AbsoUnpro

AbsolutelyUnprofessional

Wadsworth, Ohio On Etsy since 2015

AbsoUnpro

AbsolutelyUnprofessional

Wadsworth, Ohio | 81 Sales

Announcement    Check out some of our Notebooks & D-Ship Journals on Sale this Fall!

Have an idea for a custom watercolor painting infused with our coffee cup, donut head and flower characters? Maybe a family picture, favorite passage, encouraging quote... send us a message and we'll see if we can bring it to life!

Or just go ahead and pick up some of our bright-eyed bathroom and kitchen watercolor art for yourself or as a amazing, unique and one-of-a-kind gift for someone you love (or only sort-of like)!

Announcement

Last updated on Oct 1, 2019

Check out some of our Notebooks & D-Ship Journals on Sale this Fall!

Have an idea for a custom watercolor painting infused with our coffee cup, donut head and flower characters? Maybe a family picture, favorite passage, encouraging quote... send us a message and we'll see if we can bring it to life!

Or just go ahead and pick up some of our bright-eyed bathroom and kitchen watercolor art for yourself or as a amazing, unique and one-of-a-kind gift for someone you love (or only sort-of like)!

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About AbsoUnpro

Sales 81
On Etsy since 2015

The overflow of what we were already doing.

AbsoUnpro began across the table.

I had come to be without work for a season and in the spaces I had more time to spend with my family. I found myself sitting across from my wife reflecting on the movement of God in different seasons of life and discovering the need for more familial-missional clarity.

At the same time I was regularly taking my son out for a pastry and coffee (he got a raspberry iced tea) and discussing the story of God throughout history in the Bible.

We would find ourselves altogether in the evenings with music playing, dancing, reading and telling stories and praying together. All across from one another and all engaged in a rhythm of life that centered around seeking God and clarifying purpose.

The House Journal began Mead notebooks as sketches to tell Jesus' story to my son. It then moved and took shape with my wife as 5 Values that help clarify who we are and want to be as a family.

Soon it moved into a study with group of friends and family about Value and clarity and purpose. By this time it had become a bound journal, painted and inked and typed and printed and multiplied.

In the meantime ideas for kids books and activities took form and Absolutely Unprofessional took it's name and shape.

Today we still create based on the overflow of experience and intention.
We desire to Infuse / Create / Share.
Infuse the beauty and creativity and truth of Jesus into our own co-creations.
Create what inspires us, what moves us and what unites us as a family on mission.
Share these with the body of believers and with the world.

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Shop members

  • R. J Dyson

    Owner, Creator

    Hey - As a Life Coach to creatives at CreativistaCoaching.com it's fair to say that I love creative adventures and pursuits. These creations are always the overflow of things I value: family, faith, and the incredible fun fostered through creating.

  • Brooke Dyson

    Owner, Curator

Production partners

  • Ingram Spark

    La Vergne, TN

    They build books. We ask them too!

  • The Printer

    Raleigh, NC

    The Printer is a rather large organization on mission to assist independent authors and designers. In particular they finalize the production of our perfect-bound journals and books.

  • Card Printing Shop

    Citrus Heights, CA

    A simple production process that helps bring to life our ideas in a clean and quick manner.

Shop policies

Last updated on December 1, 2015
If you have ANY questions or comments just get in touch with us.

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Returns and exchanges
Cancellation: If you wish to cancel your order, message us within 24 hours and we'll refund your purchase. If the item(s) has already shipped it will be processed as a 'Return' (see Shipping Policy).

Returns: If you desire to return the items then see above note on returns.

Damages: Should you receive damaged item(s) in the mail please email us immediately with description of the damaged item(s) as well as the quantity of replacements needed and we will ship replacements ASAP at no cost to you. If you send us a picture there will be no need to return the damaged items, saving you the cost of return shipping.

Not Our Fault: If you like to drink coffee and puff on cigars while engaging in the use of our resources and you happen to spill or drop hot ash upon the pages, we will not be held responsible for the ruin. That said, feel free to send us a picture of the damage and we will mourn the ruin with a cigar and coffee of our own.
Payment
We accept what Etsy has approved regarding Credit Card and Paypal methods of payment.
Shipping
For Manufactured in-stock items expect a 3-5 business day processing and ship time.

Handmade goods are prepared upon order and take longer, up to 1-2 weeks. Thanks for understanding. Art may take even longer, in which case you'll be notified.

Returns: If you desire to return the items after you've received them you must message us within the week of delivery for a full refund minus shipping and handling costs.

Damages: Should you receive damaged item(s) from the delivery process please email us immediately with a description of the damaged item(s) as well as the quantity of replacements needed and we will ship replacements ASAP at no cost to you. If you send us a picture there will be no need to return the damaged items, saving you the cost of return shipping.

We trust the USPS to work for your good though without guaranteeing exact arrival times. Expect an average of 7-10 days for arrival per the USPS. Shipping & Handling costs may vary as USPS rates continue to change.
Additional policies and FAQs
Backorders: If you wish to purchase more than we have in stock message us and we'll be happy to meet your needs. Expect a possible 2-week delay (in excess of our 3-5 business days for processing all orders) for printing and processing your order. We will ship 1 complete order once all items are in unless otherwise noted by you.