Professor Von No O's Fantasty Firearms & steel goods

Oakland, California

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Chris Wettersten

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Chris Wettersten


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Last updated on May 9, 2022
I am one man in a shop with a bunch of metal and an anvil. I work on these items on a daily basis and try to make all of them to the best of my abilities. I decide prices by difficulty of build and the type of materials I put into it. I'm sharing them with all of you because I will probably be found, mummified, underneath a collapsed pile of small metal sculptures if they don't start making their way out into the world.

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Returns and exchanges
If you are unhappy with your purchase I will refund your purchase less the shipping if return shipping date is within 3 days of delivery. Damaged items can be returned for repair free of charge if the buyer pays shipping.
Items will be re listed if payment is not received within 48 hours of purchase via paypal or 5 business days via cashiers check and money order. I'm not a dick. If something comes up I'll work with you. Just don't try to take advantage or I will be grumpy.
If a specific shipping method is requested I will try to work with you. Otherwise all purchases are shipped via USPS. If, for some reason such as bear attack, martian invasion, Burning Man or severe hangover, I am unable to ship your item immediately, I will contact the buyer to discuss the options which include, simply, a refund or waiting until my personal obstruction is overcome.
Additional policies and FAQs
I am willing to do custom orders on metalwork items maybe even prints if someone really wanted one. If you want something specific send me a PM and we can discuss it.