beardedmaladies

Bearded Maladies

Portland, Oregon
572 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars

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beardedmaladies is taking a short break

Note from shop owner I'll be out of the shop for a short while, but I'll be back in a week! If you have any questions send me a message and I'll get back to you!

Note from shop owner

Last updated on May 6, 2021

I'll be out of the shop for a short while, but I'll be back in a week! If you have any questions send me a message and I'll get back to you!

Ilan Schraer

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Ilan Schraer

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About beardedmaladies

Sales 572
On Etsy since 2010

Because reality is disappointing!

Bearded Maladies is the business incarnation of the work I make for my private art practice. Inspired by the talking animal stories of my childhood, I use vintage cabinet card portraits as a reference point to visualize an alternate reality where animals are the dominant species of the earth. I also occasionally do art inspired by the pop culture icons of my youth. Feel free to send me a message if you're interested in my original pieces, commissioning a pet portrait, or if you have any questions at all.

Shop members

  • Ilan Schraer

    Owner, Creator

    Ilan Schraer is a fine artist and illustrator based in Portland, Oregon. His art explores his fascination with family history, portraiture, animals, and the pop culture of his youth. He has a blonde and white guinea pig named Garth.

Production partners

  • Paperjam Press

    Portland, OR

    Paperjam Press is a local printer that prints my designs.

Shop policies

Last updated on March 31, 2015
Bearded Maladies is the business incarnation of the work I make for my private art practice. Inspired by the talking animal stories of my childhood, I use vintage cabinet card portraits as a reference point to visualize an alternate reality where animals are the dominant species of the earth. I also occasionally do art inspired by the pop culture icons of my youth. Feel free to send me a message if you're interested in my original pieces, commissioning a pet portrait, or if you have any questions at all.

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
If the item reaches you and has a blemish that I missed, or has been damaged through the post please send me a picture and I will either refund your purchase or send you a replacement as soon as possible.
Payment
Paypal is my preferred method of payment, but I do accept credit and debit cards, as well as Etsy gift cards. You may cancel or add to your order as long as I haven't shipped it out yet, just send me a message to let me know. If cancelling a full refund will be given.
Shipping
Items are shipped with USPS First Class mail within 3 business days of payment (but usually same or next day). Prints are shipped in sturdy photo mailers and cards are shipped in reinforced envelopes, or bubble envelopes depending on the amount purchased.

If you need your order rush shipped let me know and it can be worked out. When applicable tracking numbers will be included and can be checked at www.usps.com

International Purchases: Please be aware that shipping costs cover packaging and shipping only and do not include any import duty or tax that may be charged by customs in your country upon arrival.