The REAL Housewife of Snohomish County

Machias, Washington · 340 Sales


The REAL Housewife of Snohomish County

Machias, Washington 340 Sales On Etsy since 2015

5 out of 5 stars

Announcement   Thanks for visiting the B.P. Farms Store! I hope you find something you like! If you have any questions feel free to contact me!


Last updated on May 1, 2018

Thanks for visiting the B.P. Farms Store! I hope you find something you like! If you have any questions feel free to contact me!

Brian Baisch

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Brian Baisch

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Average item review
5 out of 5 stars

John on May 12, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

This bowl is beautiful. As with all products from BPFarms, it's well-made and exactly as advertised. I don't know what I love more, the wood or the craftspersonship.


Julie on Apr 30, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

A beautiful bowl! So nice to own something from one of my favorite Vloggers!

Dalene Hamer

Dalene Hamer on Apr 14, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

I absolutely love this cutting block. It’s even more beautiful in person, and is a very solid piece. From cutting fruit and veg to displaying food for company, this has become a daily used staple in my home. And it’s gorgeous.

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REAL Housewife turned RURAL Housewife of Snohomish County!

Surrounded by trees north of Snohomish, WA, sits B.P. Farms. Overrun by chickens, ducks, geese, turkeys and goats...and ruled over by a little dog with a Napoleon complex...this farm holds it's biggest treasures at the top of the hill. The REAL Housewife of Snohomish County calls B.P. Farms home, and from atop the hill he watches over the menagerie while brainstorming ways to pay for all that he sees below him. It's here atop the hill that he also stores the biggest treasures...the things he makes and sells.

This is how the B.P. Farms Etsy Store was born, created with one reason and one reason only, to somehow support his animal hoarding tendencies.

Lavender grows in abundance, while yarn overflows many closets and bags stashed behind chairs. Down in the shop you'll find a wood working area where the wood lathe sits, and that wonderful machine is what he uses to create rolling pins and antique pepper mills.

Whether he's sitting with a crochet hook in his hand, cutting fresh lavender or standing in front of the wood lathe crafting the newest rolling pin out of some exotic wood, he knows that this is where he is suppose to be. Surrounded by too many animals, the trees and a peek a boo view of Mt. Pilchuck.

To learn more about The REAL Housewife of Snohomish County check out his blog and facebook page!


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  • Brian Baisch


    In 2014, my husband and I moved to this beautiful piece of property north of Snohomish, WA. I want to share glimpses into our world with you, be it through photo cards or the fresh lavender grown here on the farm.

Shop policies

Last updated on March 27, 2016
Welcome to the B.P. Farms Etsy page! I'm so excited to share with you just a few things from our farm. Hopefully as time goes on, this store will expand to carry other hand-made items. Please feel free to contact me with any questions!

Right now there may be a few kinks or hiccups that are going to need working out, and I ask that you be 100% honest with me about my products and your experience, that's the only way I can grow and change. I hope you love the things you find and you keep coming back!

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
All sales are final, no refunds unless there is a flaw in the product that was overlooked. Communication with me is essential.
Credit cards, debit cards, direct pay, Pay Pal and Etsy gift cards are accepted.
Your order will be shipped within the specified time period on the listing, **after** payment has cleared. (Most orders will ship before this, but please allow this long.)

Greeting cards will be packaged in either a rigid envelope or an envelope with a thin piece of cardboard to keep them from being damaged.

***I've added shipping to Canada on certain items. Please allow extra time for delivery due to customs. Please contact me if you have any questions.***

Insurance can be purchased for and additional charge, upon request. Confirmation will be sent to customer on day of shipping, with tracking number. Once package leaves my house, it is out of my hands.

All orders will go out first class mail, unless otherwise specifiied. For an additional charge, items can go out express mail.
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All images are Copyright Brian Baisch. Images may not be copied, printed or otherwise disseminated without express written permission of Brian Baisch.