Theme Song Arcade

Massachusetts, United States · 1 Sale


Theme Song Arcade

Massachusetts, United States 1 Sale On Etsy since 2012

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Announcement   Personalized and Customized Theme Songs for people, places and things.


Personalized and Customized Theme Songs for people, places and things.


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Last updated on July 22, 2012
Everybody deserves their own theme song. The idea of Theme Song Arcade came out of a hysterically fun night with friends. As we were driving around downtown Northampton looking for a parking space I spontaneously started singing theme songs about the various businesses and points of interest we were passing.

“You should totally do this!” my friend Terri said. A week later I launched an event on Facebook entitled “June is Theme Song Month” thinking that a few friends would order a song. Instead over 13 people requested one and I found myself immersed in one of the most amazing and unique projects that happened quite by accident.

I’ve been playing music since age 12 playing everything from musical theater and hip hop to hardcore and metal, punk and electro-pop to over the top torch songs. I love mashing up genres, using the temperament of sincere irony (my specialty) and theatrical characterization in the context of song structure.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payments are accepted via Paypal. Once an order is placed, the customer must fill out a brief questionnaire. Your completed questionnaire helps to convey the essence and unique personality of the individual. The more detailed information you can provide, the better the lyrics and story structure of the song tends to be.

Once the questionnaire is received the turn around for Personalized theme songs with pre-made instrumentals takes 5 business days. Customized theme songs with original lyrics and music take 14 business days.

Due to the unique process of branding, theme songs for small businesses and non profits have a different process. Please contact me directly and we can set up a phone or Skype meeting to discuss the best options.

Once an order is placed there are no cancellations. All sales are final.
Songs will be sent as a high quality mp3.
Refunds and Exchanges
All theme songs are finished products and are unavailable for edits.
Additional policies and FAQs
Can I do a rush order?

With a rush order, a personalized theme song is available within 2 business days and a customized song is available within 5 business days. Rush orders cost an additional $50. Please contact me directly and I will do my best to accommodate your order. However, there are times when rush orders are not possible and I will let you know promptly if I can not accommodate your rush oder. Gift certificates are a good option if you need an immediate gift.

How quickly can I get a gift certificate?

When you purchase your order you can request a gift certificate made out to the person of your choice. Gift certificates are sent out within 24 hours of receipt of payment.

How long is the song?

The songs are usually between 1 minute and a 1 minute and 15 seconds. Listen to theme songs on the store page to hear examples.

Do I get to choose a genre?

For personalized theme songs click here to listen to a series of pre-made instrumentals. When you've made your choice, write down your favorite track with your order.

For customized songs you can indicate what genre(s) you prefer however those choices are not guaranteed. Ultimately the creative process determines the outcome of the song's structure and feel. Listen to some examples of customized theme songs on the store page.

What's the sound quality like?

Both personalized and customized theme songs have a low fi aesthetic. If you desire professional mixing and mastering, I can arrange to have this outsourced at market rates.

Will you ever release the song publicly?

When you fill out the questionnaire you will be given the option to confirm whether or not the song created can be publicly available.

if you give me permission I will upload the song to souncloud, share it on social media and make it available for listening on Theme Song Arcade.

If you choose to use the song in a public framework (i.e. a radio or tv show) it can be used under A Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.