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cabindweller

Charlottesville, Virginia
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Announcement    I want to make the most elegant and beautiful toys I can. Each toy I make is one of a kind, because each piece of wood I use is different. When I sit down to carve I am always surprised at what emerges through following the grain and the natural contours of the wood.

All the wood I use is local and sustainably harvested, given to me by an arborist. So you can use my toys guilt free.

Isn't that better than a cookie-cutter petroleum something with a Hello Kitty on it made 5,000 miles away?

[Please, please, please if you are serious about ordering get out a ruler and a piece of string and measure what you are using for pleasure now. These photos all look about the same size, but some are too big, and some are too small, but there is at least one that is just right.]

Announcement

I want to make the most elegant and beautiful toys I can. Each toy I make is one of a kind, because each piece of wood I use is different. When I sit down to carve I am always surprised at what emerges through following the grain and the natural contours of the wood.

All the wood I use is local and sustainably harvested, given to me by an arborist. So you can use my toys guilt free.

Isn't that better than a cookie-cutter petroleum something with a Hello Kitty on it made 5,000 miles away?

[Please, please, please if you are serious about ordering get out a ruler and a piece of string and measure what you are using for pleasure now. These photos all look about the same size, but some are too big, and some are too small, but there is at least one that is just right.]

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Last updated on May 10, 2022

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Because of the intimate nature of the products I sell, I do not allow returns.

By far the largest (and up to this point only) cause of customer dissatisfaction has been unexpected insert-able toy size. This makes me very sad when I hear it, I try very hard to measure my toys accurately.

Please Please Please, measure your current toys, dicks, fingers what evers before ordering so you have a good idea of the size you are used to working with.
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I also accept Dogecoin, most excellent! Fun Coins!
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I ship using discrete shipping methods as fast as I am able.
Additional policies and FAQs
I get a lot of questions about coating safety.

I use salad bowl oil, which has been specially formulated to meet government standards of CFR21, 175.300 to create a nontoxic, safe for food content (in its cured state) finish.

This is pretty much the industry standard for wooden dildos for safety and long lasting beautifuly smooth coatings.

Specifically Behlen Salad bowl finish
http://www.woodfinishsupply.com/SaladBowl.html