Hilarious greeting cards and gifts for all occasions

Denver, Colorado · 3741 Sales


Hilarious greeting cards and gifts for all occasions

Denver, Colorado 3741 Sales On Etsy since 2012

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craftboner is taking a short break


Note from shop owner I'm off exploring the majestical land of New Zealand with pals for two weeks so we'll be back up and running on April 10th!

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Mar 20, 2017

I'm off exploring the majestical land of New Zealand with pals for two weeks so we'll be back up and running on April 10th!


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Working on adding a whole bunch of new/re-worked designs to the shop on this snowy Friday!


creating things to inspire craft boners since forever.

craft boner (ku-raft bone-rrrr), noun. 1. the effect of seeing something unique or handmade that induces a large amount of lust and want 2. the effect of seeing something that makes you giggle 3. the warm fuzzy feeling that happens when you see something you want and immediately do the "gimme, gimme" hands


hi there. my name's kiwi.

when I was little I secretly wanted to be a stand-up comedian. but it turns out you need to go in front of people and try to make them laugh and that scared the hell out of me.

so I started making things instead.

I do my best to make people laugh through the things I sell in my shop. a good giggle can lift anyone's spirit and I hope to create giggles by the bucketful.


and if you're looking for quirky vintage treasures, check out kiwi finds vintage ( my other etsy shop.


Shop members

  • kiwi

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Brains And Brawn

    everything in my shop starts off as a small little idea in my mind grapes and then I do my best to make those small little ideas reality.

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Last updated on Sep 5, 2016
Frequently asked questions

Custom and personalized orders

Since everything is hand lettered by me (Kiwi, hey there!) and that shit takes time - I'm not currently accepting any custom orders.

And because 99% of the stuff I sell isn't made to order I'm not able to change text, colors, etc. in the things that you see. But! There are plenty of awesome shops on Etsy who customize things so I'm sure you'll have luck finding something equally awesome that's just right for you!

Wholesale availability

I totally sell wholesale and love working with shop owners!

You can see some of my wholesale FAQs and learn more at

Gift wrapping and packaging

While I don't currently offer gift wrapping as an option - if you're sending an order to somebody other than yourself - let me know what you'd like the note to say and I'll make sure to include it.

That way your friend/family/member/significant other won't wonder who in the hell sent them funny stuff and they'll know right away to call/text/write/seduce you to say thanks.

I need this by a certain date - can it be done?

Most likely, yes! But, hey, I'm not a machine and also not a mind reader so let me know if you need something by a specific date in a message BEFORE you buy the item. That way we can figure out if it's even possible and not leave it to chance.

That being said, the USPS isn't the most reliable thing in the world. I'll get things sent out as soon as I can on my end but there's no way for me to guarantee that it'll get to you time just because sometimes postal delays and such happen. (Though I wish that I had Santa-like powers where I could hand deliver a bunch of shit in a specified amount of time.)

Is processing time the same as shipping time?

Nah, bae, nah.

Processing time refers to the amount of business days to prepare your order before it gets dropped off at the post office. And business days don't include weekends or holidays because I'm a goddamn human being too and, trust me, if I don't get time off I turn into a really crazy person. And nobody wants that.

What I'm trying to get at is - if you, say, purchase an item on a Thursday night and it says that there's a 1-3 day processing time then it could get to the post office anytime between Friday morning and Tuesday afternoon.

But, if you've reached out (as mentioned above) and asked me to try to get something to you by a certain date I'll make sure it gets to the post office ASAP.

I saw something on your Instagram - but I can't find it here - HELP!

I try to get most things up on Etsy as quickly as I can but if there's something you can't find here - check out - that'll have the most up to date store with all of the items that I currently offer online.

Plus, there's a few things on there that are exclusive to the site and aren't on Etsy.

Plus, you can see what what events I'm doing next and other info.

Plus, everything is sorted into neat categories so you can find exactly what you're looking for in a jiffy.