UnrealGreetings

Surprisingly Funny, Edgy Humor Greeting Cards

Afton, Minnesota | 314 Sales

UnrealGreetings

Surprisingly Funny, Edgy Humor Greeting Cards

Afton, Minnesota 314 Sales On Etsy since 2015

5 out of 5 stars (54)
Grant Jensen

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About

Fresh, Funny, Original Greeting Cards

Unreal Greetings

Unreal Greetings LLC is a small, independent greeting card company that creates fresh, funny, and original designs – relatable messages in an uncommon voice. We are proud to print locally, with a Minnesota Green Printer / Great Printer.

Grant Jensen

Unreal Greetings was started in 2012 by Grant Jensen, a guy who has been told numerous times that he has great taste, even though he usually chooses not to use it. After having trouble finding cards that fit his sense of humor, he’d often end up getting a schmaltzy card, crossing out the schmaltzy sentiment inside, and writing in something more “appropriate” – something that was unexpectedly funny and heartfelt and sarcastic. Just like him. He did this for years until his sister, after receiving an especially clever card, said, “You need to get off your ass and make these for real. Dork.” And Unreal Greetings was born.

Grant designs from his home in semi-rural Minnesota, where he lives with his partner and two boys, two horses, two dogs, a cat, a lizard, and a guinea pig. Note that he is not an animal person, and isn’t quite sure how he ended up in this crazy family.

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Shop members

  • Grant Jensen

    Owner

Production partners

  • Graphic Design, Inc.

    Hastings, MN

    A family owned and operated full-service print shop in the southeast Twin Cities Metro Area. A Minnesota Great / Green Printer. This shop is located within 15 miles of the artist.

Shop policies

Last updated on July 8, 2015

Accepted payment methods

Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
If there is a problem with your order or you aren't satisfied for any reason please let me know. I want to make sure you are happy with your Unreal Greetings purchase.
Shipping
DOMESTIC SHIPPING
All items are shipped through the US Postal Service and will be shipped to the address on your ETSY INVOICE. Please double check to make sure this address is correct; I am not responsible for incorrect addresses. If you need the package to go to a different address, just contact me and let me know!

Once shipped, packages sent within the USA will arrive within 5 days. You will receive an automated email from PayPal with your USPS tracking number when your order has shipped. Unreal Greetings will not be held responsible for additional shipping charges incurred if packages are returned due to an incorrect shipping address provided by the customer or package refusal.

International Shipping is not available at this time.
Additional policies and FAQs
WHOLESALE
Wholesale inquires are welcome! Please complete the wholesale application here: http://www.unrealgreetings.com/wholesale to view the catalog and request information. (Unreal Greetings products are not offered on a consignment basis nor does Unreal Greetings offer drop-shipping.)

CUSTOM ORDERS
Unreal Greetings does not accept custom orders or customize existing products.