UglyTeddy

Ugly Teddy

33 Sales

UglyTeddy

Ugly Teddy

33 Sales On Etsy since 2008

0 out of 5 stars (31)

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Could the Ugly Teddies possibly be returning to Etsy, ten years later?

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Announcement

Last updated on Mar 5, 2018

... Is ... Is it true?

... Really true? Truly true? Truly truer than true?

Could the Ugly Teddies possibly be returning to Etsy, ten years later?

Stay tuned!

K Holly

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K Holly

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Last updated on March 5, 2018
The Ugly Teddies are the plush animal alternative for people who like their things a little more morbid than usual.

The Teddies begin life as regular, boring plush animals before being rescued by myself and my fiancée and freed from the bonds of dull, often mass-produced cuteness. Ugly Teddies are stuffed animals with attitude, but don’t worry; they’re all good at heart! (Well, most of them are, anyway…)

Accepted payment methods

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
If a teddy arrives broken or damaged, the teddy can be replaced or, if it is irreplaceable, the cost refunded. Proof of damage is required.
Payment
Please pay via Etsy Payments! Thank you so very much.

Payment is due within seven (7) days of "purchase." If I have not received payment at that time, the sale will be canceled and the teddy put back up for sale.
Shipping
All Teddies are shipped via USPS.
Additional policies and FAQs
The Ugly Teddies are created from "donor" plush animals that once were cute, cuddly, and, generally speaking, pretty darned boring. Each one has been lovingly hand-modified; these modifications generally involve the subtraction of some boring bits, with the subsequent addition of new bits that are more aesthetically interesting. Some of these new bits may be hand-sculpted and/or hand-painted. Some may be other “donor” bits, from other “donor” objects. Some of these bits are derived from once-living animals; under NO circumstances were these animals killed specifically for the purposes of producing these pieces.

Please note that many of the Teddies are particularly delicate, and NONE of them are intended for children. (Let me state that again: These are art pieces, NOT children's toys!) We also don’t recommend throwing them at your friends at parties, especially not the ones that have sharp points.

The prices of the Ugly Teddies reflect the amount of time, effort, personal craftsmanship, and creative and physical energy required to create them, as well as the uniqueness of the piece. Additional determining factors may include its ability to get along well with the other Teddies, its cooking ability, whether it listens to its music too loud, and how much it owes on rent.

Check out the rest of the gang – including the sold, and not-for-sale, and no-longer-with-us-due-to-bizarre-unforeseen-circumstances – at www.UglyTeddy.com.