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Beautiful Trash: Home of the Imaginary Lovechildren!

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Beautiful Trash: Home of the Imaginary Lovechildren!

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Anonymous on Aug 26, 2009

5 out of 5 stars

I like anything Nancy Drew.

Anonymous on Jul 18, 2009

5 out of 5 stars

I love the nerd girls. Thanks for something special.

Anonymous on Mar 7, 2007

5 out of 5 stars

I love my cheap date! He'll do the dishes tonight while I sip wine. Cheers! Thank you:)

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Last updated on March 11, 2011
My first love-- even before Wonderwoman!-- was my own imagination. In fact, until age four I don't think I grasped how imagination differed from reality, other than one was markedly cooler. Upon waking I would describe increasingly intricate and colorful dreams to my mother until finally, exasperated, she asked, "Are you having pipe dreams or something?" Not knowing that this was, in fact, a reference to opium smoking, I proceeded to dream of a complicated series of pipes that ran underneath an amusement park made entirely of lollipops. When I woke from that dream I asked if we could go back to the amusement park next weekend.

Even as I grew up and reality occupied more and more of my time I found time for imagination. As a teenager I filled notebooks with stories and poems, made elaborate mix tapes with carefully-crafted covers and copious liner notes, and dressed in striped leggings I bought from a store where drag queens shopped. I never really thought of myself as an artist, just someone who collected junk and rearranged it into something new.

But adulthood and gainful employment make it so hard to find quality time to spend with my lover! When our trysts are fruitful we make sweet sweet art. My goal is to have the largest family possible-- and you can join by adopting some of our imaginary lovechildren, our beautiful trash.

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All items are made mindfully and with a whole lot of love. Because of this, they may contain benevolent magical properties.