Funny Handmade Greeting Cards and Paper Goods

Washington, D.C. · 24614 Sales

Announcement   Find snarky, funny greeting cards perfect for anyone and any occasion!
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Wholesale orders are welcome -- just send me a message! Be sure to take a look at shop policies before placing your order.

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Last updated on Jul 9, 2018

Find snarky, funny greeting cards perfect for anyone and any occasion!
Keep up with special deals and updates on Facebook ( and Instagram (@BEpaperie).

Wholesale orders are welcome -- just send me a message! Be sure to take a look at shop policies before placing your order.

Thanks for visiting!

Elyse Wallnutt

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Elyse Wallnutt

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Snarky, Handmade Greeting Cards Crafted with Love

Everything that comes out of my little shop is personally created by me. From the initial design, to the cutting, scoring, folding, packaging and mailing, I take pride in knowing that every card that goes to you came directly from my hands.

Visit my store for greeting cards that will make your loved one laugh and find products made especially for you. Visit me at

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  • Elyse Wallnutt


    Certified nerd, craft maker, card designer/ brainstormer/ folder/ packager/ everything else-er, runner, big sister, newlywed, Washington DC resident. Wear lots of other hats depending on the day!

Shop policies

Last updated on August 13, 2018
Thanks for visiting BE paperie! Here you'll find handcrafted paper goods and funny greeting cards made in hopes of making you or your loved one laugh.

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Accepted payment methods

  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • American Express
  • Discover
  • Apple Pay
  • Klarna
  • Sofort
  • Ideal
  • Paypal
  • GiftcardAccepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Returns and exchange details
Please double check your shipping address when purchasing so I can make sure your card gets to you safely. Sadly, if the incorrect shipping address is provided by the buyer, a refund will NOT be granted, and I am not responsible for incorrect delivery.

All sales are final, but I want you to be happy, so please contact me if there are any issues with your card upon receipt. I do not accept custom orders at this time. Shipping cost cannot be refunded, and I am not responsible for lost or stolen packages. Please contact U.S.P.S. in the event of an issue. Cancellation requests must be received within 12 hours of purchase, or a refund will not be granted.

Holidays are a busy time of the year for me and for the post office. I'd love to be able to expedite your order, but I just don't have that much sway with USPS. I will do my best to update my shop announcement as to when a deadline for a holiday is nearing, but I am not responsible for cards that do not arrive in time for a specific date, nor will I be able to refund you. For U.S. customers, I encourage you to order no later than 9 business days before a holiday; for international customers, orders are most likely to arrive on-time if placed 21 business days or more in advance. Business days are Monday through Friday.
I accept credit cards, Etsy gift cards and Pay Pal transactions only. To sign up for a Pay Pal account, please visit
Greeting cards ship within 1-3 business days via U.S.P.S. First Class Mail (shipping time usually takes an additional 2-5 business days if you're in the U.S.). You will receive an e-mail as soon as your order has shipped. First class mail does not include a tracking number or a guaranteed date to arrive.

For U.S. greeting card orders, you can purchase upgraded shipping, and I will ship your card via Priority Mail; however, please note that production time will still take between 1-3 business days before your card goes in the mail.

International orders take between 7-21 days to ship in the mail. I am not responsible for any customs holds in your specific country that may slow down delivery time. Your country may charge you a customs tax on orders valued at over $20 USD; as the buyer, you will be responsible for these charges.

Upon shipping, I will send you a message letting your know your item is on its way!
Additional policies and FAQs
Please allow 48 hours for responses to messages sent via Etsy convo. I am normally faster than this, but I appreciate your patience and courtesy.

At this time, I do not accept custom orders.

I can send cards directly to the recipient if requested. Please convo me before purchase so I know how to package your item.

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Wholesale orders welcome! Contact me with requests.

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