ThreeImpossibleTasks

Three Impossible Tasks

Port Chester, New York · 1 Sale

ThreeImpossibleTasks

Three Impossible Tasks

Port Chester, New York 1 Sale On Etsy since 2010

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Announcement   Hello Everyone! Welcome to my shop!

All items in my shop will be on sale for Labor Day until Tuesday at midnight, so this would be an excellent opportunity to snatch up a favorite item or a gift for a friend!

I'm also a writer. Take a peek at my blog:
http://thepersonalautopsy.blogspot.com/

Announcement

Hello Everyone! Welcome to my shop!

All items in my shop will be on sale for Labor Day until Tuesday at midnight, so this would be an excellent opportunity to snatch up a favorite item or a gift for a friend!

I'm also a writer. Take a peek at my blog:
http://thepersonalautopsy.blogspot.com/

Brittany Shutts

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Brittany Shutts

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About

A bedtime story.

Brittany has been making things since before you were born. Some people think she is immortal, but they are the same ones who think Elvis is still alive.

All of her art can be attributed to the generosity of Theobromine, Muse of Chocolate.

She hordes beads and fabric and stuffs them into closets for lonely winter days, not unlike a squirrel.

All lost things end up inside of her tiny red ottoman, like lost keys and jeans ripped at the knees. The inside of the tiny red ottoman is not unlike the Underworld.

One time Brittany was a mermaid who longed to join the world above. Instead she made an Etsy shop.

They say one of the main reasons Brittany made jewelry and bags was her tail: it prevented her from becoming a Chinese acrobat or a Tour de France bicyclist.

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Shop members

  • Brittany Shutts

    Owner, Maker, Designer

    Brittany is too many things. She is a writer, maker, blogger, biker, climber, yogini, cat lady, cook, and freelance chocolatier. She would gladly make everything herself, right down to her underwear.

Shop policies

Last updated on March 11, 2011
Hello! Thank you for taking a look at my wares. If you have any questions, you can reach me by clicking "Conversations" at the top of the page, or by e-mail at brittany.b.shutts [!at] gmail.com. Since I'm just getting this shop going, and I never got to far along with my old one, these policies are likely to change with experience.

Speaking of which, my previous shop can be found at LeMwah.etsy.com. There's not much to see there and I will delete it soon enough.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
Payment
Currently I will only accept Paypal, as it is easy to use and secure.
Shipping
Until I figure out how international shipping works, I will only ship to the United States. I will ship as quickly as I can, probably within three to five days. If for some reason I need more time to get to the post office--my transportation is rather limited-- I will let you know right away. Be sure to mention if you need the item quickly. I just might be able to do it. Bracelets will be packed in a small shipping envelope, secured with tissue paper. I'll update this section when there are non-jewelry items in my shop.
Refunds and Exchanges
If your item arrives damaged, doesn't fit, is prone to disagreeable arguments, or you find that you just don't like it in person, talk to me and we can work something out. I want you to be happy with the item you receive. Remember that you are buying a piece of artwork and be sure to remove it before doing dishes, gardening, showering, swimming, skydiving, etc.