ColdSlutsOnFire

Disasterina merch! Novelties, Drag, Shirts, Art!

Los Angeles, California 1099 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars (267)

ColdSlutsOnFire

Disasterina merch! Novelties, Drag, Shirts, Art!

Los Angeles, California | 1099 Sales

5 out of 5 stars (267)

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Disasterina Dragkwene

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Disasterina Dragkwene

Announcement    Welcome to the Cold Sluts On Fire Shop! The official merch center for Disasterina, LA's Most Disastrous Drag Queen! Trashy counter-culture humor with hipster style. Look no further for funny, wtf, omg, lmao, and can't unsee novelties, drag, fashion, kooky art, and more!

Announcement

Last updated on Jan 4, 2019

Welcome to the Cold Sluts On Fire Shop! The official merch center for Disasterina, LA's Most Disastrous Drag Queen! Trashy counter-culture humor with hipster style. Look no further for funny, wtf, omg, lmao, and can't unsee novelties, drag, fashion, kooky art, and more!

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About ColdSlutsOnFire

Sales 1,099
On Etsy since 2013

Trash, Bling, and Kwazy!

I am Disasterina, LA's Most Disastrous Drag Queen! I'm a wondrous, imaginary being and my purpose is to delight and horrify! I was just minding my own trashy business and then one day, somehow I became microfamous! Now people from around da world want a piece of me...and I can't blame them! Here's where you find a legitimate piece I can break off for you! Pretty cheap too!

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  • Disasterina Dragkwene

    Owner, Designer, Maker

    I am LA's Most Disastrous Drag Queen and a cast member of The Boulet Brothers' Dragula Season 2. I make everything in the store by hand! I like to do fashion, novelties, jewelry, kwazy stuff, art, I LOVE IT ALL! hope u do 2!

Shop policies

Last updated on September 23, 2018
Welcome prospective adherent to the wondrous COLD SLUTS ON FIRE SHOP, the official merch depot of Disasterina! Peruse within these digital walls and find the trashiest, hippest, weirdest, merchandise and novelties this side of the Pecos (that used to be a river before global warming happened). Dive in and be sullied!

Accepted payment methods

Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
It doesn't fit? Your Mommy said you can't wear it around the house? You're allergic to hilarity? No prob, send it back within 30 days and we will give you a full refund.
Shipping
We proudly ship anywhere in these United States and anywhere else in the world our merch hasn't been banned yet!