AbsoUnpro

AbsolutelyUnprofessional

Announcement    Welcome to Abso Unpro. Check out R. J Dyson's latest 'Lexicon of Awesome: A Melancholic Dad's Spiritual Journey Into a World of Better Words'!

Or go ahead and order it online at Barnes & Noble or Books-A-Million!

Oh, if you're an author seeking help with your forthcoming book's cover design and internal layout, reach out and let's see if Abso Unpro would be a good partnership for you and your creative project.

Announcement

Last updated on Oct 27, 2020

Welcome to Abso Unpro. Check out R. J Dyson's latest 'Lexicon of Awesome: A Melancholic Dad's Spiritual Journey Into a World of Better Words'!

Or go ahead and order it online at Barnes & Noble or Books-A-Million!

Oh, if you're an author seeking help with your forthcoming book's cover design and internal layout, reach out and let's see if Abso Unpro would be a good partnership for you and your creative project.

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About AbsoUnpro

Sales 108
On Etsy since 2015

It Began Across the Table

It's that simple. AbsoUnpro began across the table.

From meeting with my kids for one-on-one connects over coffee and donuts with Bibles and journals, to reading draft chapters of my latest book to my amazing wife, Brooke, Absolutely Unprofessional is the overflow of time with my family.

The name offers up a taste of my desire to create without the trappings corporate perfection and yet still lean into an absolutely honest and engaged divine framework for creating the journals, art and books I desire to create. For the better part of a decade I've been blessed with the opportunity to create, share and sell Absolutely Unprofessional creations and I have no intention of stopping anytime soon.

If you're a fan of free market creation, free market faith and free market connections, well, pick up an AbsoUnpro journal, make your favorite cup of free market coffee and have seat on your free market porch across from family or friend while enjoying that God-breathed sun dawning for another Absolutely Unprofessional day.

peace
Rich D.

Shop members

  • R. J Dyson

    Owner, Creator

    Hey - As a Life Coach to creatives at CreativistaCoaching.com, an author, as well as a book cover and internal layout designer it's fair to say that I love creative adventures and pursuits. Grab a journal or reach out for a coaching / design connect.

  • Brooke Dyson

    Owner, Curator

Production partners

  • Ingram Spark

    La Vergne, TN

    They build books. We ask them too!

  • The Printer

    Raleigh, NC

    The Printer is a rather large organization on mission to assist independent authors and designers. In particular they finalize the production of our perfect-bound journals and books.

  • Card Printing Shop

    Citrus Heights, CA

    A simple production process that helps bring to life our ideas in a clean and quick manner.

Shop policies

Last updated on December 1, 2015
If you have ANY questions or comments just get in touch with us.

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Returns and exchanges
Cancellation: If you wish to cancel your order, message us within 24 hours and we'll refund your purchase. If the item(s) has already shipped it will be processed as a 'Return' (see Shipping Policy).

Returns: If you desire to return the items then see above note on returns.

Damages: Should you receive damaged item(s) in the mail please email us immediately with description of the damaged item(s) as well as the quantity of replacements needed and we will ship replacements ASAP at no cost to you. If you send us a picture there will be no need to return the damaged items, saving you the cost of return shipping.

Not Our Fault: If you like to drink coffee and puff on cigars while engaging in the use of our resources and you happen to spill or drop hot ash upon the pages, we will not be held responsible for the ruin. That said, feel free to send us a picture of the damage and we will mourn the ruin with a cigar and coffee of our own.
Payment
We accept what Etsy has approved regarding Credit Card and Paypal methods of payment.
Shipping
For Manufactured in-stock items expect a 3-5 business day processing and ship time.

Handmade goods are prepared upon order and take longer, up to 1-2 weeks. Thanks for understanding. Art may take even longer, in which case you'll be notified.

Returns: If you desire to return the items after you've received them you must message us within the week of delivery for a full refund minus shipping and handling costs.

Damages: Should you receive damaged item(s) from the delivery process please email us immediately with a description of the damaged item(s) as well as the quantity of replacements needed and we will ship replacements ASAP at no cost to you. If you send us a picture there will be no need to return the damaged items, saving you the cost of return shipping.

We trust the USPS to work for your good though without guaranteeing exact arrival times. Expect an average of 7-10 days for arrival per the USPS. Shipping & Handling costs may vary as USPS rates continue to change.
Additional policies and FAQs
Backorders: If you wish to purchase more than we have in stock message us and we'll be happy to meet your needs. Expect a possible 2-week delay (in excess of our 3-5 business days for processing all orders) for printing and processing your order. We will ship 1 complete order once all items are in unless otherwise noted by you.