AllisonMakesThings
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Announcement
These aren't your Grandma's crafts.
Everything is subversive, sassy, and irreverent.
These quotes aren't for the faint of heart and are typically inappropriate and hilarious.
I do custom orders! Just message me and we can chat about what you want.
Check out my TikTok
@AllisonMakesThings
Check out my Instagram!! @4AllisonMakesThings
Check out my Facebook page!!
www.facebook.com/StitchItUpEtsy
I post photos of everything that I've made, custom, sold, and ideas.
I also post coupons and sales so check it often!!!
Announcement
These aren't your Grandma's crafts.
Everything is subversive, sassy, and irreverent.
These quotes aren't for the faint of heart and are typically inappropriate and hilarious.
I do custom orders! Just message me and we can chat about what you want.
Check out my TikTok
@AllisonMakesThings
Check out my Instagram!! @4AllisonMakesThings
Check out my Facebook page!!
www.facebook.com/StitchItUpEtsy
I post photos of everything that I've made, custom, sold, and ideas.
I also post coupons and sales so check it often!!!
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Reviews
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Joy on Sep 28, 2020
5 out of 5 starsReally cute kit that includes everything needed for a nice, therapist approved, fun project. Super fast delivery too!
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A on Aug 10, 2020
5 out of 5 starsOmg ! It’s amazing 😉
So detailed and carefully made.
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Christine on Jun 16, 2020
5 out of 5 starsGreat kit, has everything you need! Love how customizable the kit is, and the shipping was pretty quick. Perfect project to get back into cross stitch.
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Rebecca on Jun 5, 2020
5 out of 5 starsLove love love this! Would definitely order again!
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Amber on May 3, 2020
5 out of 5 starsI ordered this for a ninties themed gift exchange and it was gorgeous. Since i was sending straight to my giftee i was nervous but she made it pretty and left the exact note i wanted. She is an awesome seller and the she has a great sense of color man. Love the gold frame. My giftee loved it!
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Jennifer on May 3, 2020
5 out of 5 starsI'm glad I found someone as inappropriate as me on etsy. xoxo
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mpdincecco on Jan 8, 2020
5 out of 5 starsAllison made this fantastic custom sign for my son for Christmas and we all love it! Her work is beautifully done, she added her own creative spin to the flames I asked her to include, and she got it to me in plenary of time for the holiday!
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emmasmom0305 on Dec 7, 2019
5 out of 5 starsFun, easy pattern, great customer service. I bought it as a welcome home present, I ran out of time to finish the bottom portion but they still loved it.
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Sarah on Apr 22, 2020
1 out of 5 starsI am so disappointed in this cross stitch. It didn't come with a ring. However, the cloth was so small that it wouldn't even have fit in a ring. You have to start it in exactly the right spot or you will run out of room. And, the worst part, there's not enough thread. Now I have to finish it with a different color or not finish it at all. I'm so sad as I was really looking forward to this one. It's absolutely not worth the $16 that I paid for it as I have done MANY cross stitches that I've bought from Etsy for the same price that have been so much better and come with everything that I need.
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About AllisonMakesThings
Not your Grandma's crafts...
By day I am an Interior Architect and by night I hone my inner grandma and craft anything subversive, sassy, and irreverent. No one likes the boring ladies!!
It all started when I needed to come up with a gift for a friends wedding that was required to be handmade. After that, all wedding gifts I gave were handmade and even a few birthday and Christmas presents were stitched up.
Slowly I realized that my sweet stitches were a big hit and that sharing it with more than my circle of friends was a must. So I sat in my living room after work for days on end for the entire winter of 2013/2014 and stitched until my fingers were sore.
In 2019 I introduced dishes to my lineup of grandma crafts. I wander the aisles of second-hand shops searching for that perfect dish that I can add a snarky quote to and make it something you’d laugh at.
In 2020 I added sassy totes and tea towels to my ever growing arsenal of sassy crafts. There’s something magical about handing the grocery cashier my witty bags and watching her face as she reads it. Ha!
In 2021 I added aprons and soon I’ll be adding snarky signs. Soon, you’ll have sassy crafts in every corner of your home!
Obviously I don't come up with all of the sayings myself, but I am rather clever in creating one-of-a-kind patterns and executing them well.
My favorite thing? Making people do a double take when they realize that the sweet stitch or old china that looks like granny made it actually is rather inappropriate. :)
While making your sassy crafts, you can find me on my sofa binge watching Netflix, probably in leggings and Remington, my mascot, purring nearby.
Shop members
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Allison
Owner, Designer
I am that person that you introduce to your friends by saying: "Here is my inappropriate friend Allison...".
Shop policies
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Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
I don't accept cancellations
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
- Custom or personalized orders
- Digital downloads
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders
Don't like the colors you see a stitch in? Want a different font? Want a different border? Want a completely custom piece? I can do it all! Trust me...I've fulfilled some rather unusual requests.
Sizing details
All sizes are stated clearly on each posting. Want yours in a different size? Click the Request a Custom Order button and I can make it happen!
Gift wrapping and packaging
Of course you want to give these snarky stitches as gifts and I can surely accommodate that! If you want a special message included with the purchase just let me know!