Underage Thinkers

Dubuque, Iowa · 20 Sales


Underage Thinkers

Dubuque, Iowa 20 Sales On Etsy since 2015

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Announcement   We just opened up shop and will be adding new t-shirts regularly.


Last updated on Dec 17, 2015

We just opened up shop and will be adding new t-shirts regularly.


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autotechben on Mar 10, 2016

4 out of 5 stars

Got my shirt on time to ruin it this weekend, thanks UnderageThinkers!



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Last updated on January 27, 2016
What is UnderageThinkers.com

Have you ever found yourself, a mature adult, thinking something so inappropriate or offensive you silently say to yourself, WTF? To me, that is your inner child fighting to get out. They never left, they took a backseat in your brain to allow you to “fake adult” for awhile. Every once in awhile they flick your ear in the back seat of your psyche and say “hey jerkoff, remember me?”.

I deduce that we never really grow up. We just learn to “fake adult” like everyone else to make it through life. To be clear, I am not describing a Peter Pan and Michael Jackson type B.S fantasyland. All I am saying is we lose touch with our former kid self. Our imagination starts to dry up and we essentially become robots till we die. Ok, that is a bit dramatic, but you know what I mean. Or don't you?

So where the hell does this tie in to UnderageThinkers.com? Glad you asked. I want to dedicate a site, store, a blog, to just that, being an immature, yet responsible adult. There is a kid in all of us who is eager get out every once in awhile. Throw a rock at a car, take a swig of your parents booze, flip off the elderly, or light your sister's hair on fire.

We all have our moments in the shower, the suicidal daily commute to work, or (like the logo implies) on the john. Now we have a place for our inner kid to go for psychological recess for a couple hours a day. Site coming mid summer 2016.

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We won't screw you over. How is that for a refund policy.