Making comical candles for your nostrils to enjoy.

West Union, Ohio

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Angel, Marissa and Ally Osman

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Angel, Marissa and Ally Osman


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About AngryHare

Sales 333
On Etsy since 2016

Who wants to buy Lemon Tarte when you can buy Lemon Fart?

Anyone can build a house, but not everyone does and there's a good reason for that. We don't build houses, but we do make candles. This metaphor sounded better in my head..
Long story short: If you're going to do something, do it right.
Angry Hare candles are comically named, handmade, and poured in small batches.
Every finished scent is unique and individually crafted by the two owners to create a vibrant smelling experience. Each color is uniquely blended to create a visual representation on what it is, exactly, that you are smelling.

How does our creative process work?
We take popular books, movies, celebrities, objects, and activities and put our own comical twist on them to make each concept name. After naming, we trial and error scent combinations (typically in threes) to find a unique and delicious combination that fits the name concept perfectly. After that, the actual candle making ensues!

Shop members

  • Angel Osman

    Owner, Curator, Customer Service

    Angel is the mother of Marissa and Ally Osman. She is the self-titled CEO, COO, and CFO of Angry Hare Co. (Her daughters are rolling their eyes as you read this.) Angel spends her free time watching reality tv and calling her text messages emails.

  • Marissa Osman

    Owner, Photographer, Designer, Social Media Manager

    Marissa Osman is the main product developer for Angry Hare. Involved in many bookish, movie, and tv fandoms she knows her clientele well. Marissa spends her free time reading and calling Scorpius Malfoy her boyfriend.

  • Ally Osman

    Curator, Shipper, Assistant

    Ally Osman is the moral support; the Simon Cowel of Angry Hare, so to speak. She is also a valuable scent tester. In her free time Ally can be found yelling from the other room to shut up because she's trying to watch a YouTube video.

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Last updated on Mar 4, 2017
Frequently asked questions
Gift wrapping and packaging

Each Angry Hare candle will be shipped in the cheapest available size box. Boxes are sturdy white cardboard unless an order is larger than four 8oz candles; then orders will be shipped in a sturdy box of appropriate size. Candles come packaged with packing peanuts if necessary.

Care instructions

Please burn responsibly! We recommend trimming the wick of your candle after every 4hrs of burn time. Do not burn your candle in irresponsible places, near children or animals, or unsupervised. Angry Hare is not responsible for usage of the candle after it arrives to the buyer. Follow all instruction on the warning label!

Custom and personalized orders

ALL custom and personalized listings cannot be ordered until the buyer has contacted us! This is specified in each custom/personalized listing. Because of the level of customizable content, we feel this is the best way to achieve satisfaction.

Wholesale availability

We would love to be a part of your large orders! Wholesale is available for anything from your subscription boxes to your little league fundraisers! Wholesale can be custom, including custom scents, colors, and labels. Contact us for more details!

Shipping costs

Yes, shipping is that expensive. We're always looking to lower the cost of shipping for you but please understand that postage is expensive and that's something no one can avoid.