longdogdandy

Long Dog Dandy

Chicago, Illinois · 1447 Sales

longdogdandy

Long Dog Dandy

Chicago, Illinois 1447 Sales On Etsy since 2012

5 out of 5 stars
(223)

Announcement   Looking for a certain design? I keep a small, rotating selection on Etsy but they are all on longdogdandy.com!


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Announcement

Last updated on Mar 10, 2017

Looking for a certain design? I keep a small, rotating selection on Etsy but they are all on longdogdandy.com!


****Can't see the dirty words? Etsy policy requires us to censor the first photo-- just scroll through!****

Long Dog Dandy

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Long Dog Dandy

Dirty Dishes-- Fox Mug--mature
Dirty Dishes-- Fox Mug--mature
$24.00
Dirty Dishes Shot Glasses-- opossum-- mature
Dirty Dishes Shot Glasses-- opossum-- mature
$12.00
Dirty Dishes-- Stag Mug-- mature
Dirty Dishes-- Stag Mug-- mature
$24.00
Cinnamon Bun Cat Enamel Pin
Cinnamon Bun Cat Enamel Pin
$10.00
Dirty Dishes Customization-- new word design fee
Dirty Dishes Customization-- new word design fee
$20.00
Dirty Dishes Word Swap Fee--mature
Dirty Dishes Word Swap Fee--mature
$7.00
Dirty Dishes coasters-- set of four-- mature
Dirty Dishes coasters-- set of four-- mature
$40.00
Dirty Dishes-- Hare Mug--mature
Dirty Dishes-- Hare Mug--mature
$24.00

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(223)
Rhonda McCormack

Rhonda McCormack on Jun 28, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Friendly, personable, professional customer service. The mug is hefty, the artwork fantastic.

Christine Nockels

Christine Nockels on Jun 27, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Fast shipping and received in good condition. It made me laugh again when I opened it.

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About

Beginnings.

This shop has humble, high school, Hot-Topic-pants-filled beginnings. Julie and Sarah were once on a bowling team. Julie and Sarah were terrible bowlers. Once their class got left at the bowling alley by the bus driver and they were late to their next classes. One day, after a terrible bowling game, Sarah asked Julie if she wanted to go see The Lion King. Julie and Sarah were subsequently stranded at the movie theatre, redialing their one friend who could drive from the payphone over and over again. Later, Julie and Sarah took a few art classes together but accidentally swapped the times and ended up painting with a bunch of 8 year olds. Julie and Sarah made a habit of eating sugar and driving around aimlessly to get lost and collect street names. Shoe Factory Road is still a personal favorite of Julie's. Lots of time was spent rummaging around the button bowl at Hot Topic and eating Taco Bell in Arby's.

Somewhere in there, it was decided that they would create a website called "buyjulieandsarahsart.com." Sarah ran away from Chicago to the desert after high school. Something about tacos. Julie stayed closer to the motherland, and lived amongst the corn, even though people eating corn on the cob made her exceedingly uncomfortable.



Several years after college, Julie and Sarah decided to collaborate and do something both terrible and wonderful.


Julie and Sarah decided to part ways as business partners at the beginning of 2016 due to life changes. It was a wild ride, guys. Dry those eyes-- the illustrations aren't going anywhere. My Only Regret(besides dying)'s adventure has come to an end, but Long Dog Dandy is just beginning. Stay tuned for what Julie has in store.

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Shop members

  • Julie

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Illustrator, Lobster Wrangler

    Julie is a dog person with 3 cats and no dogs. She is the Chicago half, and has a BFA in Killustration. She lived in Arizona while they were starting this thing, and nearly melted. She gets sunburned through car windows. It's sort of pathetic.

  • Sarah

    Co-Founder

    Sarah has an affinity for cephalopods and playing Flight of the Bumblebee through straws. She has a BFA in Sculpting Blobs, and keeps claiming she is getting out of Arizona someday. Once she broke her foot walking down the stairs.

  • Stanley

    Booth Borzoi, Noodling Expert

    Stanley lures unsuspecting customers into visiting the booth at shows. He is the reason Julie's joke about not having a dog is dated.

Production partners

  • enamel pin manufacturer

    Chicago, IL

    produces enamel pins from my original designs

Shop policies

Last updated on May 6, 2017
Long Dog Dandy, reporting for duty. Here to spread some good old fashioned ridiculousness.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Payment
We currently accept credit cards through Etsy, Etsy gift cards, and Paypal. Payment is needed within 5 business days of the order unless otherwise specified. If it is not received within that time frame, your order will be canceled.
Shipping
Processing time with each listing indicates when your item will ship. If you're in a rush, don't hesitate to message us and we can work something out!

Insurance is required for all ceramics. It is included in your shipping price. We ship USPS First Class or Priority depending on the item.


International customers(outside of the US)! Please check your local customs laws before purchasing to make sure you are aware of any additional fees your country may charge.
Refunds and Exchanges
Full and partial refunds are available at our discretion. If your item is damaged, please contact us within 5 business days of receipt with photos of your concerns. Exchanges for unused items are available, but the buyer must cover shipping for all ceramics. Returns for non-damaged items must be received by us undamaged within 45 days of purchase for refunds to be considered, and initial shipping is non refundable unless the item arrives broken. If there is a problem with your order, please let us know and we'll do our best to resolve any issues!


If any item is returned to us due to a non-deliverable address input at time of purchase, shipping is non-refundable.

In the case of international orders(outside the US), please be advised that while we will refund the item if it arrives damaged, shipping is non-refundable.

No refunds on any customized products.
Additional policies and FAQs
"I can't see the naughty words! What do your products say?"

Scroll through the photos within the listing! Etsy's policies regarding mature items require us to put the little censored bars over the good stuff for the thumbnails, which is by default the first photo in the listing. You don't want your grandma accidentally clicking on us while looking for cute fox mugs, do you? Or maybe your grandma is awesome.

"Do you still make x,y,z?"

Check our website longdogdandy.com for our full product line! We keep a small, rotating selection on etsy.

"Where can I buy your stuff in person?"

We travel for shows all around the US, so check longdogdandy.com/shows for where we will be next! New shows are announced via social media, so be sure to follow us @longdogdandy on Instagram, Facebook, or twitter.

We also are carried by shops around the country. To see our stockists, check longdogdandy.com

"Can I switch words on mugs? I want my Stag to say cooties"

We can do that! It is 5USD per word swap on all ceramics. Please allow 2-3 weeks production for all customized products.

Sorry, no word swaps on any non-ceramic products.

"I want a word that's not on any of your products. Can I order a custom word?"

Any word that is not currently available on our products is available for a 20USD fee-- just let us know which illustration you would like with it. Please allow 2-3 weeks production for all customized products.

Sorry, no custom words on any non-ceramic products.

"I would like an elephant saying ta-tas. How much does that cost?"

Full custom illustrations have a design fee of 100USD. You get to choose the animal, fancy accessory, and word. You may get your design on multiple products for no additional fee. Please allow 4-6 weeks for custom illustrations.

Sorry, no custom illustrations on any non-ceramic products. Prints are available as well.
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We are very open to wholesale orders!. Please contact us for pricing if you're interested!