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Bearded Maladies

Portland, Oregon
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Announcement    Making the ordinary extraordinary!

(and the extraordinary ordinary)

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Last updated on Mar 22, 2016

Making the ordinary extraordinary!

(and the extraordinary ordinary)

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Asteroid Creature, Celestial Art, illustration, watercolor painting, 8 x 10 print, moon, lunar

Asteroid Creature, Celestial Art, illustration, watercolor painting, 8 x 10 print, moon, lunar

$21.20

Cosmic Bird, original watercolor painting, 5"x7", stars, galactic, galaxy space art

Cosmic Bird, original watercolor painting, 5"x7", stars, galactic, galaxy space art

$25.20

Milky Way Space Creature, Celestial Art Print, 8 x 10

Milky Way Space Creature, Celestial Art Print, 8 x 10

$21.20

Alien LOVES Predator Greeting Card, Blank inside, Wedding, Anniversary

Alien LOVES Predator Greeting Card, Blank inside, Wedding, Anniversary

$5.20

Alien LOVES Predator Art Print, 8" x 10"

Alien LOVES Predator Art Print, 8" x 10"

$21.20

Only 3 left

Cool Brain Art Print, 8"x8", sunglasses, rad, neon, 90s, 80s, shades, retro pattern, design, graduation

Cool Brain Art Print, 8"x8", sunglasses, rad, neon, 90s, 80s, shades, retro pattern, design, graduation

$15.20

Cool Brain Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, sunglasses, rad, neon, 90s, 80s, retro pattern, design, graduation

Cool Brain Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, sunglasses, rad, neon, 90s, 80s, retro pattern, design, graduation

$5.20

Only 3 left

Old Man with Butterflies Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, muttonchops, vintage, portrait, cabinet card

Old Man with Butterflies Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, muttonchops, vintage, portrait, cabinet card

$5.20

Cute Rat Greeting Card, blank inside

Cute Rat Greeting Card, blank inside

$5.20

Birthday Jumble, Birthday Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, Letters, Watecolor

Birthday Jumble, Birthday Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank Inside, Letters, Watecolor

$5.20

Euphoniumist card, Beetle card, Insect card, Greeting card, marching band, blank inside, 4.25"x5.5", vintage, brass band, 1800s

Euphoniumist card, Beetle card, Insect card, Greeting card, marching band, blank inside, 4.25"x5.5", vintage, brass band, 1800s

$5.20

Great White Birthday Card, Shark, 4.25"x5.5", blank inside, ocean, happy birthday, nautical, greetings, rad

Great White Birthday Card, Shark, 4.25"x5.5", blank inside, ocean, happy birthday, nautical, greetings, rad

$5.20

Nautical Greetings, Mermaid Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank inside, Good, Great, underwater, ocean, sea

Nautical Greetings, Mermaid Greeting Card, 4.25"x5.5", Blank inside, Good, Great, underwater, ocean, sea

$5.20

Star Wars Greeting Card, Tauntaun, Blank inside

Star Wars Greeting Card, Tauntaun, Blank inside

$5.20

Fancy Tarsier Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 4.25"x5.5", Animal Art, Old Timey, Vintage, Drawing

Fancy Tarsier Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 4.25"x5.5", Animal Art, Old Timey, Vintage, Drawing

$5.20

Bill Murray Art Print, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, 8" x 10", Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson, Yellow

Bill Murray Art Print, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, 8" x 10", Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson, Yellow

$21.20

Bill Murray Ghostbusters Greeting Card, Blank inside

Bill Murray Ghostbusters Greeting Card, Blank inside

$5.20

Old Timey Tarsier Portrait, 8"x10" Print, Animal Art, fancy, Vintage, cabinet card, whimsical, cute, nursery, kids

Old Timey Tarsier Portrait, 8"x10" Print, Animal Art, fancy, Vintage, cabinet card, whimsical, cute, nursery, kids

$21.20

Bill Murray greeting card, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Yellow background, Blank inside 4.25" x 5.5", Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson

Bill Murray greeting card, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Yellow background, Blank inside 4.25" x 5.5", Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson

$5.20

Fly Guy, insect portrait, 8"x10", "Man in Transition", bug, vintage cabinet card, old timey, anthropomorphic, painting, illustration

Fly Guy, insect portrait, 8"x10", "Man in Transition", bug, vintage cabinet card, old timey, anthropomorphic, painting, illustration

$21.20

Euphoniumist in Full Regalia, insect art print, beetle, cabinet card, vintage portrait, marching band, bass trumpet

Euphoniumist in Full Regalia, insect art print, beetle, cabinet card, vintage portrait, marching band, bass trumpet

$35.00 FREE shipping

Shriner Fly Guy Art Print, "Portrait of a Prospective Potentate", 8"x8", ink painting on wood

Shriner Fly Guy Art Print, "Portrait of a Prospective Potentate", 8"x8", ink painting on wood

$21.20

Art Print, "Woman and Child", 11"x14", grub, insect, vintage, cabinet card, portrait, sepia,

Art Print, "Woman and Child", 11"x14", grub, insect, vintage, cabinet card, portrait, sepia,

$35.00 FREE shipping

Cat Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 4.5" x 5.5", japanese, kimono, birthday, kitty, feline, Japan, portrait

Cat Greeting Card, Blank Inside, 4.5" x 5.5", japanese, kimono, birthday, kitty, feline, Japan, portrait

$5.20

Bill Murray Zissou Greeting Card, Blank inside

Bill Murray Zissou Greeting Card, Blank inside

$5.20

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Bill Murray Greeting card, Rushmore, Wes Anderson, Herman Blume, Blank inside 4.25" x 5.5"

Bill Murray Greeting card, Rushmore, Wes Anderson, Herman Blume, Blank inside 4.25" x 5.5"

$5.20

Art Print, "Portrait of a Young Woman", 8"x10", insect, cabinet card, vintage, turn of the century, walking stick

Art Print, "Portrait of a Young Woman", 8"x10", insect, cabinet card, vintage, turn of the century, walking stick

$20.20

Chrysalis Art Print, "Senior Portrait", Insect Painting, Butterfly, Vintage, Cabinet Card, 10"x9", decorative

Chrysalis Art Print, "Senior Portrait", Insect Painting, Butterfly, Vintage, Cabinet Card, 10"x9", decorative

$31.20

J. Titus Bloemkamp and Mr. Marvelous, insect art print, 8"x10", ink on wood panel, hornworm, caterpillar, mustache, vintage cabinet card,

J. Titus Bloemkamp and Mr. Marvelous, insect art print, 8"x10", ink on wood panel, hornworm, caterpillar, mustache, vintage cabinet card,

$21.20

Woman in Rain Beetle Hat and Millipede Boa, Insect Art Print, 8"x10", cabinet card portrait, vintage

Woman in Rain Beetle Hat and Millipede Boa, Insect Art Print, 8"x10", cabinet card portrait, vintage

$21.20

Bill Murray Ghostbusters Art Print, 8"x10"

Bill Murray Ghostbusters Art Print, 8"x10"

$21.20

Bill Murray Print Bundle, Choose 4 Murray Prints, 8"x10", Rushmore, Wes Anderson, Ghostbusters, Peter Venkman, Tim Burton, Zissou

Bill Murray Print Bundle, Choose 4 Murray Prints, 8"x10", Rushmore, Wes Anderson, Ghostbusters, Peter Venkman, Tim Burton, Zissou

$76.00 FREE shipping

Bill Murray Art Print, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, 8" x 10", Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson

Bill Murray Art Print, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, 8" x 10", Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson

$21.20

Bill Murray as Raleigh St. Clair, Royal Tenenbaums Watercolor Print 8"x10", Wes Anderson

Bill Murray as Raleigh St. Clair, Royal Tenenbaums Watercolor Print 8"x10", Wes Anderson

$21.20

Bill Murray as Herman Blume, Rushmore, Watercolor, art Print, 8"x10", Wes Anderson, illustration, twee

Bill Murray as Herman Blume, Rushmore, Watercolor, art Print, 8"x10", Wes Anderson, illustration, twee

$21.20

Darth Maul Old Man Greeting Card, Blank inside, 4.25"x5.5", Star Wars, Sith Lord, Vader, Phantom Menace, Birthday,

Darth Maul Old Man Greeting Card, Blank inside, 4.25"x5.5", Star Wars, Sith Lord, Vader, Phantom Menace, Birthday,

$5.20

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Ilan Schraer

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Ilan Schraer

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About beardedmaladies

Sales 632
On Etsy since 2010

Because reality is disappointing!

Bearded Maladies is the business incarnation of the work I make for my private art practice. Inspired by the talking animal stories of my childhood, I use vintage cabinet card portraits as a reference point to visualize an alternate reality where animals are the dominant species of the earth. I also occasionally do art inspired by the pop culture icons of my youth. Feel free to send me a message if you're interested in my original pieces, commissioning a pet portrait, or if you have any questions at all.

Shop members

  • Ilan Schraer

    Owner, Creator

    Ilan Schraer is a fine artist and illustrator based in Portland, Oregon. His art explores his fascination with family history, portraiture, animals, and the pop culture of his youth. He has a blonde and white guinea pig named Garth.

Production partners

  • Paperjam Press

    Portland, OR

    Paperjam Press is a local printer that prints my designs.

Shop policies

Last updated on May 9, 2022
Bearded Maladies is the business incarnation of the work I make for my private art practice. Inspired by the talking animal stories of my childhood, I use vintage cabinet card portraits as a reference point to visualize an alternate reality where animals are the dominant species of the earth. I also occasionally do art inspired by the pop culture icons of my youth. Feel free to send me a message if you're interested in my original pieces, commissioning a pet portrait, or if you have any questions at all.

Accepted payment methods

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
If the item reaches you and has a blemish that I missed, or has been damaged through the post please send me a picture and I will either refund your purchase or send you a replacement as soon as possible.
Payment
Paypal is my preferred method of payment, but I do accept credit and debit cards, as well as Etsy gift cards. You may cancel or add to your order as long as I haven't shipped it out yet, just send me a message to let me know. If cancelling a full refund will be given.
Shipping
Items are shipped with USPS First Class mail within 3 business days of payment (but usually same or next day). Prints are shipped in sturdy photo mailers and cards are shipped in reinforced envelopes, or bubble envelopes depending on the amount purchased.

If you need your order rush shipped let me know and it can be worked out. When applicable tracking numbers will be included and can be checked at www.usps.com

International Purchases: Please be aware that shipping costs cover packaging and shipping only and do not include any import duty or tax that may be charged by customs in your country upon arrival.
Seller details

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