Surprisingly Funny, Edgy Humor Greeting Cards

Afton, Minnesota

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Note from shop owner Thank you for taking a look! The store will be closed until February 15th.

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Feb 1, 2023

Thank you for taking a look! The store will be closed until February 15th.

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About UnrealGreetings

Sales 514
On Etsy since 2015

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Fresh, Funny, Original Greeting Cards

Unreal Greetings

Unreal Greetings LLC is a small, independent greeting card company that creates fresh, funny, and original designs – relatable messages in an uncommon voice. We are proud to print locally, with a Minnesota Green Printer / Great Printer.

Grant Jensen

Unreal Greetings was started in 2012 by Grant Jensen, a guy who has been told numerous times that he has great taste, even though he usually chooses not to use it. After having trouble finding cards that fit his sense of humor, he’d often end up getting a schmaltzy card, crossing out the schmaltzy sentiment inside, and writing in something more “appropriate” – something that was unexpectedly funny and heartfelt and sarcastic. Just like him. He did this for years until his sister, after receiving an especially clever card, said, “You need to get off your ass and make these for real. Dork.” And Unreal Greetings was born.

Grant designs from his home in semi-rural Minnesota, where he lives with his partner and two boys, two horses, two dogs, a cat, a lizard, and a guinea pig. Note that he is not an animal person, and isn’t quite sure how he ended up in this crazy family.

Shop members

  • Grant Jensen


Production partners

  • Graphic Design, Inc.

    Hastings, MN

    A family owned and operated full-service print shop in the southeast Twin Cities Metro Area. A Minnesota Great / Green Printer. This shop is located within 15 miles of the artist.

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Last updated on January 23, 2023

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