

A Shop for Snarky Witches

Seattle, Washington 24 Sales On Etsy since 2019

5 out of 5 stars (9)

TheSnarkyWitches

A Shop for Snarky Witches

Seattle, Washington | 24 Sales

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Mackenzie

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Mackenzie

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5 out of 5 stars
(9)

About TheSnarkyWitches

Sales 24
On Etsy since 2019

The Snarky Wittches

Tired of everything being about light, love and fluffy bunnies? Look no further than The Snarky Witches, we are here to help. Currently we offer soap and crocheted crafts. All items that are offered are handmade in our witches huts.

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  • Mackenzie

    Owner

    Meet the witch who makes the soaps, at least for now, in my hut. I happily slave over a bubbling cauldron for all my little familiars. My soaps, while not made from scratch, are made with all the love my black little heart can spew.

  • Adrianne

    Designer

    Meet the hooker witch fiddling with yarns and strings, sweet-talking knots, and dying fibers. I dabble in crochet, sewing, cross-stitch, embroidery, and knitting.

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Last updated on Sep 3, 2019
Frequently asked questions
Sizing details

At this time our soap is roughly the size of my heart, shrived as it is, and weigh around 5 oz, give or take. I aint perfect and these soaps aren't either. Cutting them sometimes get a little.....wonky

Wholesale availability

As much as we would love to shower all the world with snark, at this time we are unable to meet wholesale needs. A witch needs time for mischief after all.

Custom and personalized orders

Yes we do custom and personalized orders. Just let us know what your black little heart desires and we will attempt to meet it.

Are your soaps vegan/free of sulfates?

No. As much as I would love to create soaps from scratch, as a small feeble crone witch that make all of this in her hut, the state laws are WAY too much when it comes to handling "hazardous" materials such as lye.

Why did I not get my free shipping of $35?!

Why that is a most excellent question. I haven't the foggiest idea because I clicked the little link several times! Apparently a pox needs to be placed on the annoying code. However, if it happens, please let us know as we will wave our little wands in an attempt to fix it.

How long does this soap last?

Well this isn't your grandmother's soap. While the fluffy soap frosting may disappear after a week of use, the bar itself should last around two weeks, maybe more, including skull soap. We will get back to you on that one.

I just received my soap, why is the top of my soap gushy?

That, my dear little familiar, would be our fluffy soap frosting. It will never be 100% solid like soap bar, trust me, we have slaved over the cauldrons for hours in an attempt to find one that will. We recommend that you allow our soap to sit at least 24 hours after receiving it before opening it so our frosting has a chance to set up after being exposed to the heat of shipping.