WitticismsRus

Witty, sarcastic & slightly offensive sh!t for you.

Roseville, California
6,506 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars

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Announcement    COVID-19 INFO & ANNOUNCEMENT-
WitticismsRus works with a production partner to print and ship our orders.
We are in regular communication with our print partners for the latest updates of what’s going on and how the current COVID-19 crisis is impacting production.
Our fulfillment partner is still operating and we/they are continuing to accept orders. Our order processing and fulfillment times are currently longer than usual (1-2 weeks for apparel) and may continue to increase until Covid-19 is controlled but your order will reach you.
Please also keep in mind that the USPS and other carriers are all currently experiencing unprecedented package increases during the holiday season and limited employee availability due to the impacts of COVID-19. This is impacting many packages and leading to longer than usual delivery times for many carriers. Please understand that due to these issues we can not guarantee your order will arrive by any specific date or holiday.

Your support means a lot to us, especially during this time.
Stay safe and take care of yourselves!
Please feel free to send a message if you have any questions.

Thanks,
Ann & Dominique

7-22-20 UPDATE- We are unable to ship to the following countries because they are not currently accepting incoming mail due to COVID-19 pandemic: American Samoa, Angola, Argentina, Azerbaijan, Bermuda, Bolivia, Botswana, Brunei, Cameroon, Cayman Islands, Chad, Chile, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Cuba, Curacao, Dem. Rep. Of Congo, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Fiji, French Guiana, French Polynesia, Gambia, Guatemala, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Iraq, Ivory Coast, Jamaica, Kiribati, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Liberia, Libya, Madagascar, Malawi, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mongolia, Myanmar, Nepal, New Caledonia, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Rep. Of Congo, Rwanda, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Solomon Islands, South Africa, Sudan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Timor-Leste, Tonga, Turkmenistan, Turks and Caicos Islands, Uganda, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Yemen, Zimbabwe.

Announcement

Last updated on Dec 23, 2020

COVID-19 INFO & ANNOUNCEMENT-
WitticismsRus works with a production partner to print and ship our orders.
We are in regular communication with our print partners for the latest updates of what’s going on and how the current COVID-19 crisis is impacting production.
Our fulfillment partner is still operating and we/they are continuing to accept orders. Our order processing and fulfillment times are currently longer than usual (1-2 weeks for apparel) and may continue to increase until Covid-19 is controlled but your order will reach you.
Please also keep in mind that the USPS and other carriers are all currently experiencing unprecedented package increases during the holiday season and limited employee availability due to the impacts of COVID-19. This is impacting many packages and leading to longer than usual delivery times for many carriers. Please understand that due to these issues we can not guarantee your order will arrive by any specific date or holiday.

Your support means a lot to us, especially during this time.
Stay safe and take care of yourselves!
Please feel free to send a message if you have any questions.

Thanks,
Ann & Dominique

7-22-20 UPDATE- We are unable to ship to the following countries because they are not currently accepting incoming mail due to COVID-19 pandemic: American Samoa, Angola, Argentina, Azerbaijan, Bermuda, Bolivia, Botswana, Brunei, Cameroon, Cayman Islands, Chad, Chile, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Cuba, Curacao, Dem. Rep. Of Congo, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Fiji, French Guiana, French Polynesia, Gambia, Guatemala, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Iraq, Ivory Coast, Jamaica, Kiribati, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Liberia, Libya, Madagascar, Malawi, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mongolia, Myanmar, Nepal, New Caledonia, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Rep. Of Congo, Rwanda, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Solomon Islands, South Africa, Sudan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Timor-Leste, Tonga, Turkmenistan, Turks and Caicos Islands, Uganda, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Yemen, Zimbabwe.

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About WitticismsRus

Sales 6,506
On Etsy since 2015

The collaborative effort of the Dynamic Duo of Snarky Sarcastic Awesomeness.

I suppose this is the place where we are supposed to write a sweet & inspirational fluff piece about us and our shop, our dreams & aspirations and our inspirations. Since neither of us are into that sort of thing this will probably not look anything like that.

The real story is that this shop is a collaborative effort of my amazing 22 year old daughter and myself also known as the Dynamic Duo of Snarky Sarcastic Awesomeness. She is the Princess of Puns and I am a snarky sassy supermom. Thankfully we are both highly creative individuals with very similar somewhat warped sense of humor. We both appreciate sarcasm, love to laugh and truly believe it is good for the soul. We know that our brand of humor may not be for everyone and we are totally ok with that. Self expression, creativity & being true to oneself are far more important to us than the entire worlds approval. :)

With that said, we are both working hard to bring new and funny items to our shop in hopes that those who appreciate our brand of humor will smile and laugh. Happy shopping and keep smiling!

Shop members

  • SuperMom (Ann)

    Owner, Designer, Maker

    The Queen Of Sarcasm

  • Dominique

    Designer, Best Daughter Ever

    Princess Of Puns

Production partners

  • Jewelry production partner

    Houston, TX

    Jewelry production partner

  • Printing Partner

    United States

    Direct to garment & sublimation printer. Prints and ships from locations in US, Latvia, Australia, Spain & Mexico

  • Printing Partner

    United States

    Printing partner

Shop policies

Last updated on December 23, 2020
Hello and welcome to our shop! My daughter and I are delighted to share our silly, sarcastic, offensive and somewhat warped sense of humor with you.

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 24 hours of purchase
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Questions about your order?
Please if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
Sale items are non-refundable.

Non-sale items may be refunded and returned within 14 days of purchase.

Returned items must be unused and in original condition. Buyer is responsible for cost of shipping for returned items. Refund will be issued (minus shipping) once we receive your returned order in unused and original condition.

If you wish to return an item please message me ASAP so that we can work out the details.
Payment
We accept Etsy Payments for payment.
If you wish to cancel for whatever reason please do so as soon as possible, before it has shipped. Once your item has shipped it cannot be canceled. Shipping for returned items is the responsibility of buyer.
Shipping
Order processing times vary depending on time of year and any major holidays. Current processing times are updated in each listing.

Standard orders are shipped via USPS, DHL, FedEx and UPS with tracking numbers so you will know when your orders will arrive. During our busy time we utilize the assistance of a printing partner to help us keep up with demand & enable us to fulfill all orders on schedule. Orders of multiple items may be shipped separately in multiple packages during busy time Tracking info will be provided for all packages in your order. Delays with shipping carrier (USPS,DHL,UPS,FexEx) are beyond the control of WitticismsRUs.

International buyers-

International shipping times:
USPS 1st Class Mail International Package service, Latvia Post and DHL makes no guarantees as to shipping arrival times.

Customs:
Any duty/tax/VAT fees imposed by your country, required upon arrival, are the responsibility of the customer. Please be aware it is unlawful for me to falsify dollar amounts or mark your purchase as a "gift" in order to avoid duty charges, please refrain from asking me to do so. Delays in customs are beyond the control of WitticismsRUs.
Additional policies and FAQs
COVID-19 INFO & ANNOUNCEMENT-
WitticismsRus works with a production partner to print and ship our orders.
We are in regular communication with our print partners for the latest updates of what’s going on and how the current COVID-19 crisis is impacting production.
Our fulfillment partner is still operating and we/they are continuing to accept orders. Fulfillment and shipping may take longer (currently 1-2 weeks for apparel) and may continue to increase until things get back to normal but your order will reach you.
Your support means a lot to us, especially during this time.
Stay safe and take care of yourselves!
Please feel free to send a message if you have any questions.

Thanks,
Ann & Dominique

12/05/20 UPDATE- USPS and other carriers are all currently experiencing unprecedented package increases during the holiday season and limited employee availability due to the impacts of COVID-19. This is impacting many packages and leading to longer than usual delivery times for many carriers. Please understand that due to these issues we can not guarantee your order will arrive by any specific date or holiday.

4/14/20 UPDATE- We are unable to ship to the following countries because they are not currently accepting incoming mail due to COVID-19 pandemic:American Samoa, Angola, Argentina, Azerbaijan, Bermuda, Bolivia, Botswana, Brunei, Cameroon, Cayman Islands, Chad, Chile, Colombia, Cook Islands, Costa Rica, Cuba, Curacao, Dem. Rep. Of Congo, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Fiji, French Guiana, French Polynesia, Gambia, Guatemala, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Iraq, Ivory Coast, Jamaica, Kiribati, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Liberia, Libya, Madagascar, Malawi, Mauritania, Mauritius, Mongolia, Myanmar, Nepal, New Caledonia, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Rep. Of Congo, Rwanda, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Solomon Islands, South Africa, Sudan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Timor-Leste, Tonga, Turkmenistan, Turks and Caicos Islands, Uganda, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Yemen, Zimbabwe.
Privacy
This Privacy Policy describes how and when I collect, use, and share information when you purchase an item from me, contact me, or otherwise use my services through Etsy.com or its related sites and services.

This Privacy Policy does not apply to the practices of third parties that I do not own or control, including Etsy or any third party services you access through Etsy. You can reference the Etsy Privacy Policy to learn more about its privacy practices.

Information I Collect

To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, email address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information (for a custom order, for example), if you contact me directly.

Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It

I rely on a number of legal bases to collect, use, and share your information, including:
-as needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfil your order, to settle disputes, or to provide customer support;
-when you have provided your affirmative consent, which you may revoke at any time, such as by signing up for my mailing list;
-if necessary to comply with a legal obligation or court order or in connection with a legal claim, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law; and
-as necessary for the purpose of my legitimate interests, if those legitimate interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as 1) providing and improving my services. I use your information to provide the services you requested and in my legitimate interest to improve my services; and 2) Compliance with the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use. I use your information as necessary to comply with my obligations under the Etsy Seller Policy and Terms of Use.

Information Sharing and Disclosure

Information about my customers is important to my business. I share your personal information for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:

-Etsy. I share information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use.
-Service providers. I engage certain trusted third parties to perform functions and provide services to my shop, such as the US Postal Service (USPS). I will share your personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services.
-Compliance with laws. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that it is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests; (b) enforce my agreements, terms and policies; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers, or others.

Data Retention

I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, IRS regulations etc. I generally keep your data for the following time period: 7 years per the IRS.

Your Rights

If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. I describe these rights below:

-Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.
-Change, restrict, delete. You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (like where I am required to store data for legal reasons) I will generally delete your personal information upon request.
-Object. You can object to (i) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (ii) receiving marketing messages from me after providing your express consent to receive them. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue using that information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
-Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.

How to Contact Me

For purposes of EU data protection law,. If you have any questions or concerns, you may contact us at WitticismsRus.etsy@ gmail.com. Alternately, you may mail me at:
Witticisms R Us- Po Box 3044, ROCKLIN, CA 95677
United States