beardedmaladies
Portland, Oregon ·
Announcement
Making the ordinary extraordinary!
(and the extraordinary ordinary)
Announcement
Making the ordinary extraordinary!
(and the extraordinary ordinary)
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Milky Way Mungus, Celestial Creature, Art Print, 8 x 10, Space Art
$20.00
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ALIEN LOVES PREDATOR art print, wedding, anniversary, love, 8" x 10", sci-fi, Ripley
$10.00
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Cool Brain Art Print, 8"x8", sunglasses, rad, neon, 90s, 80s, shades
$10.00
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Cool Brain Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, sunglasses, rad, neon, 90s, 80s
$4.00
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Old Man with Butterflies Greeting Card, Martin M. Martins, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, muttonchops, vintage, portrait, cabinet card
$4.00
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Dolores's New Routine, Balancing Rat, Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", blank inside, trick, illustration, animal, watercolor
$4.00
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Birthday Jumble, Birthday Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, Letters, Watecolor
$4.00
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Euphoniumist in Full Regalia, Greeting card, insect, beetle, blank inside, 4.25"x5.5", vintage, cabinet card, portrait, 1800s
$4.00
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Great White Birthday Card, Shark, 4.25"x5.5", blank inside, ocean
$4.00
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Nautical Greetings, Mermaid Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank inside, Good, Great, underwater, ocean, sea
$4.00
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Star Wars Greeting Card, Tauntaun Greeting Card, Empire Strikes Back, Blank inside, 4.25" x 5.5"
$4.00
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Fancy Tarsier Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 4.25"x5.5", Animal Art, Old Timey, Vintage, Drawing
$4.00
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Bill Murray Art Print, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, 8" x 10", Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson, Yellow
$10.00
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Bill Murray Greeting Card, Ghostbusters Card, Peter Venkman, 4.25" x 5.5", Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, Sigourney Weaver, Slimer, Stay Puft
$4.00
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Meerkat Swim Team, 8"x10" print, Animal Art, Fancy, Old Timey, Vintage, Drawing
$10.00
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Old Timey Tarsier Portrait, 8"x10" Print, Animal Art, fancy, Vintage, Drawing
$20.00
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Bighorn Sheep Portrait, 8"x10" Print, Animal Art, Fancy, Old Timey, Vintage, Drawing
$10.00
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Bill Murray greeting card, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Yellow background, Blank inside 4.25" x 5.5", Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson
$4.00
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Bill Murray as Bunny Breckinridge, Ed Wood Watercolor Print, 8"x10", Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Black and White, Plan 9 From Outer Space
$10.00
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Fly Guy, insect portrait, 8"x10", "Man in Transition", bug, vintage cabinet card, old timey, anthropomorphic, painting, illustration
$10.00
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Boy with Companion, insect art print, 8"x10", vintage cabinet card, portrait, rhinoceros beetle, illustration,
$20.00
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Crane Fly, "Portrait of a Prospective Potentate", 8"x8", ink painting on wood, insect, fez, shriner, mason, vintage, cabinet card, art print
$10.00
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Art Print, "Woman and Child", 11"x14", grub, insect, vintage, cabinet card, portrait, sepia,
$20.00
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Samurai Cat Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 4.5" x 5.5", japanese, kimono, birthday, kitty, feline, Japan
$4.00
Reviews
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Derek Emery on Aug 14, 2018
5 out of 5 starsLove this one. Would 100% would have wanted this folder for school in the early 90s. Prompt shipping and a thoughtful note from the artist included.
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Derek Emery on Aug 14, 2018
5 out of 5 starsLove this one. Would 100% would have wanted this folder for school in the early 90s. Prompt shipping and a thoughtful note from the artist included.
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Anna01481 on Jul 25, 2018
5 out of 5 starsSuch amazing cards and great communication throughout organising the purchase! I’ve just sent them as save the dates and I can’t wait for people to receive them! 😊
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Updates
About
Because reality is disappointing!
Bearded Maladies is the business incarnation of the work I make for my private art practice. Inspired by the talking animal stories of my childhood, I use vintage cabinet card portraits as a reference point to visualize an alternate reality where animals are the dominant species of the earth. I also occasionally do art inspired by the pop culture icons of my youth. Feel free to send me a message if you're interested in my original pieces, commissioning a pet portrait, or if you have any questions at all.
Shop members
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Ilan Schraer
Owner, Creator
Ilan Schraer is a fine artist and illustrator based in Portland, Oregon. His art explores his fascination with family history, portraiture, animals, and the pop culture of his youth. He has a blonde and white guinea pig named Garth.
Shop policies
Accepted payment methods
- Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
Payment
Shipping
If you need your order rush shipped let me know and it can be worked out. When applicable tracking numbers will be included and can be checked at www.usps.com
International Purchases: Please be aware that shipping costs cover packaging and shipping only and do not include any import duty or tax that may be charged by customs in your country upon arrival.