ColdSlutsOnFire

Disasterina merch! Novelties, Drag, Shirts, Art!

Los Angeles, California 1030 Sales On Etsy since 2013

5 out of 5 stars (261)

ColdSlutsOnFire

Disasterina merch! Novelties, Drag, Shirts, Art!

Los Angeles, California | 1030 Sales

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Disasterina Dragkwene

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Disasterina Dragkwene

Announcement    Welcome to the Cold Sluts On Fire Shop! The official merch center for Disasterina, LA's Most Disastrous Drag Queen! Trashy counter-culture humor with hipster style. Look no further for funny, wtf, omg, lmao, and can't unsee novelties, drag, fashion, kooky art, and more!

Announcement

Last updated on Jan 4, 2019

Welcome to the Cold Sluts On Fire Shop! The official merch center for Disasterina, LA's Most Disastrous Drag Queen! Trashy counter-culture humor with hipster style. Look no further for funny, wtf, omg, lmao, and can't unsee novelties, drag, fashion, kooky art, and more!

Reviews

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5 out of 5 stars
(261)
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  • Garrett on Oct 24, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    This might be my favorite piece. Disasterina's description, coupled with the work, really resonates with me. I can't really explain why.

    Description:
    "So, what would happen if you in you own head too much and you walkin around and then before you know it you wandered into hell... But, you don't really give a shit."

    I love the way it's mounted, the work itself, and the (my interpretation of it, at least) meaning behind it. I'm going to mount it in my home office with a printed copy of the description so I can appreciate it while I work.

    As always, Disasterina packaged everything securely, and shipped quickly.

    You won't regret buying a piece from Disasterina, she's incredibly talented!

  • Garrett on Oct 12, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    Disasterina is incredibly talented. The colors really pop and we're honored to have this on our wall. It makes my yumpa tingle every time I look at it.

    Shipping was fast and the (fragile) item was packed securely. Disasterina included a nice note as well as some stickers. We'll be back for more pieces!

  • Garrett on Oct 24, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    Beautiful piece, it goes well with another one of Disasterina's paintings we've got on the wall. I'm honored that we've been able to collect some great work by a great human.

    If you're considering it, you should hurry up and buy the Disasterina painting you like. If you don't, I'm liable to snipe it!

    Packaging was secure and included a wonderful plastic sack that my wife and I enjoyed turning into a dress.

  • Parker P on Oct 23, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    The items shipped on time and arrived with a lovely personalized note! All the love for Miss Disasterina <3

  • Garrett on Oct 19, 2019

    5 out of 5 stars

    Another excellent pin! The design is great and it's high quality. All of these pins are going to last a lifetime. Thanks Disasterina!

About ColdSlutsOnFire

Sales 1,030
On Etsy since 2013

Trash, Bling, and Kwazy!

I am Disasterina, LA's Most Disastrous Drag Queen! I'm a wondrous, imaginary being and my purpose is to delight and horrify! I was just minding my own trashy business and then one day, somehow I became microfamous! Now people from around da world want a piece of me...and I can't blame them! Here's where you find a legitimate piece I can break off for you! Pretty cheap too!

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  • Disasterina Dragkwene

    Owner, Designer, Maker

    I am LA's Most Disastrous Drag Queen and a cast member of The Boulet Brothers' Dragula Season 2. I make everything in the store by hand! I like to do fashion, novelties, jewelry, kwazy stuff, art, I LOVE IT ALL! hope u do 2!

Shop policies

Last updated on September 23, 2018
Welcome prospective adherent to the wondrous COLD SLUTS ON FIRE SHOP, the official merch depot of Disasterina! Peruse within these digital walls and find the trashiest, hippest, weirdest, merchandise and novelties this side of the Pecos (that used to be a river before global warming happened). Dive in and be sullied!

Accepted payment methods

Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
It doesn't fit? Your Mommy said you can't wear it around the house? You're allergic to hilarity? No prob, send it back within 30 days and we will give you a full refund.
Shipping
We proudly ship anywhere in these United States and anywhere else in the world our merch hasn't been banned yet!