Artistic Attrocities

50 Sales


Artistic Attrocities

50 Sales On Etsy since 2010

5 out of 5 stars

Announcement   Welcome Foolish Mortals. We hope you enjoy your visit. Stay tuned for more work to come soon!

Last updated on Dec 3, 2015

Welcome Foolish Mortals. We hope you enjoy your visit. Stay tuned for more work to come soon!

Jeff and Lindsay

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Jeff and Lindsay

Siamese mix cat print.
Gobekli Tepe Print
Polar Bear Watercolor Painting- Print
Lioness & Cub Original Drawing Print
Giraffe Animal Totem
Santa Jaws Xmas ornament
I'm Walken. Yes, indeed. I'm Walken.
Zombie Mickey Sculpture
Haunted Mansion 13th Hour Clock Apple- Print
Haunted Mansion 13th Hour Clock Apple
As long as we Both Shall Live-Print
Hindsgavl Dagger Print
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We are the Dreamers of Dreams

"We initially decided that artists need to show and sell their art in order to be considered "professional artists". Or at least that's what our students think. We decided to open this etsy shop to supplement our income as starving artists in love and trying to start our lives together. We hope to someday have a pretty decent mortgage and live off an all spaghetti diet.

Teaching kids of all ages really inspires us to create. We spend most evenings in the studio drawing, painting, and sculpting."

Having a background in FX Animation, Jeff enjoys drawing & painting things in extreme detail. His delicate line work in his Animal totems is a perfect example.

Lindsay is a classically trained painter who loves to see beyond the surface of things. She drags Jeff to Disneyland on a constant basis to see what she can spot in the park that she hasn't before. Much of her work goes into elevating the mundane.

Now through Etsy, they can share their work with Kindred Spirits who can appreciation the beauty in our world.

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  • Jeff & Lindsay


    Jeff & Lindsay met in 2009. They have a beautifully twisted relationship full of love for all things art and all things horror. They are currently Art Teachers and art Makers and are known for their love for Halloween, Horror Films & Disneyland!

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Last updated on November 27, 2014

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