alicedoesmalice

Alice Does Malice

Atlanta, Georgia · 3 Sales

alicedoesmalice

Alice Does Malice

Atlanta, Georgia 3 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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About

Never invite a doll to your tea party...

I am an artist, a single mother of two, a scientist, a cook, a twin, a redhead, and a beautiful person filled up with anger: a woman who's been used, abused, wronged, lied to, cheated on, and tossed aside like cheap trash... and been transformed into some kind of Patron Saint of the Truly Screwed who has lived on cigarettes and Midol way too long. My art is raw, mean, rude, visceral and gets right down to the meat of the pain of relationships gone bad.

My art pieces are primarily small mixed media OOAK collages created with images clipped right out of old books, magazines, and other vintage media. There is no digital manipulation, just the insane genius of working a puzzle out of hundreds of cut pieces. When I can find a whole phrase from a book (that isn't just made up of miscellaneous cut words), I revel in delight, but I think it's pretty genius to come up with an arrangement of words too. All the cutting, pasting, gluing, and painting is very cathartic for me, especially all the blood splatter and zombie pieces.

Unfortunately, I mainly only work when I'm angry. Which is a lot of the time. Fortunately, my Secret Super Power is... ANGER. It's a gift.

I am also:
allergic to red tattoo inks, spirit animal is the groundhog, curb surfer, certified infant interpreter, southern food critic, dandelion nibbler, anti-debutante, a terrible maid, purse contents examiner, postcard junkie, eyelash thief, have 7 secret tattoos, single mom of two, beer drinker, part-time puddle stomper, redhead with a temper, juvenile fiction reading nut, rabbit nurturer, pimento cheese addict, consumer of historical fiction, paintbrush destroyer, avian peeping tom, naturalist extroidenaire, swears like a pirate, book hoarder, salt & pepper shaker collector, glitter fiend, international pillow hog of the year: 2007, 2009, 2011, 2014.

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  • Alice D. Malice

    Owner, Paint Slinger

    I am Alice D. Malice, a super secret, super angry feminist artist whose true identity can never be known because of the heinous, cruel, raunchy, and lewd nature of my work.

  • Mara B. Malice

    Sister Of Technology

    And I am the sister, shipper, web wrangler, scanner, color correcter, suggester of suggestions, motivator, and catalyst of all things angry.

Shop policies

Last updated on February 11, 2014
Welcome to my little corner of Paradise, otherwise known as Hell! I hope you find it to your liking, these miniature works of feminist art, they're really mean and cruel, but so, so true. I hope one of my pieces connects with your own war torn heart.

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Payment
I only accept PayPal at this time. You do not have to have an account with PayPal to just use your credit card to pay for your purchase.
Shipping
I ship as soon as I can, and each original art piece is enclosed in a plastic sleeve, sandwiched between cardboard, and mailed in a small rigid mailer. Each piece will be insured and have delivery confirmation.
Refunds and Exchanges
If, for some reason, you feel you have to return the art, you must contact me immediately: within 1 to 3 days, and I must receive the art back to me within 1 week, in original condition. I can issue a refund once I receive the art, and it must be in the original condition. The art may NOT be damaged. Return shipping is to be paid by the buyer, and only the purchase price will be refunded upon receipt. The original shipping cost is non-refundable. If the art was damaged by the Post Office, you must provide photos of the packaging and the damaged art, and we'll have to work it out with them: you can have a refund after they refund me for damages, but let me tell you, in all my years, they have never given me a refund on the rare few times packages were damaged.