Awesome Things For Awesome People

City of London, United Kingdom · 23469 Sales


Awesome Things For Awesome People

City of London, United Kingdom 23469 Sales On Etsy since 2015

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Andy Cordina

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Even though it’s still snowing like crazy, we’re still processing orders. Might need this one’s help to dig a path out of the front door snowflake
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Greeting Cards with a side order of sarcasm

I'm Andy. Aussie, living in London, still complaining about the weather. And Bettie Confetti, that's the name of my greeting cards brand... and I'm pretty sure it's also the name of a semi-professional drag queen somewhere in the world.

Since being a little tyke I've always been crafty, from the days of making Christmas decorations from my Mum in the form of the three wise men consisting mainly of toilet rolls and cotton wool.

I've always hated insincerity and always loved my friends who could take a back handed compliment with a grain of salt. Combine the two and voila I've created a range of greeting cards that are slightly offensive, nothing like what you'd buy on the high street and always, ALWAYS tipping their hat to the great art of sarcasm.

I hope you enjoy my range of greeting cards and ultimately buy some, cause girl's gotta eat

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    Cramlington, England

    I've chosen to work with this printer as they have many industry accreditations which means I'm confident of their ability to deliver high quality product. This is backed by their strong environmental policy and FSC certification.

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Last updated on Aug 21, 2017
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Custom and personalised orders

I can personalise most cards - please contact me for more information

Sizing details

All Kraft cards are A6 when folded and square hand foiled cards are 140mm square

Wholesale availability

Bettie Confetti Cards are available for retailers at wholesale prices. Please message me for more information on wholesale orders