WitticismsRus

Witty, sarcastic & slightly offensive sh!t for you.

Roseville, California | 4849 Sales

WitticismsRus

Witty, sarcastic & slightly offensive sh!t for you.

Roseville, California 4849 Sales On Etsy since 2015

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About

The collaborative effort of the Dynamic Duo of Snarky Sarcastic Awesomeness.

I suppose this is the place where we are supposed to write a sweet & inspirational fluff piece about us and our shop, our dreams & aspirations and our inspirations. Since neither of us are into that sort of thing this will probably not look anything like that.

The real story is that this shop is a collaborative effort of my amazing 21 year old daughter and myself also known as the Dynamic Duo of Snarky Sarcastic Awesomeness. She is the Princess of Puns and I am a snarky sassy supermom. Thankfully we are both highly creative individuals with very similar somwhat warped sense of humor. We both appreciate sarcasm, love to laugh and truly believe it is good for the soul. We know that our brand of humor may not be for everyone and we are totally ok with that. Self expression, creativity & being true to oneself are far more important to us than the entire worlds approval. :)

With that said, we are both working hard to bring new and funny items to our shop in hopes that those who appreciate our brand of humor will smile and laugh. Happy shopping and keep smiling!

Shop members

  • SuperMom (Ann)

    Owner, Designer, Maker

    The Queen Of Sarcasm

  • Dominique

    Designer, Best Daughter Ever

    Princess Of Puns

Production partners

  • Printing Partner

    United States

    Direct to garment printing partner.

Shop policies

Last updated on November 15, 2018
Hello and welcome to our shop! My daughter and I are delighted to share our silly, sarcastic, offensive and somewhat warped sense of humor with you.

Accepted payment methods

  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Discover
  • Apple Pay
  • Klarna
  • Sofort
  • Ideal
  • Paypal
  • GiftcardAccepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Questions about your order?
Please if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
Sale items are non-refundable.

Non-sale items may be refunded and returned within 14 days of purchase.

Returned items must be unused and in original condition. Buyer is responsible for cost of shipping for returned items.

If you wish to return an item please message me ASAP so that we can work out the details.
Payment
We accept Etsy Payments and Paypal for payment.
If you wish to cancel for whatever reason please do so as soon as possible, before it has shipped. Once your item has shipped it cannot be canceled. Shipping for returned items is the responsibility of buyer.
Shipping
Order processing times vary depending on time of year and any major holidays. Current processing times are updated in each listing.

Standard orders are shipped via USPS or DHL with tracking numbers so you will know when your orders will arrive. Some large or heavier orders of multiple items will be shipped via Fed-Ex and tracking numbers will be provided. During our busy time we utilize the assistance of a printing partner to help us keep up with demand & enable us to fulfill all orders on schedule. Orders of multiple items may be shipped in separately in multiple packages during busy time Tracking info will be provided for all packages in your order. If you have any special shipping needs please do send us a convo so we can assist you.

International buyers:
International orders ship via USPS or DHL

International shipping times:
USPS 1st Class Mail International Package service and DHL makes no guarantees as to shipping arrival times. So far, my experience has been 3-4 weeks, but It can take up to 6 weeks (and sometimes beyond) to some countries. If you are in need of guaranteed or expedited shipping, please contact me prior to purchase for a quote.

Customs:
Any duty/tax/VAT fees imposed by your country, required upon arrival, are the responsibility of the customer. Please be aware it is unlawful for me to falsify dollar amounts or mark your purchase as a "gift" in order to avoid duty charges, please refrain from asking me to do so. Delays in customs are beyond the control of the USPS and WitticismsRUs.
Privacy
This Privacy Policy describes how and when I collect, use, and share information when you purchase an item from me, contact me, or otherwise use my services through Etsy.com or its related sites and services.

This Privacy Policy does not apply to the practices of third parties that I do not own or control, including Etsy or any third party services you access through Etsy. You can reference the Etsy Privacy Policy to learn more about its privacy practices.

Information I Collect

To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order, for example), if you contact me directly.

Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It

I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
-as needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfil your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support;
-when you have provided your affirmative consent, which you may revoke at any time, such as by signing up for my mailing list;
-if necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law; and
-as necessary for the purpose of my legitimate interests, if those legitimate interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as 1) providing and improving my services. I use your information to provide the services you requested and in my legitimate interest to improve my services; and 2) Compliance with the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use. I use your information as necessary to comply with my obligations under the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use.

Information Sharing and Disclosure

Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:

-Etsy. I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.
-Service providers. I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as the US Postal Service (USPS). I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
-Compliance with laws. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests; (b) enforce my agreements, terms and policies; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers, or others.

Data Retention

I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, IRS regulations etc. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 7 years per the IRS.

Your Rights

If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:

-Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.
-Change, restrict, delete. You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons) I will generally delete your personal information upon request.
-Object. You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your express consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
-Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.

How to Contact Me

For purposes of EU data protection law,. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact us at WitticismsRus.etsy@ gmail.com. Alternately, you may mail me at:
Witticisms R Us- Po Box 3044, ROCKLIN, CA 95677
United States